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Hockey. OSPF. Debunking. Polyamory. Satanism. Ally. Pervert.
Got rid of some old dirty magazines, and found some real treasures among the boobs.
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Got rid of some old dirty magazines, and found some real treasures among the boobs.
I like my women like I like my suits - double breasted.
August 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I like my women like I like my suits - double breasted.
"Don't make it weird. This is about dick soap. What scent would you like it to be?"
- girlfriend, talking about making a mold of mine
- girlfriend, talking about making a mold of mine
March 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
"Don't make it weird. This is about dick soap. What scent would you like it to be?"
- girlfriend, talking about making a mold of mine
- girlfriend, talking about making a mold of mine
Why is golf the only sport that gets its own umbrella?
February 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Why is golf the only sport that gets its own umbrella?
If you don't want to feel attacked by the International Criminal Court, then maybe don't commit international crimes!!
February 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If you don't want to feel attacked by the International Criminal Court, then maybe don't commit international crimes!!
It's really hard to walk around the hockey store waiting for your skate sharpening, looking at all the neat new gear, and realizing you don't actually *need* anything right now.
February 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's really hard to walk around the hockey store waiting for your skate sharpening, looking at all the neat new gear, and realizing you don't actually *need* anything right now.
Shit. I have 60 followers. I should probably say something important.
January 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Shit. I have 60 followers. I should probably say something important.
@adamconover.net Great set last night! That REAL DRUGS! heckler was sitting right behind us, and didn't stop all goddamn night. Kudos for making us laugh in spite of him!
January 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@adamconover.net Great set last night! That REAL DRUGS! heckler was sitting right behind us, and didn't stop all goddamn night. Kudos for making us laugh in spite of him!
Love my new hockey bag!
January 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Love my new hockey bag!
I remain hopeful that one day Vanilla Ice will come back and explain to us all exactly how and in what way a vandal rocks a mic.
January 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I remain hopeful that one day Vanilla Ice will come back and explain to us all exactly how and in what way a vandal rocks a mic.
I would totally believe that Trump thinks the price of eggs are too high because we don't control Greenland.
January 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I would totally believe that Trump thinks the price of eggs are too high because we don't control Greenland.
I think I finally figured out the Aubrey Plaza thing. It's the dark features with the pale pale eyes. Gives a natural crazy vibe.
January 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I think I finally figured out the Aubrey Plaza thing. It's the dark features with the pale pale eyes. Gives a natural crazy vibe.
Did the Hawks in-arena guy just say "Ketel One minute remaining in the period"?!!
December 30, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Did the Hawks in-arena guy just say "Ketel One minute remaining in the period"?!!
If my call is very important to you, why are you making me listen to hissy country music on hold? 😡
December 28, 2024 at 4:56 PM
If my call is very important to you, why are you making me listen to hissy country music on hold? 😡
Just followed like six new professionally naked ladies. If Bluesky ever takes off, I'm going to have some serious profile scrubbing to do!
December 24, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Just followed like six new professionally naked ladies. If Bluesky ever takes off, I'm going to have some serious profile scrubbing to do!
No I won't subscribe to your OnlyFans.
December 23, 2024 at 4:15 PM
No I won't subscribe to your OnlyFans.
I just misgendered my cisgender girlfriend. How's *your* holiday been going?
November 30, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I just misgendered my cisgender girlfriend. How's *your* holiday been going?