Justin Nodes
Justin Nodes
@justinnodes.bsky.social
Yeah, you're all gonna laugh now, but when I can tag grok to make the same picture with her in a bikini, who'll be the one laughing and questionably masturbating now?
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Whats the team record for number of 40pt quarters given up in a year? Feels like we have to be close.
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Chilling and watching your let's plays got me through some really tough times, and my wife still laughs at you threatening to slap a hotpocket out of Darius's hand in your Battletech run. So thanks and happy birthday.
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Megan McArdle calling anyone "not the best [anything]" is the most kettleblind shit I have ever seen.
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Fix your shitty web player
December 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This team was better under JB than it has been without Jordan Ott
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
6-7 (seed)
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Whether its Epstein or Gullah Gullah, love struck Harvard professors and students find common interest in islands.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We once used matching walk-in song to the person as a "get to know you" activity at work. Not everyone knew all the songs used so someone played them in the meeting off their Spotify. I'm still not sure how HR wasn't involved for my choice.

youtu.be/z-Zy5twwe8k?...
I'm The Man
YouTube video by Nashville Pussy - Topic
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November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The general (market) and specific (use case) price elasticity of LLMs is by far the biggest question they need to solve for and I just don't see how there are enough use cases that can bare the increases in price necessary to run the models given how inelastic I expect the general market to be.
October 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Unconomies of scale
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Let he who is without sin cast the first quarter-million nudie pics
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
No question but I'm on my third or fourth copy of Sandman Slim because I keep rec'ing it, lending it out, and not getting it back (probably a sign its a good book). Thanks for the good times.
October 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
*Sam Altman takes a drag of the stemiest joint you've ever seen because he is too uncool to know a good weed dealer*

"You gotta spend money to make money, man."
October 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Begging folks to get some pre-nut clarity for once.
October 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm poking at all the cowardly Dems running from Mamdani. The circular firing squad over purity on issues that don't matter to the electorate while the republic is arguably burning is just *chef's kiss* classic Dems.
September 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Blue no matter who*

*unless its someone I disagree with
September 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
JB Pritzker
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Yes, but they are doing while offering this as the replacement.
September 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Alivecoin too the moon.
September 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"We're all going to die*"

*My reelection bid uses we pronouns
August 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
But what Osama bin Laden didn't use his blinkers? Checkmate libs.
August 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I almost skeeted that reading this was like Donald Sterling returned from the grave... but somehow that ghoul is still alive.
August 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
BRB, trying to figure out if space marines qualify as ape-men.
July 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM