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Jupiterquake
@jupiterquake.bsky.social
Crazy gal with too much to say in a single afternoon.
August 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Many people are concerned with food shortages but that shouldn't affect you not when you have McDonald Trump's breakfast they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats bottom Papa
August 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Seeing Freakier Friday 😌😁
August 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
August 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Applejack is my favorite X-Men
You guys here is the deal.

I didn't create them. I don't own them. I didn't create all their biggest and most iconic stories.

But while I am writing them, THE UNCANNY X-MEN ARE MY BABIES AND ANYONE BEING MEAN TO THEM GETS A FULL-ON MAULING.

:)
August 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I spoke with Leviathan and Cthulhu to get some justice for that poor girl from AGT who just wanted to sing "defying gravity" Follow the Yellow Brick Road!
August 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Trump didn't drain the swamp at all. He went to get a firehose to fill the swamp up to the top!
August 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If anyone wants to connect me with the dude that does the Progressive Don't Become Your Parents commercials oh the stories I could tell!
July 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Nope. Sorry, you big beautiful bill I will not be giving a hundy.
July 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
@riverboatjack.bsky.social Jack! It's Joop! 🩶🩷🔨🪐
July 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm crazy excited for Blackpink in Chicago! Anyone else coming? 🩶🩷🩶🩷🔨🔨🔨🔨
July 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
No, I just wanted to mention that the only effective way of turning the tide is to give your quarry more enemies. Judge Janet Protasiewicz and newly elected Judge Susan Crawford can be the fiery sword of vengeance we need most now. A Milwaukee judge was recently arrested and presumably jailed.
April 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Pick a reason, hon. How about the condition of you staying here requires Alan to not stay here?
April 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Elon is holding a douche conference in Green Bay ahead of tomorrow's election. The Left should take it just as seriously.
March 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Vote on April 1st for Susan Crawford for Supreme Court!

Let's get serious in the Supreme Court and show these screaming children the door. 🚪
March 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I meant to say more of an ask than simply a do it behind his back
March 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Tired of adults acting like children? Underwhelm them.
March 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I didn't mean that but I meant to get it off my chest
February 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"It's up to us how we're made up to."
February 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Gimme the meat, boys and fill my holes! I wanna get lost when I ride your pole! It's not gay!
February 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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it's kinda rude when people don't follow the plan that i meticulously thought of in my head and didn't share
February 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I suck at conflict resolution.
February 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh, I work well under pressure. Bullshit I caused anyway.
February 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by Jupiterquake
hey question, is this bad?
January 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM