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🥈cat butler 2🥈
@june-tree.itch.io
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definitely a doctor?
itch at https://june-tree.itch.io
blog at https://coniferous.bearblog.dev

white, 30
pronouns?

without love it cannot be seen.
what is essential is invisible to the eye.

i am not dead.
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thinking about birds who are born starving ("high feeding motivation")
"The breeding stock (broilers-breeders) do grow to maturity but also have their own welfare concerns related to the frustration of a high feeding motivation and beak trimming."
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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mine and yours
dishes: minimum cooking: low following instructions: high knitting: medium high ikea furniture: medium dishes: high cooking: max following instructions: min knitting: medium low ikea furniture: min
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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These are my wife's stats
Attack: max Volition: max Love: max Reading comprehension: max Conviction: max Thinking speed: high
January 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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These are my stats
Thinking speed: low Attack: very low Volition: low Love: maximum Reading comprehension: moderate Conviction: high
January 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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it's #PortfolioDay wrow

im the white tranny with the psycho wife

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a crude drawing of a bench with a line going away from it (a leash) many copies of a stamp that reads "Be reasonable" all overlaid on each other in different sizes a pink rectangle with illegible text in the center in a different pink a black and white pixellated drawing of a dog leashed outside. Text boxes read "You are a dog. A small dog. You're tied to a bench outside. It's freezing. You're scared. Your owner has returned. Are you afraid of her?" and "Your owner has returned. It's cold. It's windy and you're shivering." Buttons ask "Do you..." with "wait" selected. Another button asks "Are you afraid of her?" with options "yes, she left me to die" (unselected) and 'no, i love her" (selected). A text box to the side reads "yes you do! good boy! of course you love her! and she loves you!" At the bottom is a button that reads "a well trained dog won't gnaw at its leash"
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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matcha 🍵
a white cat curled up resting on a pink blanket
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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when i google this, the "ai overview" tells me to call a hotline 😔
google ai overview telling me to call a hotline b/ i'm experiencing "a moment of profound distress"
January 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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this is how I'm feeling rn
An ad for a rock tumbler saying "Tumbling made easy! 1. Add rocks 2. Add grit 3. Add water 4. Then tumble!" depicts the above stuff added to a cylinder that gets rolled, and the rocks come out smooth like river stones
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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thinking
a digital button that reads "a well trained dog won't gnaw at its leash"
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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god is 🍕
god fucked the virgin Pringle

and it bore the son of 🍕:

PIZZA PRINGLE
A can of pizza flavored Pringles chips
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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LIKE

WHO MAKES THIS EXPRESSION?!?!?!

this kid stares through the photograph, judges your soul as wanting, and HATES you

HUH?!

this is the king kunta "I'm mad, but I ain't stressin"

someone should have noticed ANYTHING EVER...
my wife as a very young child with an ambiguous smile, the disdain of an immortal, and calm hatred in his eyes
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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LOOKING AT BABY PHOTOS OF MY WIFE

Every photo has a majesty and intelligence....

someone should have noticed something

his expression... closest I found is this portrait of Napoleon. And Napoleon doesnt do it as well.

fucking insane...

as a child, more commanding than Napoleon?!
Napoleon Bonaparte, famed general and emperor my wife when he was a tiny child, somehow more commanding and intelligent than Napoleon
December 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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thinking about this bird caught outside in the rain
a tiny bird on a fence in the rain
December 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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feeling some sort of way
a linocut print of a bird outlined in a blue green gray color with patches of gold on his head and throat and side Same bird but only outline, no gold A linocut carving in rubber of "Would you wager your life on living?" With a ">" below to indicate a text entry field and the remainder of the rubber uncarved. The image is flipped to be legible since the carving is actually a mirror image of the text
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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😌
in progress knitting with a zigzag pattern in multiple colors
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I wonder if there's a clever way to fix parts of a sock that bend like this

like the way a mitred square uses increases and decreases to change angles of a fabric
a picture of my handknit sock the stitches curve uncomfortably where the sock transitions from the ankle to the foot
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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a bluegreen mote surrounded by rocks
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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falling "like rain" suggests they look like this:
raindrops on the window
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Here's the inside!
The other side of the cookie looks weird and fucked up, lots of stuff at different angles
December 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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This cookie is what my wife looks like!

Here's the outside:
A pretty cookie with a grain pattern
December 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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brought to you by the mushroom guy BL
a touching scene in a BL where someone (a mushroom) named 428 insists that a person (his beloved) is not coffee to possess but something else (a person to love!)
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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ATTENTION:

THIS IS THE NEW PLATYPUS SIZE (SMALL)

IF U ARE A PLATYPUS OF A DIFFERENT SIZE:

SHRINK OR GROW ACCORDINGLY OR FACE A FINE OF NO LESS THAN 2 CENTS AND NO MORE THAN 3 CENTS
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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here u go
a closeup of a siamese cat's face and whiskers
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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this is the table
a shitty closeup of a wood table
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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my wife is chairman louis now
it's a chococat chair (a chair in the shape of a cartoon black cat)
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM