To distract myself from the election, I scheduled a crown replacement for the same day because I mean who doesn't appreciate a bloody swollen face on a calm day like today.

Me in a bad mood: I know what would cheer me up, writing a chapter in my book.

Me after: god, that was a depressing chapter.

Having a rough night, it's fine, I'm fine, just rough. So here, have a picture of a beautiful giraffe.

Fun fact: I got to feed this fella three lettuce pieces right after this picture was taken. It was glorious!

I have two pet peeves in the kitchen.

1. Leaving the pantry door open.
2. Leaving the over light on.

And I’ll have you know I am the only person who ever does either.

Vulnerability over Ego.