The new fireworks display over the “ Gulf of America”, is truly amazing. Contact Elon for show dates. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Mom gets excited watching the game. I think I’ll just stay over here.

I’m not sure if I’ll be lollygagging or dillydallying the rest of the day after hurkle-durkleing all morning.
Sunday decisions are hard to make.

I’m really liking these southern snow events. Absolutely no accumulation in Charlotte, but everything is closed down. A sharp contrast to living in the north and driving through blizzard conditions to get to work so you don’t get fired.

I don’t drink regularly. But when I do it’s at 7am at the airport. And the bar tab is more than the cost of the ticket.

I have a 26-year-old daughter. Her boyfriend finds it absurd that we have such a close relationship. I find it absurd that he is her boyfriend.
Does that make us even?

I feel like I’m living out a scene from Stepbrother’s,..
Except instead of
“Boats n hoes”,..
It’s “Plants n cats”

As one does, I was interested in our family crest.
“Quis vadium pecuniam”
This explains so much.

Sorry in advance if you look up the meaning.

Anyone else have a night out at the bar and go home with Shania Twain but wake up with Mark Twain?

Yeah, me neither .
😳

Someone tell me why I’m still having dreams about not being able to get my locker open in high school?

**EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY **
Airport rules apply from now until further notice .
Skip the coffee drink the wine .
Happy holidays, everyone !

Making new friends in a new city at my age is proving to be difficult.
I’m too old for the club and too young for bingo . 😩

A Saturday with ADHD goes something like this,.
I have things to do today but first, I’ll ,..
Well, now the traffic’s bad so I’ll just wait till ,..
Yeah, tomorrow sounds better .

I really hate living in an apartment building. I’m out of town for work, but I just got an email notification that they will be charging me $25 for a trash violation. They sent me a picture of a box in front of my door obviously not mine. My neighbor must’ve put it out. I disputed the charges. 🤬

Friends:
Didn’t you see the red flags?

Me:

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Anyone else get anxiety on Sunday evening around 8 o’clock thinking about Monday?
Or is it just my job?

Oooops I meant to say me.

It’s never too early to show them your attitude 🤣
70’s babies are just built different!