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@junjidevito.bsky.social
34 he/they bi and poly. Historical materialist. Dogshit at fighting games and roguelikes. Fix your hearts or die.
I may be stupid. It took like 4 or 5 viewings of Sorry to Bother You for me to realize what this billboard is based on
October 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I may be stupid. It took like 4 or 5 viewings of Sorry to Bother You for me to realize what this billboard is based on
gf is having fun on the home desktop
August 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
gf is having fun on the home desktop
The liberal definition of a "single-issue voter" has been diluted to "wants a government that won't kill them for no reason"
August 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The liberal definition of a "single-issue voter" has been diluted to "wants a government that won't kill them for no reason"
This image, again, has become relevant
August 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This image, again, has become relevant
4 consecutive Defect wins who want me
August 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
4 consecutive Defect wins who want me
Just got an email from Doordash basically campaigning against fair pay for delivery drivers
July 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just got an email from Doordash basically campaigning against fair pay for delivery drivers
@gothdonutgames.bsky.social beat Disco Elysium for the first time ever in like a week and now she wants to become Harry
July 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
@gothdonutgames.bsky.social beat Disco Elysium for the first time ever in like a week and now she wants to become Harry
How I feel after doing kettlebell swings
July 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
How I feel after doing kettlebell swings
This tweet is one of the most efficient bullshit-cutters ever written
July 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This tweet is one of the most efficient bullshit-cutters ever written
Denny Blaine knows what the 4th is actually about
July 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Denny Blaine knows what the 4th is actually about
Got my biennial full selfie in. See you in 2027 folks
June 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Got my biennial full selfie in. See you in 2027 folks
I know this isn't exactly fresh commentary, but I truly think this is the single best tweet ever written. An entire era of political thought captured in 16 words
![Tweet by @negaversace: "Is [pop star] a feminist? Is MasterCard a queer ally? Is this tv show my friend?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b7juyq64cjgte2l5ouirn25n/bafkreihad5jjacgfc7ji4juqbiwirq6dsiyygbqm6l77fcrauwgtasa3a4@jpeg)
June 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I know this isn't exactly fresh commentary, but I truly think this is the single best tweet ever written. An entire era of political thought captured in 16 words
Insane image. Everything is Fortnite now
June 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Insane image. Everything is Fortnite now
There might never again be a better time to post this image
June 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There might never again be a better time to post this image
Decided to try a randomized pokemon ROM for the first time. Here was my fourth wild encounter, just outside of the starting town and before I had a chance to get any pokeballs
June 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Decided to try a randomized pokemon ROM for the first time. Here was my fourth wild encounter, just outside of the starting town and before I had a chance to get any pokeballs
Has anyone cosplayed Peach before but in this fit specifically
June 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Has anyone cosplayed Peach before but in this fit specifically
How it feels to say "wakeup pressure" instead of "okizeme"
May 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
How it feels to say "wakeup pressure" instead of "okizeme"