I'm a big fan of sexually repressed b4ttat but I also think the opposite concept is really funny. plu3y and j0ngler quickly realize he's actually the biggest freak out of the three of them and they're working overtime to match his absurd p1ppins sex drive. going full dead girl walking, if you will

if you're cold, they're cold. put your fingers in his mouth

the newsletter cutscene actually ends with plutt4t hatefucking trust me. i saw it in a prophetic dream. i know they all teleport back to the middle of the room afterwards but they just did it really fast right before that

a few people have followed me and i haven't followed anyone back which makes me feel evil, but it's only because I'm scared to interact with people on my pervert account (and unfamiliar with bsky etiquette) i will eventually be brave enough though I think

extremely strange thing I've been thinking for months but never had anywhere to say it: when people have fetishes for stuff that I personally suffer from I get kind of jealous. that should be ME finding this hot!!! I should be getting horny about this but instead it just makes me sad wtf!!!!

wow it is actually really easy to be weird about this. cathedrals everywhere or whatever

researching gambling terminology so I can be perverted about p1ppinses in a more informed and relevant manner

something is very wrong with my brain chemistry that causes me to find the classic p1ppins poncho more sexually appealing than the playboy bunny suits they're sometimes drawn in

idk what's in the water that's causing all of the p1ppins/rud1nn art lately but I think they should add more of it. rubbing hands together emoji (apparently this doesn't already exist)

thinking about p1ppinses getting caught stealing or whatever by z4ppers and being like "oh nooo (unbuttoning shirt), if only there was some way I could convince you to let this slide ;)))" but the z4ppers are dumb and really locked in on the job so they just don't catch the hint at all

sh1ppins... save me...

sh1ppins

save me group of p1ppinses flustering the hell out of b4ttat

they don't tell you about the "developing new kinks" phase of hyperfixations. why am i sexually attracted to dice now what the hell

i think a lot about shaking being a weird sex thing for p1ppinses... there's also something to be said about "bust" being a gambling term, I think. everything about these creatures is so perverted i love them ( #deltaruined )

it is my objective, unbiased, and completely trustworthy opinion that there needs to be more b4tt4t hypno in the world. blinks so innocently

i am outfreaked by leaps and bounds by others in this community every day and still have the audacity to be like "noo i can't share my thoughts they're too Perverse :(("

considering twitter is literally its namesake, it's kind of funny that "miketit" is taking off way more on here than it is over there

i actually really appreciate how kinky the deltaruined space is. i feel like i've learned a lot about so many different kinks and what exactly is appealing about them just from being a pervert and lookin at del//tar//une porn often