Justin Monroe 📚 ✍🏻
@justinmonroe.bsky.social
He/Him, Indie author of LitRPG novels, Stay-at-home Dad, Forever Dungeon Master, Hotel Industry Survivor, all around nerd.
Pretty sure Senate Dems have a humiliation kink, and that's fine, no shame for that, but don't bring it to work.
In case I wasn't clear, y'all are a fucking disappointment.
In case I wasn't clear, y'all are a fucking disappointment.
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Pretty sure Senate Dems have a humiliation kink, and that's fine, no shame for that, but don't bring it to work.
In case I wasn't clear, y'all are a fucking disappointment.
In case I wasn't clear, y'all are a fucking disappointment.
I just uploaded the completed audiobook script for Paladins of Power Book 1 to Podium Entertainment! And the last chapter just got posted to RoyalRoad today!!!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I just uploaded the completed audiobook script for Paladins of Power Book 1 to Podium Entertainment! And the last chapter just got posted to RoyalRoad today!!!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
Paladins of Power picked up its first review today on Royal Road. Suffice to say, I'm very pleased with it.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/131617
www.royalroad.com/fiction/131617
October 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Paladins of Power picked up its first review today on Royal Road. Suffice to say, I'm very pleased with it.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/131617
www.royalroad.com/fiction/131617
After everything that happened, did Sam ever check to see if Jess went upstairs or downstairs? Because she was killed by a demon and all...
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
After everything that happened, did Sam ever check to see if Jess went upstairs or downstairs? Because she was killed by a demon and all...
@edmarkey.bsky.social @warren.senate.gov Hold strong! This is what Massachusetts sends you to DC for.
October 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
@edmarkey.bsky.social @warren.senate.gov Hold strong! This is what Massachusetts sends you to DC for.
The first 5 chapters of my new LitRPG, Paladins of Power, are up on Royal Road. This week, I'm posting a chapter a day just to build up some steam.
Think Power Rangers meets The System Apocalypse, with a dash of horror.
Get me to Book 2 and I promise giant mechs.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
Think Power Rangers meets The System Apocalypse, with a dash of horror.
Get me to Book 2 and I promise giant mechs.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
Paladins of Power
Six friends head into the mountains for a weekend of camping, and instead stumble into an ancient galaxy-spanning war between good and evil.
Chosen by a dormant alien system, Pablo, Sasha, Eden, Warr...
www.royalroad.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The first 5 chapters of my new LitRPG, Paladins of Power, are up on Royal Road. This week, I'm posting a chapter a day just to build up some steam.
Think Power Rangers meets The System Apocalypse, with a dash of horror.
Get me to Book 2 and I promise giant mechs.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
Think Power Rangers meets The System Apocalypse, with a dash of horror.
Get me to Book 2 and I promise giant mechs.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
The first three chapters of my new series, Paladins of Power, just went live on Royal Road.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
New Chapters on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Think Power Rangers meets LitRPG, with a dash of cosmic horror.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
New Chapters on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Think Power Rangers meets LitRPG, with a dash of cosmic horror.
September 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The first three chapters of my new series, Paladins of Power, just went live on Royal Road.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
New Chapters on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Think Power Rangers meets LitRPG, with a dash of cosmic horror.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1316...
New Chapters on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Think Power Rangers meets LitRPG, with a dash of cosmic horror.
So, I've been trying to limit the role that Amazon plays in my life this year. As such, I've removed all three of my novels from Kindle Unlimited and taken them into wide distribution. You can now find Zee, his friends, and their crazy adventures on nearly all major eBook platforms!
August 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So, I've been trying to limit the role that Amazon plays in my life this year. As such, I've removed all three of my novels from Kindle Unlimited and taken them into wide distribution. You can now find Zee, his friends, and their crazy adventures on nearly all major eBook platforms!
It's ALIVE! I've hit the road and left Kindle Unlimited's exclusivity to start making my books available just about EVERYWHERE eBooks are sold as of yesterday, 5/13!
If you're still looking for a KU-type experience, you can read me for free with KOBO Plus #LitRPG #LitRPGBooks #ebooks
If you're still looking for a KU-type experience, you can read me for free with KOBO Plus #LitRPG #LitRPGBooks #ebooks
May 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's ALIVE! I've hit the road and left Kindle Unlimited's exclusivity to start making my books available just about EVERYWHERE eBooks are sold as of yesterday, 5/13!
If you're still looking for a KU-type experience, you can read me for free with KOBO Plus #LitRPG #LitRPGBooks #ebooks
If you're still looking for a KU-type experience, you can read me for free with KOBO Plus #LitRPG #LitRPGBooks #ebooks
Clinic Escort day. The pray squad showed up with 4 this fine day. I could actually hear them praying up on the street....until I started playing AC/DC, Black Sabbath, and Van Halen on my phone. 😈
May 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Clinic Escort day. The pray squad showed up with 4 this fine day. I could actually hear them praying up on the street....until I started playing AC/DC, Black Sabbath, and Van Halen on my phone. 😈
Today, I got all my ebook files prepared for the transition to KOBO. A couple of weeks and I'll be off Kindle Unlimited.
April 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Today, I got all my ebook files prepared for the transition to KOBO. A couple of weeks and I'll be off Kindle Unlimited.
@gary-bennett.com Chapter 6 of War of Noobs....you should check it out... I'm pretty sure Ryan Rimmel is trying to kill his narrator Johnathan McClain...
By comparison, getting you to say "Suckhawks" seems kind...
By comparison, getting you to say "Suckhawks" seems kind...
April 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
@gary-bennett.com Chapter 6 of War of Noobs....you should check it out... I'm pretty sure Ryan Rimmel is trying to kill his narrator Johnathan McClain...
By comparison, getting you to say "Suckhawks" seems kind...
By comparison, getting you to say "Suckhawks" seems kind...
My latest audiobook for Zee Hits Back hit Audible last Wednesday. I'm aking up to my first audiobook reviews this morning to find some triggered morons that missed the message in the first two books. And couldn't be happier with the reception.
April 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My latest audiobook for Zee Hits Back hit Audible last Wednesday. I'm aking up to my first audiobook reviews this morning to find some triggered morons that missed the message in the first two books. And couldn't be happier with the reception.
So, each Wednesday I'm a clinic escort for a local women's health clinic. Our most persistent forced birth protestors have this sign with a phone number on it.
It sure would be a shame if a bunch of random Internet people decided to blow up their phone until it wasn't worth answering... Just saying
It sure would be a shame if a bunch of random Internet people decided to blow up their phone until it wasn't worth answering... Just saying
February 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So, each Wednesday I'm a clinic escort for a local women's health clinic. Our most persistent forced birth protestors have this sign with a phone number on it.
It sure would be a shame if a bunch of random Internet people decided to blow up their phone until it wasn't worth answering... Just saying
It sure would be a shame if a bunch of random Internet people decided to blow up their phone until it wasn't worth answering... Just saying
I live in perpetual anticipation and terror of the day I see one of my covers on someone's LitRPG tier list on Reddit...
February 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I live in perpetual anticipation and terror of the day I see one of my covers on someone's LitRPG tier list on Reddit...
@penguinbooksusa.bsky.social do you have an email address where I can report a work that's infringing on Eric Carle's IP?
February 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@penguinbooksusa.bsky.social do you have an email address where I can report a work that's infringing on Eric Carle's IP?
All of this. @edmarkey.bsky.social @warren.senate.gov and you too Jake Auchincloss (you worthless stuffed shirt). Take the fucking gloves off already.
www.wonkette.com/p/an-open-le...
www.wonkette.com/p/an-open-le...
An Open Letter To The Majority Of Congressional Democrats
The norms are gone. Wake the hell up!
www.wonkette.com
February 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
All of this. @edmarkey.bsky.social @warren.senate.gov and you too Jake Auchincloss (you worthless stuffed shirt). Take the fucking gloves off already.
www.wonkette.com/p/an-open-le...
www.wonkette.com/p/an-open-le...
Every regressive GOP asshole in Congress should forever be referred to as a beta soy-boy cuck for giving away their power to the Executive Branch and his CEO puppet master. #itsacoup
February 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Every regressive GOP asshole in Congress should forever be referred to as a beta soy-boy cuck for giving away their power to the Executive Branch and his CEO puppet master. #itsacoup
@benjaminahr.mobi @greatesttrek.bsky.social Look what I found on a gif search, was this you guys? Or just some random FoD?
a man in a red uniform stands in front of a group of people and says zis ees a war crime .
ALT: a man in a red uniform stands in front of a group of people and says zis ees a war crime .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
@benjaminahr.mobi @greatesttrek.bsky.social Look what I found on a gif search, was this you guys? Or just some random FoD?
When I'm wondering how we ended up here, I have to remind myself that exactly half the population is of below average intelligence. And way less than half the population voted.
January 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When I'm wondering how we ended up here, I have to remind myself that exactly half the population is of below average intelligence. And way less than half the population voted.
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#NowRecording!!
Hey @justinmonroe.bsky.social, it's finally happening!! I'm so thrilled to be back in the booth with Zee and the gang for Book 3 of the OVR World Online series!!
Coming soon from Podium Entertainment!!
Hey @justinmonroe.bsky.social, it's finally happening!! I'm so thrilled to be back in the booth with Zee and the gang for Book 3 of the OVR World Online series!!
Coming soon from Podium Entertainment!!
January 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
#NowRecording!!
Hey @justinmonroe.bsky.social, it's finally happening!! I'm so thrilled to be back in the booth with Zee and the gang for Book 3 of the OVR World Online series!!
Coming soon from Podium Entertainment!!
Hey @justinmonroe.bsky.social, it's finally happening!! I'm so thrilled to be back in the booth with Zee and the gang for Book 3 of the OVR World Online series!!
Coming soon from Podium Entertainment!!
UGH! YouTube Shorts is so lame! Like watching reruns on TV.
January 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
UGH! YouTube Shorts is so lame! Like watching reruns on TV.
My phone is now Meta Free. I didn't delete my accounts for a variety of reasons, but having to go to my laptop and open a web browser will drastically reduce the traffic I'm giving Fuckerberg and probably overall be beneficial to my mental health.
January 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My phone is now Meta Free. I didn't delete my accounts for a variety of reasons, but having to go to my laptop and open a web browser will drastically reduce the traffic I'm giving Fuckerberg and probably overall be beneficial to my mental health.