Ade 😉🥰🙂
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Widower, purveyor of dad noises, lover of music in all its forms, comedy, movies, reading, writing, doing ok thanks!
Look, I'm sure if you knock on the door of that house over there, they'll let you go to their toilet, Harriet.
Whose house? Does it matter? Baskerville I think - now run along so I can spend more time with your sister!!
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Whose house? Does it matter? Baskerville I think - now run along so I can spend more time with your sister!!
#GirlsOwnCC
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Look, I'm sure if you knock on the door of that house over there, they'll let you go to their toilet, Harriet.
Whose house? Does it matter? Baskerville I think - now run along so I can spend more time with your sister!!
#GirlsOwnCC
Whose house? Does it matter? Baskerville I think - now run along so I can spend more time with your sister!!
#GirlsOwnCC
Edward had been staring for hours at his easel and had finally figured out he'd forgotten the canvas...
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December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Edward had been staring for hours at his easel and had finally figured out he'd forgotten the canvas...
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
Whilst this last will and testament seems legitimate, I can't help but feel that the requirement to drink cabbage wine is, shall we say, taking the piss?
December 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Whilst this last will and testament seems legitimate, I can't help but feel that the requirement to drink cabbage wine is, shall we say, taking the piss?
As Cecilia tried to remain stationary for the fifth hour for her painting, she despaired that she'd had that curry last night...
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
As Cecilia tried to remain stationary for the fifth hour for her painting, she despaired that she'd had that curry last night...
Mrs Jones left the room as Evadne, full of ire at the words of her overbearing mother, played Darth Vader's Imperial March as she exited...
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Mrs Jones left the room as Evadne, full of ire at the words of her overbearing mother, played Darth Vader's Imperial March as she exited...
Henry tried to leave the room with dignity but was barely able to stifle a giggle as he left the parlour having thrust a custard pie into Ellie's face
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#GirlsOwnCC
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Henry tried to leave the room with dignity but was barely able to stifle a giggle as he left the parlour having thrust a custard pie into Ellie's face
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
Yes, Mary, that is what happens on the wedding night and no, you're not holding the images up the wrong way...
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yes, Mary, that is what happens on the wedding night and no, you're not holding the images up the wrong way...
Whilst trying to hold onto an air of innocence and proprietary as she was drawn by the artist, Elsie realised she'd put the wrong end of the quill in her mouth...
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Whilst trying to hold onto an air of innocence and proprietary as she was drawn by the artist, Elsie realised she'd put the wrong end of the quill in her mouth...
"No, Mr Edwards, I will not consent to living with you as my lady friend and I are perfectly happy with each other as we are and do not require any of your alleged masculinity coming between us"
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#GirlsOwnCC
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"No, Mr Edwards, I will not consent to living with you as my lady friend and I are perfectly happy with each other as we are and do not require any of your alleged masculinity coming between us"
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#GirlsOwnCC
As Alice tried to add Quentin to her dance card, her friend Edna stepped in and warned him that if he crossed the line, the umbrella would end up in a most unsavoury position....
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
As Alice tried to add Quentin to her dance card, her friend Edna stepped in and warned him that if he crossed the line, the umbrella would end up in a most unsavoury position....
Alice started toneinder about her beau, Frederic, as he pointed over the hill and told her that Mordor lay that away...
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Alice started toneinder about her beau, Frederic, as he pointed over the hill and told her that Mordor lay that away...
I know you said your bush needed trimming, Clarice, but this is ridiculous!
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I know you said your bush needed trimming, Clarice, but this is ridiculous!
"My dear sir, when you placed my hand upon your trousers and asked me to feel your trouser snake, I expected to find a boa and not a worm..."
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"My dear sir, when you placed my hand upon your trousers and asked me to feel your trouser snake, I expected to find a boa and not a worm..."
As the queue for the toilets began to get longer, Evadne hoped jovody had noticed that she'd smuggled her own toilet in beneath her skirts...
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#GirlsOwnCC
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
As the queue for the toilets began to get longer, Evadne hoped jovody had noticed that she'd smuggled her own toilet in beneath her skirts...
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
However, hoity-toity is not an expression one should assume...
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
However, hoity-toity is not an expression one should assume...
Take your hands out of your pockets, Cecil, no-one needs to see you doing that...
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#GirlsOwnCC
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Take your hands out of your pockets, Cecil, no-one needs to see you doing that...
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
"Ellie, darling, would it be possible that you could please put a sock in it and let me work out whodunit on my own?"
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#GirlsOwnCC
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Ellie, darling, would it be possible that you could please put a sock in it and let me work out whodunit on my own?"
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#GirlsOwnCC
As Philip decided on his next chess move, Alice got herself ready to hit him with her mallet if he took her queen...
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
As Philip decided on his next chess move, Alice got herself ready to hit him with her mallet if he took her queen...
An inverted wooden strap on....
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
An inverted wooden strap on....
As Mr Darwin tried for the umpteenth time to explain his newfangled theory regarding the origin of the species, Charlotte merely nodded her head and hoped he'd go away before she had to resort to walloping him with her bible!!
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November 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
As Mr Darwin tried for the umpteenth time to explain his newfangled theory regarding the origin of the species, Charlotte merely nodded her head and hoped he'd go away before she had to resort to walloping him with her bible!!
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
There, there - I'm sure it'll all be ok...and no, don't worry about that strange smell on the handkerchief...after a brief nap everything will be ok and what you thought you saw will be just a bad dream...
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
There, there - I'm sure it'll all be ok...and no, don't worry about that strange smell on the handkerchief...after a brief nap everything will be ok and what you thought you saw will be just a bad dream...