JB Long
@jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social
I was Design Director for ANTONBLAST💥. Now I'm something else.
Satya Nadella is a psychopath.
July 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Satya Nadella is a psychopath.
every wrasslin' guy in the game industry simultaneously posting their hulk hogan posts just now:
July 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
every wrasslin' guy in the game industry simultaneously posting their hulk hogan posts just now:
i like this. you may also like this.
July 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i like this. you may also like this.
Wonder whether the decision-maker who called these shots is one of the 300 people on the chopping block at Virtuos today... I know what my *guess* would be!
July 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Wonder whether the decision-maker who called these shots is one of the 300 people on the chopping block at Virtuos today... I know what my *guess* would be!
it is my opinion that this is the greatest single portion of music in this entire franchise
July 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
it is my opinion that this is the greatest single portion of music in this entire franchise
Heat index ('feels like' temperature) was 39 C (102 F) here yesterday and will be 41 C (106 F) tomorrow
I love it, it's good stuff
I love it, it's good stuff
June 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Heat index ('feels like' temperature) was 39 C (102 F) here yesterday and will be 41 C (106 F) tomorrow
I love it, it's good stuff
I love it, it's good stuff
You know what they say.
June 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
You know what they say.
10pm last night it's "We OBLITERATED the nuke sites"
10am this morning it's already down to "We can't confirm we destroyed the sites fully but it definitely set their nuclear plans back!"
Now not even 12 hours later it's "We actually have no idea where the uranium even is because they moved it"
10am this morning it's already down to "We can't confirm we destroyed the sites fully but it definitely set their nuclear plans back!"
Now not even 12 hours later it's "We actually have no idea where the uranium even is because they moved it"
June 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
10pm last night it's "We OBLITERATED the nuke sites"
10am this morning it's already down to "We can't confirm we destroyed the sites fully but it definitely set their nuclear plans back!"
Now not even 12 hours later it's "We actually have no idea where the uranium even is because they moved it"
10am this morning it's already down to "We can't confirm we destroyed the sites fully but it definitely set their nuclear plans back!"
Now not even 12 hours later it's "We actually have no idea where the uranium even is because they moved it"
Me when I'm in a recognizing my own siblings competition and my opponents are Char Aznable and Sayla Mass
June 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Me when I'm in a recognizing my own siblings competition and my opponents are Char Aznable and Sayla Mass
me when I accidentally glance at the quarter of the screen where the assist mode menu option is in a game and it starts showing me its 400 pop ups about "the intended experience" and "designed to be challenging"
June 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
me when I accidentally glance at the quarter of the screen where the assist mode menu option is in a game and it starts showing me its 400 pop ups about "the intended experience" and "designed to be challenging"
Most Shows: Here is a long series of events where a character has to come to terms with having to beat the bad guys by any means necess-
Gundam Mercury Episode 12:
Gundam Mercury Episode 12:
June 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Most Shows: Here is a long series of events where a character has to come to terms with having to beat the bad guys by any means necess-
Gundam Mercury Episode 12:
Gundam Mercury Episode 12:
When you're watching a new show and there isn't usually background chatter audible, but in this scene they suddenly leave a news broadcast about a growing pandemic and communicable disease mixed high enough for you to hear every word underneath the main conversation:
June 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
When you're watching a new show and there isn't usually background chatter audible, but in this scene they suddenly leave a news broadcast about a growing pandemic and communicable disease mixed high enough for you to hear every word underneath the main conversation:
They say he's the best to ever do it
June 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
They say he's the best to ever do it
really big fan of this album art and if I was one of those people who had frivolous spending money I would buy the vinyl just to have it sit around
June 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
really big fan of this album art and if I was one of those people who had frivolous spending money I would buy the vinyl just to have it sit around
The guy who never sleeps, sucks down ketamine and viagra like they're water and air, and never met a stimulant he didn't love reckons he's gonna make it to a MINIMUM of 93 years old
June 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The guy who never sleeps, sucks down ketamine and viagra like they're water and air, and never met a stimulant he didn't love reckons he's gonna make it to a MINIMUM of 93 years old
me when the Sonic and Crash communities are beefing the 12th time that week
June 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
me when the Sonic and Crash communities are beefing the 12th time that week
this is even funnier with the context of his previous post ngl
June 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
this is even funnier with the context of his previous post ngl
In a perfectly exemplary demonstration of why GenAI summation is Bad Actually™, here's what YouTube thought was happening when I dipped into Max's stream post-Marvel yesterday:
June 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In a perfectly exemplary demonstration of why GenAI summation is Bad Actually™, here's what YouTube thought was happening when I dipped into Max's stream post-Marvel yesterday:
consider my Play status to be Stated brother
June 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
consider my Play status to be Stated brother