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Scipio Africanus the Elder God
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And you'll be having an experience in the bathroom, beyond the bathroom experience - and I won't mention what's going to happen in the bathroom, but you'll have to find out.
She/Her
It was so fucking fun before the social media panopticon made everyone afraid of being cringe in public. It was so good being able to be weird and sentimental and just vibe without worrying if someone was going to put you on TikTok and laugh at you.
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I feel like an apostrophe "s" could have solved so many problems here.
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If you want to find someone to have sex with, you need to find a way to be existing in the same space as other people and also see them as people. IMO the best thing men can do to get laid is to learn how to have deep and meaningful relationships w women outside of trying to have sex w them.
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There are a million and one reasons a woman would have sex with a man. There isn't a secret code to unlocking it other than "be a person existing in the same space as another person and having chemistry with them, whatever that looks like." You can't Equation your way to chemistry.
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It looks like crayons! But in a good way.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Oh I think you hit it on the head for me with the "Let's go Brandon" comparison. It really feels along the same lines. Like, please just call me an asshole like you're a real adult and then we can all move on.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don't like insulting people's looks but she looks like if Emma Watson decided that if she never stopped drinking, then she'd never be hungover.
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Every song on it is absolutely amazing. All Kinds of Time sticks with me and it's a song about football.
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
There are people my age who only know Maggie Smith as from Harry Potter.

The correct answer is Sister Act.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Their relationship drives me nuts! The conversation they have in TNG in the episode where they GET MARRIED sounds like a first date. They always sound like 2 people who barely know each other!
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I'm funny and you know it LOL
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The only question is: *will* you be prepared for your future?
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM