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Who up klarning they kalshi
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
this is what I think will happen every time I look up "how to stop using social media so much" on youtube/reddit www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-Z... surely more mouse bites will cure me
Every episode of House M.D (original Audio) (Mouse Bites)
YouTube video by Carth Sylvan
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
People thought Paul wasn't wearing shoes on the Abbey road cover bc he died when in truth its just because he's always been a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce and that is exactly the kinda shit a quirked up white boy would do
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
its wild that the first time i heard about john cena was when he played freds father in the fred movie. my oh my how times go by
October 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You know what the biggest pump and dump scheme was? Big tech promising us a better and easier future for those of us who actually contribute, only to rip the rug out from under us and make us pay to access the things that worked flawlessly and freely 10 years ago. Makes me physically ill.
September 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I love Gabe Newell so much. The man is such an industry titan. I have no doubt that his new brain chip company will do no less than quintuple Steam's child gambling revenue!
September 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
faithful image, simulation, simulacrum
September 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Caught my pet gorilla juuling what do I do
September 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My "hotdogs is a sandwich" is that jif crunchy peanut butter is just smooth peanut butter that they added chunks of peanuts back into
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Personal pet peeve: they change the timeline slider to a lightsaber when you listen to the Holst planets suite on spotify. Like yeah, that's what Williams used as inspiration and was probably Lucas' temp track. BUT ITS NOT IN STAR WARS. AT ALL.
September 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Because I couldn't find any verifiable source stating so aside from scrubbing through the credits: yes, Teddy Blanks did the cool Saul Bass-inspired finale credits for Severance season 2, and yes, I'm so obsessed with title & credits sequences I had to check, and yes, he did an awesome fucking job
September 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My favorite YouTube game is trying to guess what a deleted reply to a comment said, based only on the angry replies @ing them
September 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
tech products fucking suck and are too expensive. restaurants fucking suck and are too expensive. video games fucking suck and are too expensive. i fucking hate this stupid fucking world we built for ourselves and i hate the fact that we keep fucking buying it so it will never change
September 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
heavy petting zoo
September 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My jazz take that you're all gonna agree with in 10 years is that the movie Whiplash is better viewed as a non-literal interpretation of the relationship between the part of the musician who loves music as a child does and their inner critic pushing them towards excellence in a destructive way
August 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
To whoever made the decision before i was born to put brand labels directly on drum heads, fuck you
August 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My prediction is that within the next decade law enforcement will have their own honeypot ais for the same purpose as those people who pose as little girls, terrorist cells, and hired killers online. Itll be only for fed agencies and RTCCs at first, then percolate down to more local agencies
August 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me when someone has above a middle-school writing level "this sounds like Chat-GPT"
August 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I just need more people to know about this video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d8q...
pics of people flipping birds
YouTube video by wwe4life65
www.youtube.com
August 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Speedball: h and coke
Stoner speedball: weed and caffeine
Sober speedball: chamomile tea and grounding exercises
August 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What hurts the most is that kids these days will never experience the simple pleasure of typing 80085 into your calculator and passing it to your friend in class as you both nearly get in trouble for laughing so much
August 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Joe's House 2: Joer House
July 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If we're being real, the main reason Mr. Beast launched that AI tool is because he knew it would create massive authentic discourse, thus giving free advertising to his SocialBlade competitor. It's mass rage bait marketing, the same thing TikTokers do for bounties but on a much larger scale
July 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hey I been kinda tuned out the past 6 months. Did something happen politically or somthing?
June 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Jar-Jar Mann productions:

So yousa see,
June 3, 2025 at 10:21 AM