Justin Monorail
@justinmonorail.bsky.social
Zaddy Monorail if you're nasty. Walt Disney World, Universal Orlando, and SeaWorld fan. Star Wars is in my DNA. I bleed Tennessee Orange. Black Lives Matter LGBTQ+ Ally #SaveTheMuppets He/Him
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Wow. Nice influx of new friends today! Hello there! Let me tell you newbies what content to expect from my feed:
Theme Parks 🎢
Disney 🐭
Star Wars 🌌
Big Brother 👁️
UT Vol Sports 🍊
Movies 🎥
General Open Mindedness 🤝
Acceptance 🌈
Support 💪
Random Orlando Shenanigans 😬
Nice to meet ya!
Theme Parks 🎢
Disney 🐭
Star Wars 🌌
Big Brother 👁️
UT Vol Sports 🍊
Movies 🎥
General Open Mindedness 🤝
Acceptance 🌈
Support 💪
Random Orlando Shenanigans 😬
Nice to meet ya!
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He gives $20 Billion of OUR dollars to bailout Argentina without consulting Congress or the American people. Does that seem like the actions of a KING to you?
Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18
#NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑
Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18
#NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑
October 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
He gives $20 Billion of OUR dollars to bailout Argentina without consulting Congress or the American people. Does that seem like the actions of a KING to you?
Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18
#NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑
Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18
#NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑
Contemplating a social media purge. I can't doom scroll anymore. The world is too awful day to day, and I don't want to flood all my free time with horrors. I'll keep Instagram, for now anyway. If you'd like to stay connected I'm Justin_Monorail on the 'gram.
September 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Contemplating a social media purge. I can't doom scroll anymore. The world is too awful day to day, and I don't want to flood all my free time with horrors. I'll keep Instagram, for now anyway. If you'd like to stay connected I'm Justin_Monorail on the 'gram.
Maybe my favorite HHN food item???
September 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Maybe my favorite HHN food item???
NicO and 3, am I right? Thank goodness he went to a team that surrounded him with "more talent" lol That being said I wish him the best... #GoVols
September 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
NicO and 3, am I right? Thank goodness he went to a team that surrounded him with "more talent" lol That being said I wish him the best... #GoVols
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Birthday shoutout to host of the @morningmonorail.bsky.social, @justinmonorail.bsky.social! Make his day and give them both a follow and subscribe to the podcast it's great! #DisSky
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September 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Birthday shoutout to host of the @morningmonorail.bsky.social, @justinmonorail.bsky.social! Make his day and give them both a follow and subscribe to the podcast it's great! #DisSky
It's finally GameDay! Go Vols! Beat Syracuse!
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August 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's finally GameDay! Go Vols! Beat Syracuse!
Taking our talents out West! Prepare yourself, Cali.
August 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Taking our talents out West! Prepare yourself, Cali.
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LISTENER QUESTION OF THE WEEK! What Muppets gag would you love to see incorporated into the pre-show, queue or ride when Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster under new Muppet management reopens? Share your thoughts below, and we'll discuss on an upcoming episode.
August 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
LISTENER QUESTION OF THE WEEK! What Muppets gag would you love to see incorporated into the pre-show, queue or ride when Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster under new Muppet management reopens? Share your thoughts below, and we'll discuss on an upcoming episode.
The NYT mini crossword going behind the paywall is my new Cracker Barrel logo!
August 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The NYT mini crossword going behind the paywall is my new Cracker Barrel logo!
Anyone else hear/feel an explosion in the Orlando area?
August 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Anyone else hear/feel an explosion in the Orlando area?
This meltdown over Cracker Barrel's rebranding feels like it might be our country's death rattle.
a cartoon of a robot saying yay we 're doomed
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August 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This meltdown over Cracker Barrel's rebranding feels like it might be our country's death rattle.
I watched Terrifier 2 last night for HHN research. Ask me anything.
August 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I watched Terrifier 2 last night for HHN research. Ask me anything.
I'm seeing they've postponed reservation availability for the Beak and Barrel because of the server issues this morning. I don't know why we can't just use the virtual walk-up wait list for Beak and Barrel like we do for Nomad Lounge.
August 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm seeing they've postponed reservation availability for the Beak and Barrel because of the server issues this morning. I don't know why we can't just use the virtual walk-up wait list for Beak and Barrel like we do for Nomad Lounge.
Current status...
August 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Current status...
Best show in the best park. Facts.
August 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Best show in the best park. Facts.
The Naked Gun made my face hurt. So freaking good.
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August 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The Naked Gun made my face hurt. So freaking good.
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Stephers and Justin released a special Halloween Horror Nights 2025 preview on the main MMM feed today! Let's go!
open.spotify.com/episode/3By8...
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Halloween Horror Nights 2025 Preview | Across the Universal with Stephers
Monday Morning Monorail Podcast · Episode
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August 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Stephers and Justin released a special Halloween Horror Nights 2025 preview on the main MMM feed today! Let's go!
open.spotify.com/episode/3By8...
open.spotify.com/episode/3By8...
What the hell is this Diary Room hallway nonsense?!?
August 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What the hell is this Diary Room hallway nonsense?!?
In other news, I'm going to San Francisco at the end of the month! Haven't been in about 20 years. Any recommendations? Must-dos? We've booked an Alcatraz tour, Giants game, and a wine country bus tour.
a mascot wearing a hat with the letter b on it is standing in a doorway
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August 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
In other news, I'm going to San Francisco at the end of the month! Haven't been in about 20 years. Any recommendations? Must-dos? We've booked an Alcatraz tour, Giants game, and a wine country bus tour.
It may just be for me, but I feel like engagement has dropped off a ledge over here. I'm certainly not leaving, but I wish more people would defect from the bird app.
August 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It may just be for me, but I feel like engagement has dropped off a ledge over here. I'm certainly not leaving, but I wish more people would defect from the bird app.
Who are we rooting for this season on Big Brother? I think I'm backing Keanu for now. I love that the whole house has decided he's the target (because he said he wants to pick the other players off one by one which is literally just called playing Big Brother), and he keeps finding ways to survive.
August 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Who are we rooting for this season on Big Brother? I think I'm backing Keanu for now. I love that the whole house has decided he's the target (because he said he wants to pick the other players off one by one which is literally just called playing Big Brother), and he keeps finding ways to survive.
Are you like me? Do you struggle to eat Halloween themed foods that look too gross?
August 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Are you like me? Do you struggle to eat Halloween themed foods that look too gross?
Add this to the list of things I wish I didn't know existed!
August 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Add this to the list of things I wish I didn't know existed!