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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you!!!

Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 10h

AITA: After I (immortal, F, muse recently trapped in a human body) got caught sneaking food from the mortal market without paying, I manipulated someone (25, M, butcher by day, bard by night) to take the fall for my so-called theft.

They cut off his hand, and now he’s mad at me?!?!?
#DVPit #F #R #A

a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove says when are you going to realize that all of my ideas are good

Alt: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove says when are you going to realize that all of my ideas are good

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 13h

ROMAN HOLIDAY x MIDSOMMAR x ZENDAYA/TOM

Hunting her brainwashed, mortal-obsessed sister through the human world, a feral-girl goddess finds herself falling for a cinnamon-roll mortal. Or is that the 1st sign she's being brainwashed too?

Romantasy inspired by Mesopotamian mythology

#DVpit #F #R #A

A collage featuring an ancient lyre player, an arch with decorative designs, a woman dancing under a colonnade, tiled lions on a wall, an illustration of a river bank with palm trees, an ancient Egyptian depiction of three people underneath hieroglyphs, and an illustration of Semiramis, a queen of Assyria, in front of a winged Mesopotamian creature. Overlayed are images of gold coins, a wheel, a palm frond, an Assyrian winged figure, and a strip of cuneiform writing.

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 14h

such a great premise!!

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 14h

long live morally gray shadow mommy!!!

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 14h

the truffle pig has my whole heart

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 14h

Lali, an arrogant but lonely goddess, *should* be happy sipping date wine & meddling with mortals forever. But eternity feels empty without her estranged, earth-bound sister, long ago brainwashed by mortals. Braving the human world to hunt her sister, Lali must avoid being brainwashed too.
#DVpit #F

Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 18h

🤞🤞🤞

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 18h

me toooo!!!

Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 19h

wow your artwork is stunning!!!

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 19h

In a reimagined Babylon, an arrogant, immortal muse takes human lessons from a shy, mortal butcher who moonlights as a bard.

🫟 feral girl FMC
🥐 cinnamon roll MMC
🐠 fish-out-of-water hijinks
🤺 stubborn, estranged sisters
🩸 brainwashing cult
🐐 troublemaking goat
🏺 mesopotamian inspo

#DVPit #A #F #R

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 20h

Hahaha I've been restraining myself from hitting like all morning. Stay strong!!!

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 21h

THESE COMPS!!!

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 21h

they were meant to beeeeee

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 21h

I was lucky enough to read this manuscript, and believe me you're gonna need a copy

6 star read ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Claire Kidwell @kiddyjoy.bsky.social · 21h

NETTLE & BONE x STAR DAUGHTER

💰 Cheating a suitor out of his money to help her family was easy.

🌌 Falling in love with the night sky trapped in a mortal body is harder.

💔 And helping them return to the sky at the expense of her heart might just be impossible.

#DVpit #A #NA #F #LGBT #ND

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 21h

I love this book so much!!!!!

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 21h

to this (but with more kissing)

a man and a llama are talking to each other

ALT: a man and a llama are talking to each other

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 21h

from this

a cartoon character says " no touchy " while putting his hand on another character 's face

ALT: a cartoon character says " no touchy " while putting his hand on another character 's face

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 21h

THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE (if Kuzco & Pacha fell in love) x Mesopotamian myth

A conceited goddess, who uses mortals as playthings, gets stuck in human form.

A kind-hearted bard helps her navigate earth & its savage customs, like wearing clothes & saying “please.”

No touchy ➡️ lots of touchy

#DVpit

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 21h

hehehee thank you!!

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 22h

This premise is amazing!!

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 22h

😍😍😍

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 22h

love the setting and the "no historical accuracy"

Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 22h

ZENDAYA & TOM x ANCIENT BABYLON

A lonely, feral-girl goddess blunders through the human world in hopes of reconciling with her estranged, mortal-loving sister. A shy, cinnamon-roll-boy bard makes the mistake of showing her compassion.

#DVPit #A #F #amquerying

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Juniper Woodbury ✨ is querying ✨ @juniperwoodbury.bsky.social · 15d

this sounds so good.....

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