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Bluesky is not safe
If I could get two weeks of proper winter every year I'd be chill with it tbh
January 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
What if I like tiny parts of it
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
You poor thing
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Also a water bottle if hydration won't cause other issues
January 4, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Gum can work for this
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I'd be lying if I said that didn't sound kind of appealing
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I would have been better off in every way in a different body that aligned correctly with my self.
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
My body at birth was inadequate and I would not have survived without repairing it. Maybe you would benefit from widening your perspective
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
God it's been too long
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Then don't quote other people saying they're wrong for describing things in a way that is right for them.
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 AM
My body was broken and defective, I had to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars and spend years on fixing it and I'm still not done.
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Oh no
January 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My wife's bed is true neutral and it's nice but also I miss having my own nightstand :(
January 2, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Holy shit
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Thanks for the reminder
January 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
If you are so am I I'm married and feel the way you do
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Real. Here's hoping the next one is better
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Damn harsh but I get it
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Happy new year! ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Sorry for being right about everything it will happen again
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
❤️ God Emmy I've had such a good week
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I haven't tested this one personally but I've heard good recs as an inflatable plug brand

www.themaster-series.com/item.php?id=...

If you're looking for depth I still don't think anyone has beaten the slink

www.squarepegtoys.com/product/slink/

Hopefully this is helpful as a starting point!
Dark Inflator ::: Master Series
www.themaster-series.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Not sure your feelings on various companies, I have alternatives for all these, and if there's stuff you specifically like or don't like I can tweak.

A small or medium soft ika is a pretty good one, it has nice texture and some pretty good demarcation for depths.

bad-dragon.com/products/ika
Ika® Fantasy Dildo | Bad Dragon
Ika® is a tentacle dildo designed for g-spot and p-spot stimulation with suckers, and a gradually widening, curved shaft.
bad-dragon.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM