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Justin Stanley
@justindstanley.com
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Policy analyst, friend to all animals. Kentucky resident, spiritual West Virginian (derogatory). Interested in deep politics/parapolitics and many other things besides. Politically red (the good kind).

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It's always sunny in Eriador.
A screen from It's Always Sunny, with Mac about to throw a beer bottle at a cyclist. It is captioned "Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn! Forth, Eorlingas!"
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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The more contact I have with the policy end of health care in this country, the more I’m flabbergasted by the way it’s organized. It’s a nightmare Rube Goldberg machine and it doesn’t have to be like this.
A picture of an agenda for the KY Voices for Health annual meeting.
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The US…started shifting to a more hands off foreign policy…
Marge from the movie Fargo saying “I’m not sure I agree 100% with your police work there, Lou.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Pete Buttigieg looking like a rat. RAT MODE
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Can’t forget this guy
Will Stancil being obviously wrong
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Wow, fucked up. If only we knew who sent them there totally unnecessarily.
West Virginia's piece of shit governor announcing that two of the guardsmen he inexplicably sent to DC were shot and killed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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A 4chan post with the poster saying "I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP"
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I just received this from my dog boarder, and just…lmao
A brindle pit mix grins widely at the viewer. Her gums and teeth (several are missing) are visible.
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Thursday.
Some coyotes howling below the caption “Thursday”.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Tim Robinson in a hot dog costume saying "We're all trying to find the guy who did this!"
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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🤔
A L'Oreal ad announcing that they're partnering with NVIDIA. Their CEO is pictured shaking hands with Jensen Huang. Ed Truck shaking the hand of a young Michael Scott.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Hey, any thoughts on emailing with Epstein?
An email exchange between Laurence Krauss and Jeffrey Epstein.
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Patrick Bateman stares at his phone in violent disgust.
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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New favorite activity just dropped.
A series of posts, captioned "Reading sports headlines while pretending sports don't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy." The headlines: "Darius Slay says he was 'this close' to becoming a Raven" "David Montgomery was pursued by Vikings, Bears" "Transfer Portal Created in Good Faith, But is Out of Control" "Wizards announce plan to move from D.C. to Virginia"
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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They’re not just places in Denmark anymore
A Google Maps route showing the way from Copenhagen to Seethenhagen.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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An FBI agent typing.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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A Trump tweet that simply reads "BORING!"
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Or, indeed, this one!
Stephen Miller: The Anti-Mamdani vote which is really the pro-NYC vote, the pro-America vote needs to unite behind a leading candidate and that's Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Or this one
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump If Communist Candidate Zohran Mamdani wins the Election for Mayor of New York City, it is highly unlikely that I will be contributing Federal Funds, other than the very minimum as required, to my beloved first home, because of the fact that, as a Communist, this once great City has ZERO chance of success, or even survival! It can only get worse with a Communist at the helm, and I don't want to send, as President, good money after bad. It is my obligation to run the Nation, and it is my strong conviction that New York City will be a Complete and Total Economic and Social Disaster should Mamdani win. His principles have been tested for over a thousand years, and never once have they been successful. would much rather see a Democrat, who has had a Record of Success, WIN, than a Communist with no experience and a Record of COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE. He was nothing as an Assemblyman, ranked at the bottom of the class and, as Mayor of potentially, again, the Greatest City in the World, HE HAS NO CHANCE to bring it back to its former Glory! We must also remember this — A vote for Curtis Sliwa (who looks much better without the beret!) is a vote for Mamdani. Whether you personally like Andrew Cuomo or not, you really have no choice. You must vote for him, and hope he does a fantastic job. He is capable of it, Mamdani is not!
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Such as this one
Elon Musk tweeting some addled gibberish
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Blue checks telling each other exaaaaactly
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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"Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. "And I get demonized if I don't accept certain things."
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Fuckin' art
OP whining about being called a Nazi in one post while doing race science in the post directly below it.
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM