I’d be so good software testing. Give me 9 seconds and I’ll tell you what’s wrong with your app

Should we make chronic reckless drivers all use this car until they start driving predictably? It has everything! Barely mobile ✅ Extremely noticeable ✅ Elicits schadenfreude in safe drivers, who deserve that as a treat ✅

If I was a scammer I would be much more discrete. Why are you using bold italics in the subject line of the email?

I’m so sorry but being a marvel fan still makes you a disney adult

This might be controversial but @weratedogs.com effectively only has a 1-4 rating system, and they rate a lot of dogs as 1

Why did gen z roast us alive for our style and then adopt every aspect of our y2k looks? Next they’ll start wearing the very same skinny jeans that started the smear campaign!

Kendrick after drakes’s final diss track

KENDRICK JUST NOW

Yesterday and today I read posts from 2 of my favorite authors. They were full of run on sentences, spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and so forth. This warms my heart so much that despite dyslexia etc. they were able to create such beautiful works that have facilitated so much healing and growth

The Barbie movie healed something in me and now I like pink again for the first time in 30 years. The celebration of femininity effectively rewired my brain

When my friends who have weathered so much trauma they are now in a sisyphean marathon just to get through the dailies introduce me to their parents

If the DSM was trauma informed, it would turn into a hearty pamphlet

Avocado dares to ask the question “what if butter was water based and tasted more like a grassy shoe?”

Happy equinox bishes, many butternut squash soup vibes to you all