Dale Kennemer
@justhereforlaughs.bsky.social
I'm a middle-aged misanthrope and a Southern born natural contrarian. Last living member of my immediate family.
If the USDA changes the recommended food and drinks, from the things which extend life back to the ones which we know shorten life, then that solves the future social security funds problem for the Republicans.
January 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If the USDA changes the recommended food and drinks, from the things which extend life back to the ones which we know shorten life, then that solves the future social security funds problem for the Republicans.
Don’t let JD Vance and Trump distract you from the fact that
Miley Cyrus was right
Megan Thee Stallion was right
Cardi B was right
Everybody was right about Nicki Minaj
Miley Cyrus was right
Megan Thee Stallion was right
Cardi B was right
Everybody was right about Nicki Minaj
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Don’t let JD Vance and Trump distract you from the fact that
Miley Cyrus was right
Megan Thee Stallion was right
Cardi B was right
Everybody was right about Nicki Minaj
Miley Cyrus was right
Megan Thee Stallion was right
Cardi B was right
Everybody was right about Nicki Minaj
Dolores Umbridge without a doubt would be hardcore #MAGA #HarryPotter
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Dolores Umbridge without a doubt would be hardcore #MAGA #HarryPotter
Alabama is proof the C & D grade average kid in school can grow up to be an elected official, because that's all Alabamans elect to state office.
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Alabama is proof the C & D grade average kid in school can grow up to be an elected official, because that's all Alabamans elect to state office.
Coldplay ‘Kiss Cam’ Woman Breaks Her Silence After 5 Months
I had completely forgotten about all that until she broke her silence.
I had completely forgotten about all that until she broke her silence.
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Coldplay ‘Kiss Cam’ Woman Breaks Her Silence After 5 Months
I had completely forgotten about all that until she broke her silence.
I had completely forgotten about all that until she broke her silence.
So, POTUS #Trump has sanctioned the Hunger Games. Personally, I was hoping for Carousel from Logan's Run #patriotgames
December 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
So, POTUS #Trump has sanctioned the Hunger Games. Personally, I was hoping for Carousel from Logan's Run #patriotgames
New definition of insanity: Rich People telling Poor People that other Poor People are the problem and the Poor People unquestioningly believing the Rich People
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
New definition of insanity: Rich People telling Poor People that other Poor People are the problem and the Poor People unquestioningly believing the Rich People
Logic says, "You can't polish a turd."
The Republican Party says, "Hold my beer and watch this!" #GOP #Republican #MAGA
The Republican Party says, "Hold my beer and watch this!" #GOP #Republican #MAGA
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Logic says, "You can't polish a turd."
The Republican Party says, "Hold my beer and watch this!" #GOP #Republican #MAGA
The Republican Party says, "Hold my beer and watch this!" #GOP #Republican #MAGA
Does anyone else feel like our world is moving closer and closer to that of Logan's Run (the TV movie version), in which a small cabal of old rich men control the birth, lives, and death of an easily controlled population under 30 years old?
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Does anyone else feel like our world is moving closer and closer to that of Logan's Run (the TV movie version), in which a small cabal of old rich men control the birth, lives, and death of an easily controlled population under 30 years old?
Sydney Sweeney likely only did the film "Christy" thinking it would give her Charlize Theron "Monster" level Oscar buzz. The problem for Sydney is she doesn't have Charlize level talent. #sydneysweeney #christy #goodjeans
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sydney Sweeney likely only did the film "Christy" thinking it would give her Charlize Theron "Monster" level Oscar buzz. The problem for Sydney is she doesn't have Charlize level talent. #sydneysweeney #christy #goodjeans
Dick Chaney had to return to his original position as ruler of Hades. The ironic part is even he was a critic of the enormous steatorrhea filled dementia-riddled tangerine potentate.
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Dick Chaney had to return to his original position as ruler of Hades. The ironic part is even he was a critic of the enormous steatorrhea filled dementia-riddled tangerine potentate.
"The fight among men is not between good and evil, but between opposing ideas of good."
#goodvsevil #good #evil
#goodvsevil #good #evil
October 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"The fight among men is not between good and evil, but between opposing ideas of good."
#goodvsevil #good #evil
#goodvsevil #good #evil
I could've joined ICE, but they found out my parents were married.
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I could've joined ICE, but they found out my parents were married.
I’m just saying if ICE agents or National Guardsmen point a gun at an American for protesting, they’re probably allergic to the clit
October 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m just saying if ICE agents or National Guardsmen point a gun at an American for protesting, they’re probably allergic to the clit
I can't decide if what I'm seeing is a product of selective inbreeding or post apocalyptic mutants. #RichardStrocher
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I can't decide if what I'm seeing is a product of selective inbreeding or post apocalyptic mutants. #RichardStrocher
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles after series of scandals
So, is he now Andrew (the royal formerly known as Prince)?
So, is he now Andrew (the royal formerly known as Prince)?
October 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles after series of scandals
So, is he now Andrew (the royal formerly known as Prince)?
So, is he now Andrew (the royal formerly known as Prince)?
Living in Amerika.
October 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Living in Amerika.
"The morning after pill isn't new. It just used to be called 'throwing yourself down the stairs'"
(Joan Rivers 1933-2014)
(Joan Rivers 1933-2014)
October 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"The morning after pill isn't new. It just used to be called 'throwing yourself down the stairs'"
(Joan Rivers 1933-2014)
(Joan Rivers 1933-2014)
I wonder if Corey Lewandowski, ICE agents, and Benny Johnson would be just as excited to attend the Super Bowl Halftime show if Vanilla Ice was the featured performer instead of Bad Bunny
October 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I wonder if Corey Lewandowski, ICE agents, and Benny Johnson would be just as excited to attend the Super Bowl Halftime show if Vanilla Ice was the featured performer instead of Bad Bunny
You know, if I ordered a whole truck load of pompous pricks and they only sent White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, I'd pay for the whole shipment.
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You know, if I ordered a whole truck load of pompous pricks and they only sent White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, I'd pay for the whole shipment.
“Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.”
-- Doug Stanhope
-- Doug Stanhope
September 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.”
-- Doug Stanhope
-- Doug Stanhope
People making $40,000 a year or less defending billionaires = Chickens defending Chick-fil-A
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
People making $40,000 a year or less defending billionaires = Chickens defending Chick-fil-A
Jimmy Kimmel told Variety over the summer that he hoped "even my colleagues on the right will support my right to say what I like" if Trump ever started "coming after comedians."
Sadly Jimmy, your colleagues on the right are nothing more than simps for billionaires and cuckolds for fascist
Sadly Jimmy, your colleagues on the right are nothing more than simps for billionaires and cuckolds for fascist
September 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Jimmy Kimmel told Variety over the summer that he hoped "even my colleagues on the right will support my right to say what I like" if Trump ever started "coming after comedians."
Sadly Jimmy, your colleagues on the right are nothing more than simps for billionaires and cuckolds for fascist
Sadly Jimmy, your colleagues on the right are nothing more than simps for billionaires and cuckolds for fascist