JD
@jurisdumbass.bsky.social
In-House Gang. Generally have no idea what is going on. Just vibing thru life w an extremely short attention span. Always runnin like Forrest.
I wanna see my 할머니 again. Miss her terribly.
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I wanna see my 할머니 again. Miss her terribly.
Need the cowboys to lose. But also want the skins to lose
October 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Need the cowboys to lose. But also want the skins to lose
Caved and got 17PM. I’m a weak dumbass
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Caved and got 17PM. I’m a weak dumbass
About to not upgrade my iPhone for 3 years in a row. The new announcements were yawn inducing.
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
About to not upgrade my iPhone for 3 years in a row. The new announcements were yawn inducing.
Omg. Thought I was going to die for a minute when uber driver missed exit and she just came to a full stop in the left lane and I heard screeching behind us. Driver stopped for a full 3 min before traffic stopped to let her off.
July 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Omg. Thought I was going to die for a minute when uber driver missed exit and she just came to a full stop in the left lane and I heard screeching behind us. Driver stopped for a full 3 min before traffic stopped to let her off.
Why are people emailing me and then calling this morning with a “have you read the email I sent you?” No bob, it just hit my inbox 30 seconds ago and I have yet to read it. Leave. Me. Alone.
July 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Why are people emailing me and then calling this morning with a “have you read the email I sent you?” No bob, it just hit my inbox 30 seconds ago and I have yet to read it. Leave. Me. Alone.
Ran into Bryson Stott in Toronto today and the girls got to snap a pic.
June 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ran into Bryson Stott in Toronto today and the girls got to snap a pic.
First world problems: neighbor has tree guys down in my yard for access and I can’t soak in the hot tub this morning. 🥴🥴
May 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
First world problems: neighbor has tree guys down in my yard for access and I can’t soak in the hot tub this morning. 🥴🥴
When did morning news turn to QVC? Dumbing down of America man.
May 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
When did morning news turn to QVC? Dumbing down of America man.
Surreal as Lilun is graduating from college today. Feel old af
May 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Surreal as Lilun is graduating from college today. Feel old af
Cleaned Ks boots and conditioned the leather and i failed to take before photos for comparison.
March 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Cleaned Ks boots and conditioned the leather and i failed to take before photos for comparison.
Spent about 2K in two days and I don’t even know on what 😂😂
March 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Spent about 2K in two days and I don’t even know on what 😂😂
Why don’t we spring forward on a Saturday? Why are we dumb?
March 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Why don’t we spring forward on a Saturday? Why are we dumb?
Lilun old enough to put in work on weights w with me 😭😭
March 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Lilun old enough to put in work on weights w with me 😭😭
Forever lifting but not getting swol is a curse 😂😂 fml
February 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Forever lifting but not getting swol is a curse 😂😂 fml
LFGGGG EAGLESSSSSS. I really need this game to start to get this nervous energy out of my body.
February 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
LFGGGG EAGLESSSSSS. I really need this game to start to get this nervous energy out of my body.
Rolling out of bed and going downstairs to workout is just #chefskiss
February 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Rolling out of bed and going downstairs to workout is just #chefskiss
Buffalo straight up cursed. Tragic
January 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Buffalo straight up cursed. Tragic
Bout to blow money on Super Bowl
January 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Bout to blow money on Super Bowl
I wish I was at the game so I can climb the poles or die trying.
January 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I wish I was at the game so I can climb the poles or die trying.
Super Bowl bounnndddddd
January 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Super Bowl bounnndddddd
Hoping for a Jalen Carter body slam
January 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hoping for a Jalen Carter body slam
Took the weekend off from working out and my body feels so fucking good again.
January 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Took the weekend off from working out and my body feels so fucking good again.