hi im cass
@just-trust-me-bro.bsky.social
full name Cassandra Bluesky
formerly known as hi-im-casper.bsky.social
not actually a prophet
professional yapper and apologetically british
also a minor so be normal
she/they but any are fine ig
zoos, zionists, loli/shota, nsfw and proshippers dni
formerly known as hi-im-casper.bsky.social
not actually a prophet
professional yapper and apologetically british
also a minor so be normal
she/they but any are fine ig
zoos, zionists, loli/shota, nsfw and proshippers dni
Pinned
babe wake up new name just dropped
also a new @
you see the joke is that nobody ever fucking believes cassandra in the myths
so "just-trust-me-bro" is like
her asking someone to just hear her out for once
also a new @
you see the joke is that nobody ever fucking believes cassandra in the myths
so "just-trust-me-bro" is like
her asking someone to just hear her out for once
and the name cassandra
bc i picked up the habit of calling myself cass
like the first syllable in casper
but cass is a contraction of cassandra
so
please call me either of those from now on
cass or cassandra
or Cassandra Bluesky (yes you have to capitalize /silly) idc
bc i picked up the habit of calling myself cass
like the first syllable in casper
but cass is a contraction of cassandra
so
please call me either of those from now on
cass or cassandra
or Cassandra Bluesky (yes you have to capitalize /silly) idc
didnt wanna scare but like a week ago
my dog lowkey ate a full untouched box of rat poison
we thought she was dead like fr
and guess what
literally nothing happened
she didnt even notice
we were planning her funeral and she hit us with the "just who the hell do you think i am!?" and tanked it
my dog lowkey ate a full untouched box of rat poison
we thought she was dead like fr
and guess what
literally nothing happened
she didnt even notice
we were planning her funeral and she hit us with the "just who the hell do you think i am!?" and tanked it
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
didnt wanna scare but like a week ago
my dog lowkey ate a full untouched box of rat poison
we thought she was dead like fr
and guess what
literally nothing happened
she didnt even notice
we were planning her funeral and she hit us with the "just who the hell do you think i am!?" and tanked it
my dog lowkey ate a full untouched box of rat poison
we thought she was dead like fr
and guess what
literally nothing happened
she didnt even notice
we were planning her funeral and she hit us with the "just who the hell do you think i am!?" and tanked it
i wonder
in the lyric "no one hears a word, they say" is the subject they:
a) the person who isnt hearing
b) some other third party
c) the comma isnt there to denote weird timing, but to clarify that "they say" is as in a rumor people claim to be true
in the lyric "no one hears a word, they say" is the subject they:
a) the person who isnt hearing
b) some other third party
c) the comma isnt there to denote weird timing, but to clarify that "they say" is as in a rumor people claim to be true
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 AM
i wonder
in the lyric "no one hears a word, they say" is the subject they:
a) the person who isnt hearing
b) some other third party
c) the comma isnt there to denote weird timing, but to clarify that "they say" is as in a rumor people claim to be true
in the lyric "no one hears a word, they say" is the subject they:
a) the person who isnt hearing
b) some other third party
c) the comma isnt there to denote weird timing, but to clarify that "they say" is as in a rumor people claim to be true
problem is im broke as shit and drill bits are surprisingly expensive
not that theyre like hundreds
but 20-30 bucks for a drill bit???
god damn bro
not that theyre like hundreds
but 20-30 bucks for a drill bit???
god damn bro
lowk wanna get a step drill with spiral flutes and make a core drill replica
the dimensions would be a bit wonky and it wouldnt be a 1 to 1
but itd be fun
the dimensions would be a bit wonky and it wouldnt be a 1 to 1
but itd be fun
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
problem is im broke as shit and drill bits are surprisingly expensive
not that theyre like hundreds
but 20-30 bucks for a drill bit???
god damn bro
not that theyre like hundreds
but 20-30 bucks for a drill bit???
god damn bro
lowk wanna get a step drill with spiral flutes and make a core drill replica
the dimensions would be a bit wonky and it wouldnt be a 1 to 1
but itd be fun
the dimensions would be a bit wonky and it wouldnt be a 1 to 1
but itd be fun
January 28, 2026 at 1:10 AM
lowk wanna get a step drill with spiral flutes and make a core drill replica
the dimensions would be a bit wonky and it wouldnt be a 1 to 1
but itd be fun
the dimensions would be a bit wonky and it wouldnt be a 1 to 1
but itd be fun
hey so was nia having cross eyes some oda-level foreshadowing or just a stylistic choice
like
think about it
if youre proficient enough with spiral energy you get spiral eyes
and the form most different from a spiral is arguably a cross
so wouldnt an anti-spiral being have cross eyes
like
think about it
if youre proficient enough with spiral energy you get spiral eyes
and the form most different from a spiral is arguably a cross
so wouldnt an anti-spiral being have cross eyes
January 27, 2026 at 8:26 PM
hey so was nia having cross eyes some oda-level foreshadowing or just a stylistic choice
like
think about it
if youre proficient enough with spiral energy you get spiral eyes
and the form most different from a spiral is arguably a cross
so wouldnt an anti-spiral being have cross eyes
like
think about it
if youre proficient enough with spiral energy you get spiral eyes
and the form most different from a spiral is arguably a cross
so wouldnt an anti-spiral being have cross eyes
hey powerscalers
would full power simon with sttgl or cc goku win in a fight
by full power i mean when hes strong enough to fistfight anti-spiral and win
you can do this with or without the whole infinite growth thing idc
would full power simon with sttgl or cc goku win in a fight
by full power i mean when hes strong enough to fistfight anti-spiral and win
you can do this with or without the whole infinite growth thing idc
January 26, 2026 at 10:55 PM
hey powerscalers
would full power simon with sttgl or cc goku win in a fight
by full power i mean when hes strong enough to fistfight anti-spiral and win
you can do this with or without the whole infinite growth thing idc
would full power simon with sttgl or cc goku win in a fight
by full power i mean when hes strong enough to fistfight anti-spiral and win
you can do this with or without the whole infinite growth thing idc
beef wellington is just fancy corndog change my fuckin mind
January 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
beef wellington is just fancy corndog change my fuckin mind
do you peoples legs ever hurt so bad you lowkey have to shamble around like a corpse micheal afton style
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
do you peoples legs ever hurt so bad you lowkey have to shamble around like a corpse micheal afton style
so does mahoraga use colgate or did he adapt to tooth decay
cuz those teeth could make a dentist blush
how tf does he keep them so pristine when his mouth is permanently open and his only purpose is fighting
cuz those teeth could make a dentist blush
how tf does he keep them so pristine when his mouth is permanently open and his only purpose is fighting
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
so does mahoraga use colgate or did he adapt to tooth decay
cuz those teeth could make a dentist blush
how tf does he keep them so pristine when his mouth is permanently open and his only purpose is fighting
cuz those teeth could make a dentist blush
how tf does he keep them so pristine when his mouth is permanently open and his only purpose is fighting
alternate timeline where josuk8 is just straight up sukuna
4 arms, 4 eyes, 2 mouth, all that shit
if he can have 4 balls he should have 4 arms as well
i wanna know if soft and wet would also have 4 arms
4 arms, 4 eyes, 2 mouth, all that shit
if he can have 4 balls he should have 4 arms as well
i wanna know if soft and wet would also have 4 arms
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
alternate timeline where josuk8 is just straight up sukuna
4 arms, 4 eyes, 2 mouth, all that shit
if he can have 4 balls he should have 4 arms as well
i wanna know if soft and wet would also have 4 arms
4 arms, 4 eyes, 2 mouth, all that shit
if he can have 4 balls he should have 4 arms as well
i wanna know if soft and wet would also have 4 arms
playing half sword again
and
damn
props to this random ass willie
ive hit all his limbs
popped his head open with an axe
shoved a whole greatsword up his armpit
and hes doesnt give up
may not be great at the whole fighting thing
but he is built different
and
damn
props to this random ass willie
ive hit all his limbs
popped his head open with an axe
shoved a whole greatsword up his armpit
and hes doesnt give up
may not be great at the whole fighting thing
but he is built different
January 24, 2026 at 3:41 AM
playing half sword again
and
damn
props to this random ass willie
ive hit all his limbs
popped his head open with an axe
shoved a whole greatsword up his armpit
and hes doesnt give up
may not be great at the whole fighting thing
but he is built different
and
damn
props to this random ass willie
ive hit all his limbs
popped his head open with an axe
shoved a whole greatsword up his armpit
and hes doesnt give up
may not be great at the whole fighting thing
but he is built different
this mf picked the single worst demographic to peddle a homophonic "christian" mod to lmao
January 24, 2026 at 2:28 AM
this mf picked the single worst demographic to peddle a homophonic "christian" mod to lmao
just had to walk like five miles cuz my school bus pulled a yonkagor and forgot we exist
i waited for half an hour
and decided "fuck it" and just walked home
my clothes are fuckin drenched dude its so hot out
i waited for half an hour
and decided "fuck it" and just walked home
my clothes are fuckin drenched dude its so hot out
January 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
just had to walk like five miles cuz my school bus pulled a yonkagor and forgot we exist
i waited for half an hour
and decided "fuck it" and just walked home
my clothes are fuckin drenched dude its so hot out
i waited for half an hour
and decided "fuck it" and just walked home
my clothes are fuckin drenched dude its so hot out
anyway imma go to sleep
just in case i can think of a funnier @ or sum
or to think about this for a while
i still kinda want blueberry-pancakes as my @
but i think this is really fuckin funny as well
so idk
ill see what i decide when im actually well-rested
good night lumpies and germs
just in case i can think of a funnier @ or sum
or to think about this for a while
i still kinda want blueberry-pancakes as my @
but i think this is really fuckin funny as well
so idk
ill see what i decide when im actually well-rested
good night lumpies and germs
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
anyway imma go to sleep
just in case i can think of a funnier @ or sum
or to think about this for a while
i still kinda want blueberry-pancakes as my @
but i think this is really fuckin funny as well
so idk
ill see what i decide when im actually well-rested
good night lumpies and germs
just in case i can think of a funnier @ or sum
or to think about this for a while
i still kinda want blueberry-pancakes as my @
but i think this is really fuckin funny as well
so idk
ill see what i decide when im actually well-rested
good night lumpies and germs
and the name cassandra
bc i picked up the habit of calling myself cass
like the first syllable in casper
but cass is a contraction of cassandra
so
please call me either of those from now on
cass or cassandra
or Cassandra Bluesky (yes you have to capitalize /silly) idc
bc i picked up the habit of calling myself cass
like the first syllable in casper
but cass is a contraction of cassandra
so
please call me either of those from now on
cass or cassandra
or Cassandra Bluesky (yes you have to capitalize /silly) idc
babe wake up new name just dropped
also a new @
you see the joke is that nobody ever fucking believes cassandra in the myths
so "just-trust-me-bro" is like
her asking someone to just hear her out for once
also a new @
you see the joke is that nobody ever fucking believes cassandra in the myths
so "just-trust-me-bro" is like
her asking someone to just hear her out for once
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 AM
and the name cassandra
bc i picked up the habit of calling myself cass
like the first syllable in casper
but cass is a contraction of cassandra
so
please call me either of those from now on
cass or cassandra
or Cassandra Bluesky (yes you have to capitalize /silly) idc
bc i picked up the habit of calling myself cass
like the first syllable in casper
but cass is a contraction of cassandra
so
please call me either of those from now on
cass or cassandra
or Cassandra Bluesky (yes you have to capitalize /silly) idc
babe wake up new name just dropped
also a new @
you see the joke is that nobody ever fucking believes cassandra in the myths
so "just-trust-me-bro" is like
her asking someone to just hear her out for once
also a new @
you see the joke is that nobody ever fucking believes cassandra in the myths
so "just-trust-me-bro" is like
her asking someone to just hear her out for once
January 23, 2026 at 2:35 AM
babe wake up new name just dropped
also a new @
you see the joke is that nobody ever fucking believes cassandra in the myths
so "just-trust-me-bro" is like
her asking someone to just hear her out for once
also a new @
you see the joke is that nobody ever fucking believes cassandra in the myths
so "just-trust-me-bro" is like
her asking someone to just hear her out for once
ive been thinking about changing my name cuz casper isnt doing it anymore its too masc
and why was my first thought "i should rebrand"
and why did i have to spend like 15 mins trying to find the word
bc "rebranding" was the only way i could think of to call it
and why was my first thought "i should rebrand"
and why did i have to spend like 15 mins trying to find the word
bc "rebranding" was the only way i could think of to call it
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 AM
ive been thinking about changing my name cuz casper isnt doing it anymore its too masc
and why was my first thought "i should rebrand"
and why did i have to spend like 15 mins trying to find the word
bc "rebranding" was the only way i could think of to call it
and why was my first thought "i should rebrand"
and why did i have to spend like 15 mins trying to find the word
bc "rebranding" was the only way i could think of to call it
i cannot be this immature bro
January 23, 2026 at 12:44 AM
i cannot be this immature bro
why does the SOUND RECORDER need an update
like wtf dude
like wtf dude
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
why does the SOUND RECORDER need an update
like wtf dude
like wtf dude
in this household we do not tolerate slander unless it is ONE of (NOT both!!) of the following:
- a joke/ironic
- naoya slander
- a joke/ironic
- naoya slander
January 22, 2026 at 11:39 PM
in this household we do not tolerate slander unless it is ONE of (NOT both!!) of the following:
- a joke/ironic
- naoya slander
- a joke/ironic
- naoya slander
oct'challa was RIGHT FUCKING THERE
but instead we got this
but instead we got this
marvel really named a clone of t'challa "o.g. blacktavius" huh
idk if this or that one comic with black thor is funnier
"by odins fade" or "otto blacktavius" which is stupider
idk if this or that one comic with black thor is funnier
"by odins fade" or "otto blacktavius" which is stupider
January 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
oct'challa was RIGHT FUCKING THERE
but instead we got this
but instead we got this
marvel really named a clone of t'challa "o.g. blacktavius" huh
idk if this or that one comic with black thor is funnier
"by odins fade" or "otto blacktavius" which is stupider
idk if this or that one comic with black thor is funnier
"by odins fade" or "otto blacktavius" which is stupider
January 22, 2026 at 7:30 PM
marvel really named a clone of t'challa "o.g. blacktavius" huh
idk if this or that one comic with black thor is funnier
"by odins fade" or "otto blacktavius" which is stupider
idk if this or that one comic with black thor is funnier
"by odins fade" or "otto blacktavius" which is stupider
i was recently made aware that freeDNS exists
and i was going to use that for my @ bc "nya.pub" is hilarious for a handle
however
i dont know shit about website building so forgive my ignorance
but how am i supposed to "add a dns record"
when the only option i have to modify is the destination
and i was going to use that for my @ bc "nya.pub" is hilarious for a handle
however
i dont know shit about website building so forgive my ignorance
but how am i supposed to "add a dns record"
when the only option i have to modify is the destination
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 AM
i was recently made aware that freeDNS exists
and i was going to use that for my @ bc "nya.pub" is hilarious for a handle
however
i dont know shit about website building so forgive my ignorance
but how am i supposed to "add a dns record"
when the only option i have to modify is the destination
and i was going to use that for my @ bc "nya.pub" is hilarious for a handle
however
i dont know shit about website building so forgive my ignorance
but how am i supposed to "add a dns record"
when the only option i have to modify is the destination
helpful paint diagram explaining what i mean
featuring my fucking atrocious attempt at drawing
featuring my fucking atrocious attempt at drawing
January 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
helpful paint diagram explaining what i mean
featuring my fucking atrocious attempt at drawing
featuring my fucking atrocious attempt at drawing
limitless allows the user to control infinity at will right
so
why couldnt gojo just like
project infinity through sukunas chest and cut him in half
or at least pin him in place ig
is that just not how it works or is gojo stupid
so
why couldnt gojo just like
project infinity through sukunas chest and cut him in half
or at least pin him in place ig
is that just not how it works or is gojo stupid
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 PM
limitless allows the user to control infinity at will right
so
why couldnt gojo just like
project infinity through sukunas chest and cut him in half
or at least pin him in place ig
is that just not how it works or is gojo stupid
so
why couldnt gojo just like
project infinity through sukunas chest and cut him in half
or at least pin him in place ig
is that just not how it works or is gojo stupid