Jupi
@jupichan.bsky.social
Easily distracted by cute animals and shiny objects
Man, I can't recall the last time I got to sleep for eight hours. It was broken up twice, but I was back to sleep within a few minutes each time, so imo, it still counts.
I'm lucky to get four or five hours before I'm stuck awake anymore.
I'm lucky to get four or five hours before I'm stuck awake anymore.
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Man, I can't recall the last time I got to sleep for eight hours. It was broken up twice, but I was back to sleep within a few minutes each time, so imo, it still counts.
I'm lucky to get four or five hours before I'm stuck awake anymore.
I'm lucky to get four or five hours before I'm stuck awake anymore.
My old office. Very small, very very drafty in the winter, unbearably hot in the summer. But it was my little turret.
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
My old office. Very small, very very drafty in the winter, unbearably hot in the summer. But it was my little turret.
I also now have my own office at work. This fact is only coincidental with the large amount of Raisin Bran, not a result of having so much fiber content at my disposal.
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I also now have my own office at work. This fact is only coincidental with the large amount of Raisin Bran, not a result of having so much fiber content at my disposal.
I am now in possession of a Comically Large amount of Raisin Bran.
December 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I am now in possession of a Comically Large amount of Raisin Bran.
Huh. Evidently the 23rd time was the charm.
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Huh. Evidently the 23rd time was the charm.
I want to use my two spare smart plugs to run my Christmas lights in my house but they refuse to connect to the wifi and it's infuriating because I had no trouble getting the one to connect to the wifi and now I'm just gonna use run-on sentences until I either run out of space here or figure it out.
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I want to use my two spare smart plugs to run my Christmas lights in my house but they refuse to connect to the wifi and it's infuriating because I had no trouble getting the one to connect to the wifi and now I'm just gonna use run-on sentences until I either run out of space here or figure it out.
Admin/office/jobs that don't keep me on my feet all day that have hours in the second shift pleeeease
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Admin/office/jobs that don't keep me on my feet all day that have hours in the second shift pleeeease
@timechaser.bsky.social Happy birthday! <3
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
@timechaser.bsky.social Happy birthday! <3
Granted, I haven't had to pay for gas since July (thanks to double perks b/c Tim still works for the company I left...wow, over three years ago now) but I find it delightful that I haven't even dropped $100 on gas for my new car yet, and I bought it in March.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Granted, I haven't had to pay for gas since July (thanks to double perks b/c Tim still works for the company I left...wow, over three years ago now) but I find it delightful that I haven't even dropped $100 on gas for my new car yet, and I bought it in March.
I will forever be baffled by people who think it's ok to stop dead in the middle of the road to "let through" someone who is waiting for the road to clear at a stop sign.
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I will forever be baffled by people who think it's ok to stop dead in the middle of the road to "let through" someone who is waiting for the road to clear at a stop sign.
Last night, I dreamt that me and @vyhd.dev were in a world where the karts from Super Mario Kart were real.
Much cartoon violence ensued.
Much cartoon violence ensued.
October 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Last night, I dreamt that me and @vyhd.dev were in a world where the karts from Super Mario Kart were real.
Much cartoon violence ensued.
Much cartoon violence ensued.
I can understand at my job that if I take two weeks off, most of my work will still be there waiting for me upon my return. Aside from the bills, most of my work isn't super time-sensitive. (And usually, nobody will bother paying the bills while I'm out anyway...
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I can understand at my job that if I take two weeks off, most of my work will still be there waiting for me upon my return. Aside from the bills, most of my work isn't super time-sensitive. (And usually, nobody will bother paying the bills while I'm out anyway...
Some idiot at work ordered 11x17 copy paper instead of 8.5x11 because the branding changed and they didn't clock it
October 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Some idiot at work ordered 11x17 copy paper instead of 8.5x11 because the branding changed and they didn't clock it
Update:
People are unhappy with me
People are unhappy with me
On a scale of 1-10, how evil would it be to make tanghulu olives?
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Update:
People are unhappy with me
People are unhappy with me
You'd assume it's butter
But it's not
But it's not
October 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You'd assume it's butter
But it's not
But it's not
On a scale of 1-10, how evil would it be to make tanghulu olives?
October 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
On a scale of 1-10, how evil would it be to make tanghulu olives?
Fun fact: Tim's Apple watch survived a cycle through the clothes washer.
October 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Fun fact: Tim's Apple watch survived a cycle through the clothes washer.
You know you've found your people when you're at the grocery store, and they start playing Selena, and you and some dude two aisles down yell almost perfectly in sync "ANYTHING FOR SELENAS!!!"
October 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You know you've found your people when you're at the grocery store, and they start playing Selena, and you and some dude two aisles down yell almost perfectly in sync "ANYTHING FOR SELENAS!!!"
THE SPOON
IT POOFED BACK INTO EXISTENCE
IT POOFED BACK INTO EXISTENCE
September 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
THE SPOON
IT POOFED BACK INTO EXISTENCE
IT POOFED BACK INTO EXISTENCE
How
How does a large cooking spoon just *disappear?*
It was a very nice spoon. Silicone-wrapped so it didn't make any harsh sounds when I'm cooking. Large enough to serve with. Small enough so I could use it with my smallest pots and pans.
The perfect spoon.
And it just *poofed* from existence.
How does a large cooking spoon just *disappear?*
It was a very nice spoon. Silicone-wrapped so it didn't make any harsh sounds when I'm cooking. Large enough to serve with. Small enough so I could use it with my smallest pots and pans.
The perfect spoon.
And it just *poofed* from existence.
September 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
How
How does a large cooking spoon just *disappear?*
It was a very nice spoon. Silicone-wrapped so it didn't make any harsh sounds when I'm cooking. Large enough to serve with. Small enough so I could use it with my smallest pots and pans.
The perfect spoon.
And it just *poofed* from existence.
How does a large cooking spoon just *disappear?*
It was a very nice spoon. Silicone-wrapped so it didn't make any harsh sounds when I'm cooking. Large enough to serve with. Small enough so I could use it with my smallest pots and pans.
The perfect spoon.
And it just *poofed* from existence.
Be me
Get a TB test done for work
Get a mysterious call a few hours later - it's the CDC
Get a TB test done for work
Get a mysterious call a few hours later - it's the CDC
a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
Alt: a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Be me
Get a TB test done for work
Get a mysterious call a few hours later - it's the CDC
Get a TB test done for work
Get a mysterious call a few hours later - it's the CDC
Why in tarnation did my brain just serve me with a memory of "Not Worth The Paper?"
At least give me something good. ☠️
At least give me something good. ☠️
September 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Why in tarnation did my brain just serve me with a memory of "Not Worth The Paper?"
At least give me something good. ☠️
At least give me something good. ☠️
How did I ever get so lucky as to have four really good pizza shops within a mile of my home?
September 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
How did I ever get so lucky as to have four really good pizza shops within a mile of my home?
Ugh, I love salmon so much. It's one of the few things I'd genuinely miss if I ever went vegetarian again.
September 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ugh, I love salmon so much. It's one of the few things I'd genuinely miss if I ever went vegetarian again.