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Next you'll tell us everything our washington post subscribing parents told us while growing up was wrong
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 AM
The rebel alliance makes a death star!!!
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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I. Lose. My. Mind.

Anti social behavior masquerading as being “nice”. They’re literally endangering everybody and thinks it’s okay because manners!
January 26, 2026 at 8:26 PM
They are doing a weekly Boston Massacre
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 AM
At a hockey game I once overheard someone say"the zamboni must put down some kind of liquid ice" and that fan is going to be so confused at this messaging
January 24, 2026 at 5:40 AM
You are my enemy.
January 24, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Hard drives fail eventually but this nimrod told his counterfeit robot brain to turn off
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The implication of a 90 mile turning radius is incredible
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Of course they will. Hell, I bet Robert E Lee's letter accepting the presidency of Washington College is hanging alongside patriotic documents in a "Freedom Shrine" in a big park in your city.
January 22, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Respectfully, get your Brits out.
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
"How would I shave my face if my axe wasn't sharp?" - some maga person probably
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
True, couldn't really get the tape out of the rollers like with with a pop-open door. Just had to yank it out of the dashboard and hope, didn't ya
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
nobody had a pencil handy to wind it back up in the middle of bumper to bumper traffic
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I'm convinced that not being able to reckon with that very type of situation is a path to radicalization. In that moment does a person self reflect, or do they double down (like the wizard lady) when it's gets brought to their attention?
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
To err is human, so it's an open and shut case.
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I don't like coach challenges with limits like in American handegg, cause you inevitably see them blown on nothing and then not available on an actual close call. But time limits or going to a drop ball when the review is razor close might speed things up.
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
even Michael Oliver?

But seriously, I'm all for speeding up reviews, but any process that couldn't overturn the "hand of god" isn't good enough as i'm concerned
January 12, 2026 at 3:24 AM