💀 just jason 🎃
@justarummy.bsky.social
husband, father, nerd, cheap coffee connoisseur, movie consumer, once thought my house was haunted but it was my cat knocking something off the wall at 4am, lapsed hockey nut, just trying to be a decent person ✌️💙
Whelp back to Halloween I suppose
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Whelp back to Halloween I suppose
My kid discovered Dead By Daylight in GamePass and I launched into a spiel about how I put a ton of time into Friday the 13th only for two old men to get the game shut down because of their egos and now the best we have for Jason is fricken Fortnite.
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My kid discovered Dead By Daylight in GamePass and I launched into a spiel about how I put a ton of time into Friday the 13th only for two old men to get the game shut down because of their egos and now the best we have for Jason is fricken Fortnite.
A neighbor brought her dog passed the house, let it pee on our decorative cemetery fencing and told my wife we have "distasteful decorations" and I gotta say I'm fucking sick of people pretending they're righteous and holy when they're just assholes. Adding this to the front yard
September 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A neighbor brought her dog passed the house, let it pee on our decorative cemetery fencing and told my wife we have "distasteful decorations" and I gotta say I'm fucking sick of people pretending they're righteous and holy when they're just assholes. Adding this to the front yard
Our printer has been kinda crappy lately but I thought I had it sorted out so I did a test print. Anyway I think I'm gonna laminate this and make it a Halloween decoration. #thesimpsons
September 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Our printer has been kinda crappy lately but I thought I had it sorted out so I did a test print. Anyway I think I'm gonna laminate this and make it a Halloween decoration. #thesimpsons
Happy birthday America. I'm burning things down to match your energy.
July 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Happy birthday America. I'm burning things down to match your energy.
A very constructive day in the salt mines
June 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A very constructive day in the salt mines
I'm so fucking tired of this administration. If Trump wants to be revered go to the front lines and be Patton.
June 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'm so fucking tired of this administration. If Trump wants to be revered go to the front lines and be Patton.
I feel like since he left the world has been in an irreparable spiral towards hell
June 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I feel like since he left the world has been in an irreparable spiral towards hell
It's barely 8am and someone has already broken our toaster at work. Everything's gonna be ok.
May 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It's barely 8am and someone has already broken our toaster at work. Everything's gonna be ok.
My 6 year old just upped the stakes in Monopoly Junior
May 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My 6 year old just upped the stakes in Monopoly Junior
Today went sideways with a sick kiddo so I spent my day scanning QR codes and compiling our Lego sets on the app. And I'm not surprised.
May 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Today went sideways with a sick kiddo so I spent my day scanning QR codes and compiling our Lego sets on the app. And I'm not surprised.
If I was as bad at my job as Zaslav is at his I'd have been fired twice over.
May 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If I was as bad at my job as Zaslav is at his I'd have been fired twice over.
Sometimes the stars align.
Someone with more free time needs to do a solid mock up of a fighter of the Trump Rogues.
Someone with more free time needs to do a solid mock up of a fighter of the Trump Rogues.
April 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Sometimes the stars align.
Someone with more free time needs to do a solid mock up of a fighter of the Trump Rogues.
Someone with more free time needs to do a solid mock up of a fighter of the Trump Rogues.
An ice cream truck just drove down the street and the noise my kid made running to the window to watch it go by sounded like this.
PS she had dessert so she was good to miss one ice cream truck
PS she had dessert so she was good to miss one ice cream truck
April 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
An ice cream truck just drove down the street and the noise my kid made running to the window to watch it go by sounded like this.
PS she had dessert so she was good to miss one ice cream truck
PS she had dessert so she was good to miss one ice cream truck
Made the kiddos green snow cones for #TheMasters
April 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Made the kiddos green snow cones for #TheMasters
Tried to draw Homer on an Easter egg.
Turned out more Marge...
Turned out more Marge...
April 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Tried to draw Homer on an Easter egg.
Turned out more Marge...
Turned out more Marge...
As a dad I cannot escape Minecraft. But I gotta say, not a bad haul for a McDonalds run on a Sunday.
April 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
As a dad I cannot escape Minecraft. But I gotta say, not a bad haul for a McDonalds run on a Sunday.
"FOR GODS SAKES HE JUST WANTS GREENLAND!"
March 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"FOR GODS SAKES HE JUST WANTS GREENLAND!"
Never mind going back to test this theory
March 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Never mind going back to test this theory
Leave me alone...
Must... slumber....
Must... slumber....
March 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Leave me alone...
Must... slumber....
Must... slumber....
Fighting the urge to set up a camera in case there's an opportunity to win $10,000 when the inevitable happens in 20 MPH winds...
March 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Fighting the urge to set up a camera in case there's an opportunity to win $10,000 when the inevitable happens in 20 MPH winds...
I love me some cheap horror but is every new public domain entity only a horror film now or can we get a coming of age in here somewhere?
March 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I love me some cheap horror but is every new public domain entity only a horror film now or can we get a coming of age in here somewhere?
Started talking about the show Doug with my kids and I think I may just end up rewatching on my own at this point.
March 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Started talking about the show Doug with my kids and I think I may just end up rewatching on my own at this point.