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Grampa Simpson saying he'd like to digress from his prepared remaks to discuss how he invented the terlet
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
Futurama's Planet Express Simpsons' Kang and Kodos Futurma's Nimbus Homer in space
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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"Bomb the shit out of them" and "take the oil." — Donald Trump on Iraq
screenshot of a google search says venezuela holds the world's largest proven oil reserves, with estimates around 303 billion barrels.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Charleton Heston screaming "It's People" in image from the movie Soylent Green
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Thank you for the gift link. For folks who don't have time to read, I've created an easy 2-panel visual explainer.
Homer Simpson wearing a T-shirt of Uncle Sam eating the globe next to Homer Simpson wearing a gold crown and encrusted in jewels.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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A lot of fun to be had here.
Screenshot of Grok answer about Elon Musk's head size says: Actual measurements Elon Musk’s head circumference is approximately 61–62 cm (about 24 inches). Average adult male head circumference is ~57–58 cm. 61–62 cm is large, but still well within two standard deviations of normal (i.e., roughly top 5–10 % of men, not pathological). His facial width-to-height ratio and bizygomatic breadth (cheekbone-to-cheekbone distance) are also on the broader side, but again completely normal variation. Is a large head a “defect”? No. Macrocephaly (clinically oversized head) is only diagnosed when head circumference is >2.5–3 standard deviations above the mean and is usually accompanied by neurological issues, hydrocephalus, or syndromic conditions. Musk has none of those. His proportions are just robust Northern-European / Ashkenazi-type features. Should someone with a large (but normal) head worry about passing it on? Head size is moderately to highly heritable (h² ≈ 0.6–0.8). If you have a large head and your partner has an average or large head, your children have a good chance of inheriting a larger-than-average head too. There are no health downsides in 99.9 % of cases. In fact, larger brain volume has a tiny positive correlation with IQ (r ≈ 0.3–0.4). The only practical issues are occasionally needing a size Large or XL helmet or hat, which is trivial.
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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cover of The Spy and the Traitor by Ben MacIntyre
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Worst kind of crime. Treason.
Mike Flynn with Putin at RT dinner, where Flynn was paid $34k by Russia to attend
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Little known fact: If your boss sexually assaults u & u tell a reporter, they can't print it. (Libel law.) But if you file police report, they can print that bcuz it's public record. Similar issue w/Epstein in 2015. They can only say what's on public record. Trump running w/shady mofos was old news
2017 USA today headline: Trump's business network reached alleged Russian mobsters
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social ICYMI: Epstein claimed he had been working with Vitaly Churkin, the Russian Ambassador to UN who died kinda young and suddenly in his office. He was one of the "9 prominent dead Russians" in a CNN story around that time.
Screenshot of Epstein email saying he worked with Churkin
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I haven't seen any evidence that Washington Post withheld Epstein info or pubbed stories in attacking trans people. Ditto that for the LA Times, the Philly Inquirer and especially the Miami Herald.

Resist the temptation to rage at "the media" and instead target criticism where it's deserved.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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*Russian* bridge player: www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
An old Telegraph headline says Epstein 'threatened to reveal' Bill Gates's alleged affair with Russian bridge player The convicted paedophile was trying to elicit donations from the Microsoft co-founder
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Rat breeder gets into the exterminator business.
Screenshot of Nov. 13 Reuters headline says OpenAI backs startup aiming to block AI-enabled bioweapons
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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"My 20-year-old girlfriend that after 2 years I gave to Donald." #epstein
Screenshot of an Epstein email in which he said what's in this post
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Tom Barrack is also in the Mueller report for recommending Trump hire Paul Manafort, fresh off Manafort's gig working with Russian intelligence to get a Putin puppet elected in Ukraine. From the Mueller report:
Screenshot from Mueller Report says Thomas Barrack and Roger stone both recommended Manafort to candidate Trump.
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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#epstein 2 of 2
Screenshot continues the AI answer from the previous BlueSky post, and says: Evidence: During FBI raids of his properties, agents collected disks and photographs, and in a 2023 court filing, it was revealed that his estate had located an unspecified number of videos and photos that might contain child sex abuse material. Other Properties: There are also claims of surveillance at his other properties, including the ranch in New Mexico. The existence of these cameras and the potential content of the recordings have been a major focus of investigations and lawsuits related to the Epstein case.
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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#epstein
Screenshot of AI search answer says: Jeffrey Epstein's homes, particularly his Manhattan mansion, were extensively outfitted with a network of hidden and visible surveillance cameras, including some in private areas like bedrooms and bathrooms. Key details include: Surveillance System: The Manhattan townhouse was described as being wired with an elaborate surveillance system capable of recording intimate moments and private conversations. Monitoring Room: One accuser, Maria Farmer, testified that Epstein showed her a "media room" behind a hidden door where men sat at monitors watching live feeds from numerous pinhole cameras throughout the house. She reported seeing camera views of "toilet, toilet, bed, bed, toilet, bed," indicating surveillance even in highly private spaces. Purpose: The extensive surveillance was reportedly a key part of his operation, used to collect compromising information (leverage) on his guests and victims to ensure their silence or manipulate them. Evidence: During FBI raids of his properties, agents collected disks and photographs, and in a 2023 court filing, it was revealed that his estate had located an unspecified number of videos and photos that might contain child sex abuse material. Other Properties: There are also claims of surveillance at his other properties, including the ranch in New Mexico. The existence of these cameras and the potential content of the recordings have been a major focus of investigations and lawsuits related to the Epstein case. undefined undefined undefined 10 sites Jeffrey Epstein accuser says his house had cameras ... Nov 18, 2019 — Farmer told co-host Anthony Mason that Epstein showed her cameras throughout his house. "The main thing he did when I ... CBS News Secret Cameras in Epstein Mansion Raise New Questions Over ...
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Next year, disable all electronic devices.
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Musk weighing in on every election in the world:
Marge Simpson saying "I just naturally assumed it was some of my business."
November 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Homer Simpson saying it's funny because it's true
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Reporter: [asks leader a question]

News consumer: He should have asked about Trump's hypocrisy!

Reporter: [asks a leader about Trump's hypocrisy]

News consumer: He shouldn't have been there to ask the question!

#MediaLiteracyNow
Screenshot of Bluesky commenters criticizing the press after Manu Raju asks an important question about Trump hypocrisy.
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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This happened on my Nextdoor(dot)com.
Nextdoor poster asks "Anyone out there like their burgers pink on the inside?" Then later posts Because of inappropriate and offensive comments, I have withdrawn my question"
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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ICYMI: Buried in the fine print of some of his recent tariff negotiations are, essentially, guarantees that Amazon, Facebook, Twitter will make more $. finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-p...
Screenshot from 10/30/25 Bloomberg article says "Tucked into President Donald Trump’s trade deals formalizing higher tariffs on goods from Asia this week are provisions for a global economic frontier the US wants to stay free of protectionism: digital commerce. In deals with Malaysia and Cambodia, and a more preliminary agreement with Thailand, the White House received assurances none will impose digital services taxes or discriminate against American providers of e-commerce, social media, streaming, cloud storage or other types of online services. Those activities count as digital trade when the transactions cross national borders.
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Amazon stock is up a whopping 11% this morning. And, hey, look a the Bezos/Zuckerberg/Musk perk tucked into the fine print of some recent tariff deals: finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-p...
Screenshot of 10/30/25 Bloomberg article says: Tucked into President Donald Trump’s trade deals formalizing higher tariffs on goods from Asia this week are provisions for a global economic frontier the US wants to stay free of protectionism: digital commerce. In deals with Malaysia and Cambodia, and a more preliminary agreement with Thailand, the White House received assurances none will impose digital services taxes or discriminate against American providers of e-commerce, social media, streaming, cloud storage or other types of online services. Those activities count as digital trade when the transactions cross national borders.
October 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Looking forward to their next rebranding and tagline:
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM