Jurph: the Scent of Oak Leaves
@jurph.bsky.social
Veteran of dial up BBS, mIRC, AOL federated messaging, and Google Reader. When all this is gone I will remain. The most important thing is helping people.
Doyle’s dad has already bought jerseys from Hamilton and Kolar and plans to wear them regularly
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Doyle’s dad has already bought jerseys from Hamilton and Kolar and plans to wear them regularly
I think CLE missed his best years, and unless his play callers are stronger psychologically than he was, CLE will curl up in a ball and run vanilla low-risk offense when Monken gets scared.
January 31, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I think CLE missed his best years, and unless his play callers are stronger psychologically than he was, CLE will curl up in a ball and run vanilla low-risk offense when Monken gets scared.
![Bobby Hill holds a poster board up to a window that says "YOU WILL NEVER FEEL WARMTH AGAIN". The ICE agents inside stare blankly at him, while the teacher says "if those [ICE agents] could read they'd be very upset".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cqlfwwy5cgey5mnjg4gr4vfh/bafkreicfwgpga5bl5evjtjj5bctlud2nozuq7wn7hortbpybwu6mcy4bwm@jpeg)
H.P. Lovecraft in shambles
January 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
H.P. Lovecraft in shambles
The weird human-trafficking movie a few years back had substantial evidence that "pay it forward" and other "buy a ticket for somebody/nobody" mechanisms were being used to juice the box office numbers.
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The weird human-trafficking movie a few years back had substantial evidence that "pay it forward" and other "buy a ticket for somebody/nobody" mechanisms were being used to juice the box office numbers.
At some point, "long expected pivot" became a joke, and everyone who wrote any story that suggested Trump might change his well-documented habits became an obvious signal of credulity (if not intentional collaboration) on the topic.
January 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
At some point, "long expected pivot" became a joke, and everyone who wrote any story that suggested Trump might change his well-documented habits became an obvious signal of credulity (if not intentional collaboration) on the topic.
He hasn’t said anything racist in over 140 days!
(This joke will never get old.)
(Just like Charlie Kirk.)
(This joke will never get old.)
(Just like Charlie Kirk.)
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 AM
He hasn’t said anything racist in over 140 days!
(This joke will never get old.)
(Just like Charlie Kirk.)
(This joke will never get old.)
(Just like Charlie Kirk.)
Keith Richards avoids suspension for performance-enhancing drugs by pointing out that none of the drugs he takes make him measurably better at the game, and he's tried all of them
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Keith Richards avoids suspension for performance-enhancing drugs by pointing out that none of the drugs he takes make him measurably better at the game, and he's tried all of them