HI

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social any chance you’re doing a show in NoVA or the surrounding area? My wife and I would immediately get tickets.

You realize now that someone HAS to be punched, right?

I love getting it warm, it’s so much more pliable

I LOVE those things SO MUCH

Mexican Coke is the superior Coke, and it’s not even close.

Isn’t this just admitting that Elon Musk is an anti-Semite with Nazi tendencies?

Or “‘Allo ‘Allo ‘Allo!”

We need an actual Left party. Get rid of the old rich white people, and bring in young people who have lived life amongst the people and know what it means to be poor or to know what hardships really are. The DNC and the Democrat Party have lost touch with 99% of the people.

If we’re talking “In Wonderland” the outfit in the 1st photo with the black choker in the 3rd photo.

Do I pass?