Juniperific
@juniperific.bsky.social
Human. Fleshy form wrapped in a T-shirt. Likes photography, drones, fun, and still (perhaps forlornly?) hopes the world might get better. Journalist, author, and reviewer.
At least it’s not the end of the toilet roll
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
At least it’s not the end of the toilet roll
I remember when it was plural!
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I remember when it was plural!
Though perhaps some veiled threats about explosives might get the kids at the back to behave.
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Though perhaps some veiled threats about explosives might get the kids at the back to behave.
Amazing and interesting lecture too, as well as reassuring to know that we’ve got a little longer before the machines take over - we’ll, of their own choice any way.
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Amazing and interesting lecture too, as well as reassuring to know that we’ve got a little longer before the machines take over - we’ll, of their own choice any way.
Love you Ari and don’t mind a bit.
By the way, read carefully observers: I offered no hypothesis of my own, just a cup of tea.
By the way, read carefully observers: I offered no hypothesis of my own, just a cup of tea.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Love you Ari and don’t mind a bit.
By the way, read carefully observers: I offered no hypothesis of my own, just a cup of tea.
By the way, read carefully observers: I offered no hypothesis of my own, just a cup of tea.
There are some video games companies who might give you work though, eh?
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
There are some video games companies who might give you work though, eh?
Consult the pages of policy relating to attractiveness as laid out by the HR team…? (Guess you’ll find out what they like at least!)
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Consult the pages of policy relating to attractiveness as laid out by the HR team…? (Guess you’ll find out what they like at least!)
Plus it’s difficult to imagine Reform knowing how to maintain a country’s sewage system (or power, water, gas… ok, they make a lot of ‘gas’ from their mouths…) but anyway…
October 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Plus it’s difficult to imagine Reform knowing how to maintain a country’s sewage system (or power, water, gas… ok, they make a lot of ‘gas’ from their mouths…) but anyway…
Given his line of work, presumably so long as the urine is heated to boiling and infused with tea all is fine?
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Given his line of work, presumably so long as the urine is heated to boiling and infused with tea all is fine?
Love you very much - and, as ever, it was a pleasure eating out with you while not being recorded for the assessment of Channel 4’s viewers (presumably we wouldn’t quite qualify as ‘first date’)
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Love you very much - and, as ever, it was a pleasure eating out with you while not being recorded for the assessment of Channel 4’s viewers (presumably we wouldn’t quite qualify as ‘first date’)
I’m the best at sp… spe…. sp…. wording! ❤️
October 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I’m the best at sp… spe…. sp…. wording! ❤️
“I know” (but I don’t want to ‘complete’ life - I’m at the best level already)
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
“I know” (but I don’t want to ‘complete’ life - I’m at the best level already)
Don’t I sound just the best person to be out with? Never causing a scene (though to be fair here it’s virtually impossible to!)
October 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Don’t I sound just the best person to be out with? Never causing a scene (though to be fair here it’s virtually impossible to!)
The fact ‘fair cars’ is boarded up doesn’t seem to be terribly encouraging for either its fairness or the fairness of capitalism as a structure for—— oh, I’ll stop this, I sound like a [bleep]
October 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The fact ‘fair cars’ is boarded up doesn’t seem to be terribly encouraging for either its fairness or the fairness of capitalism as a structure for—— oh, I’ll stop this, I sound like a [bleep]
Well, he’s still in love. That’s not stopping any time soon. Just ask those boxes he’s just built.
October 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Well, he’s still in love. That’s not stopping any time soon. Just ask those boxes he’s just built.
So we type in our address and the Telegraph notes down our data tells us what it thinks of us? I reckon I know what that lot think of me already…
October 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
So we type in our address and the Telegraph notes down our data tells us what it thinks of us? I reckon I know what that lot think of me already…
I’m happy every day because of you, my brilliant star. Honoured to be that man for you. Love you completely (and that is really all there is to say on the subject - but I doubt that’ll stop me telling you :) ❤️)
September 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I’m happy every day because of you, my brilliant star. Honoured to be that man for you. Love you completely (and that is really all there is to say on the subject - but I doubt that’ll stop me telling you :) ❤️)
Curry sick on my side, but you’d need Guinness/liquorice/Marmite for the coat worn by the more beautiful model! ❤️
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Curry sick on my side, but you’d need Guinness/liquorice/Marmite for the coat worn by the more beautiful model! ❤️
To be fair you also said I should grow it first… now I’m so confused (er…)
September 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
To be fair you also said I should grow it first… now I’m so confused (er…)
Butter chicken, I think? Perhaps Tikka Masala… pockets big enough for a naan. Love the coat, love you. ❤️
September 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Butter chicken, I think? Perhaps Tikka Masala… pockets big enough for a naan. Love the coat, love you. ❤️
Nah. Titchmarsh calls his agent and begins working out a contract with Satan and a gardening tool retailer…
September 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Nah. Titchmarsh calls his agent and begins working out a contract with Satan and a gardening tool retailer…