Being trans is like learning how to drive a stick shift. It’s frustrating and difficult. You stall a lot. But then you start to get the hang of it and it starts to feel good. Eventually it becomes second nature, and there’s no way you’d go back to an automatic transmission.

I’ll be with you girl, like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stoned

Is this a small city in North Carolina that starts with M?!? If so, these people remodeled the entire courthouse square and decided to keep this monstrosity. People there were always nice to me when I visited, but this statue told me all I needed to know about them.

I feel your pain.

Can you imagine if all the money going towards the development of autonomous cars was instead funneled into building a national high-speed rail system?

After surgery, I was still a bit loopy from the anesthesia and when I went into an elevator, I said, ‘Wow, this elevator smells like sandwich. It smells good!’

It really is the best! We use it a lot.

I’m always fond of the stairs that turned into slides.

Turning on switchback stairs might be quite difficult. But for straight runs, that would be pretty epic.

Henrietta would like to remind everyone that all hens are chickens, but not all chickens are hens.

Wait- Are you saying people actually sympathize with Humbert?!? He is such a foul and disgusting character. Also, can’t watch Manhattan anymore.

And they have the fucking nerve to ask for money!

Yes, can confirm.

I sure hope so. Those trainsets look spiffy!

Oh, nice! Wish I still had mine. Can’t believe you found a co-processor for it.

Is that a 25 MHz tower on the right? My first computer was a 33 MHz tower. I think it was a 386? It had a button you could press for ‘Turbo’ mode. It probably did nothing!

Absolutely delightful!