Simple Haiku
@justahaiku.bsky.social
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A little information
I’m just a haiku
A little information
I’m just a haiku
Outlive enemies
Read their obituary
And know that you won
Read their obituary
And know that you won
February 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Outlive enemies
Read their obituary
And know that you won
Read their obituary
And know that you won
Chips are the peak snack
Potato or tortilla
A transport for dip
Potato or tortilla
A transport for dip
February 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Chips are the peak snack
Potato or tortilla
A transport for dip
Potato or tortilla
A transport for dip
What if it’s all wrong?
All the words you love are false
Can you flip the script?
All the words you love are false
Can you flip the script?
January 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
What if it’s all wrong?
All the words you love are false
Can you flip the script?
All the words you love are false
Can you flip the script?
All of my joints crack
But somehow not my elbows
**click** I spoke too soon
But somehow not my elbows
**click** I spoke too soon
January 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
All of my joints crack
But somehow not my elbows
**click** I spoke too soon
But somehow not my elbows
**click** I spoke too soon
Sit down on the couch
Streaming but won’t buy “ad-free”
Now I want pasta
Streaming but won’t buy “ad-free”
Now I want pasta
January 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Sit down on the couch
Streaming but won’t buy “ad-free”
Now I want pasta
Streaming but won’t buy “ad-free”
Now I want pasta
A quiet river
Slowly cuts through a canyon
The stone does not cry
Slowly cuts through a canyon
The stone does not cry
January 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
A quiet river
Slowly cuts through a canyon
The stone does not cry
Slowly cuts through a canyon
The stone does not cry
All throughout the house
Not a creature was stirring
Suburban dad bliss
Not a creature was stirring
Suburban dad bliss
January 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
All throughout the house
Not a creature was stirring
Suburban dad bliss
Not a creature was stirring
Suburban dad bliss
I used to want fame
Now I just want to sleep in
But my kids woke up
Now I just want to sleep in
But my kids woke up
January 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I used to want fame
Now I just want to sleep in
But my kids woke up
Now I just want to sleep in
But my kids woke up
Write five syllables
Then seven syllables more
And another five
Then seven syllables more
And another five
December 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Write five syllables
Then seven syllables more
And another five
Then seven syllables more
And another five
How is she famous
Hawk tuah spit on that thang
Internet is wild
Hawk tuah spit on that thang
Internet is wild
December 6, 2024 at 6:05 AM
How is she famous
Hawk tuah spit on that thang
Internet is wild
Hawk tuah spit on that thang
Internet is wild
You remind me of
The cool side of the pillow
Deeply comforting
The cool side of the pillow
Deeply comforting
December 4, 2024 at 4:10 PM
You remind me of
The cool side of the pillow
Deeply comforting
The cool side of the pillow
Deeply comforting
Very tasty meat
Blanketed by tortilla
Tacos are the best
Blanketed by tortilla
Tacos are the best
December 3, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Very tasty meat
Blanketed by tortilla
Tacos are the best
Blanketed by tortilla
Tacos are the best
Moments are fleeting
Just like raindrops on windshields
Slide to what is next
Just like raindrops on windshields
Slide to what is next
December 2, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Moments are fleeting
Just like raindrops on windshields
Slide to what is next
Just like raindrops on windshields
Slide to what is next
Eastern orange sky
Bitter scent of black coffee
Time to greet the day
Bitter scent of black coffee
Time to greet the day
December 1, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Eastern orange sky
Bitter scent of black coffee
Time to greet the day
Bitter scent of black coffee
Time to greet the day
My poetry sucks
So I try to spice it up
With fucking curse words
So I try to spice it up
With fucking curse words
December 1, 2024 at 5:43 AM
My poetry sucks
So I try to spice it up
With fucking curse words
So I try to spice it up
With fucking curse words
Greek mythology
The gods are mad at something
Zeus dick everywhere
The gods are mad at something
Zeus dick everywhere
December 1, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Greek mythology
The gods are mad at something
Zeus dick everywhere
The gods are mad at something
Zeus dick everywhere
Constant stop and go
Lurking thoughts of suicide
Rush hour traffic
Lurking thoughts of suicide
Rush hour traffic
December 1, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Constant stop and go
Lurking thoughts of suicide
Rush hour traffic
Lurking thoughts of suicide
Rush hour traffic
This is my first post
I hope you enjoy it all
It is short and sweet
I hope you enjoy it all
It is short and sweet
December 1, 2024 at 5:18 AM
This is my first post
I hope you enjoy it all
It is short and sweet
I hope you enjoy it all
It is short and sweet