Juniper
@juniperbat.bsky.social
they/them (feminine gendered nouns)
Primal Puppy Switch and certified HDG enjoyer
I am perpetually horny on main 💚
Primal Puppy Switch and certified HDG enjoyer
I am perpetually horny on main 💚
What do you mean I need food? I can't just run off of caffeine and homosexuality?
March 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
What do you mean I need food? I can't just run off of caffeine and homosexuality?
Aaaand of course one of the local trans drag queens is a transmed 🙃
March 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Aaaand of course one of the local trans drag queens is a transmed 🙃
I don't have ADHD, those are just my zoomies!
March 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don't have ADHD, those are just my zoomies!
"The beatings will continue until morale improves"
Promise? 🥺
Promise? 🥺
March 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"The beatings will continue until morale improves"
Promise? 🥺
Promise? 🥺
Why does god give the prettiest girls the most crippling dysphoria?
March 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why does god give the prettiest girls the most crippling dysphoria?
"Your dick is hard and your tummy hurts?"
March 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Your dick is hard and your tummy hurts?"
Like are they staring at me because I'm clocky, or are they staring because I look like I crawled out of a punk squat basement? No clue, and I don't really care
At this point in my transition I figure if people are going to stare at me anyways, I may as well give them something to look at.
March 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Like are they staring at me because I'm clocky, or are they staring because I look like I crawled out of a punk squat basement? No clue, and I don't really care
At this point in my transition I figure if people are going to stare at me anyways, I may as well give them something to look at.
March 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
At this point in my transition I figure if people are going to stare at me anyways, I may as well give them something to look at.
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you can accomplish a lot by simply being a chiller. just chilling out and relaxing and going with the flow. keep your expectations reasonable, give others grace, and don't let yourself run away with shit in your own head. stick around for a while, you might learn somethin.
March 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
you can accomplish a lot by simply being a chiller. just chilling out and relaxing and going with the flow. keep your expectations reasonable, give others grace, and don't let yourself run away with shit in your own head. stick around for a while, you might learn somethin.
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Hot butches in your area (maybe)
March 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hot butches in your area (maybe)
Once again I am caught between do I want to do this to someone, or do I want someone to do this to me. (The answer is both)
March 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Once again I am caught between do I want to do this to someone, or do I want someone to do this to me. (The answer is both)
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February 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's 70°, I'm blasting Rise Against with my windows down, and I can just feel the seasonal depression melting away. Holy shit I missed this.
February 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It's 70°, I'm blasting Rise Against with my windows down, and I can just feel the seasonal depression melting away. Holy shit I missed this.
A little hornyposting, as a treat.
February 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A little hornyposting, as a treat.
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i made an underwear version for tumblr which is just as appealing IMO<3
February 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i made an underwear version for tumblr which is just as appealing IMO<3
Everytime I put on some black latex gloves at work, I feel like I should be about to perform kinky maintenance on a robot girl. Instead I'm just getting elbow deep in some dude's shitty truck.
February 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Everytime I put on some black latex gloves at work, I feel like I should be about to perform kinky maintenance on a robot girl. Instead I'm just getting elbow deep in some dude's shitty truck.
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acab applies to discord mods
February 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
acab applies to discord mods
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what if we could see the stars AND go to brunch i'm just saying
February 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
what if we could see the stars AND go to brunch i'm just saying
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That new new
February 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
That new new
Trans discords are great, where else can you tell a friend your spiritual beliefs and they can recommend a game from that.
February 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Trans discords are great, where else can you tell a friend your spiritual beliefs and they can recommend a game from that.
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An evolution of flirting
February 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
An evolution of flirting
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When it was so cold a week ago, the bluebirds got along pretty well, coming together in a flock. Now that it's getting warmer and mating season is closer, that has changed. #birds #birding #birdwatching #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography #nature #naturephotography
February 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When it was so cold a week ago, the bluebirds got along pretty well, coming together in a flock. Now that it's getting warmer and mating season is closer, that has changed. #birds #birding #birdwatching #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography #nature #naturephotography
My wife and I, smoking weed
Me: Overstimulated and about to have a panic attack
Wife: "I have an uncrustable in my pocket!"
Me: Overstimulated and about to have a panic attack
Wife: "I have an uncrustable in my pocket!"
February 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
My wife and I, smoking weed
Me: Overstimulated and about to have a panic attack
Wife: "I have an uncrustable in my pocket!"
Me: Overstimulated and about to have a panic attack
Wife: "I have an uncrustable in my pocket!"