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Justin Rohrlich
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Senior news reporter in the NY bureau of The Independent, lots of state and federal courts, some police, et cetera. Previously at The Daily Beast, Qz, Vice, etc. Say hi: [email protected]; [email protected]
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SATURDAY NIGHT!
A lunatic-looking rat terrier going insane
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Guy Smiley!
The muppet Guy Smiley, who resembles House speaker Mike Johnson and vice versa
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Alice, a little black and white rat terrier, is 13 years old and still acting like a puppy
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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this little fool really makes my day
A small black and white rat terrier with an absolutely ridiculous smile on her face, laying on my chest and grinning at me
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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The same little rat terrier peering at me over the sofa
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Alice does not suffer fools
A small black and white rat terrier giving side eye
October 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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this young fella looks like he’s about ready for his afternoon juice and cookies
A “kid” who is a state senator with a beard who looks to be in his late 30s, maybe early 40s
October 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Alice is not quite sure yet about her Halloween costume
A small black and white rat terrier in a costume that makes her look like she’s in a red t-shirt and shorts and holding a basketball
October 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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looks like oversight dot gov is down for the count
"Due to a lack of apportionment of funds, this website is currently unavailable"
October 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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oh the summertime fun Walmart manager Marco Polo must have in the pool
“Plaintiff then scheduled a meeting with Marco Polo, a member of Defendant Walmart's Management. Plaintiff reported all incidents of Defendant Ayala's sexually harassing behavior, unwanted physical touchings, and his threats to Plaintiff's job when he objected. Instead of taking action, Defendant Walmart's member of management, Marco Polo, told Plaintiff that he "has no power," and to report the incidents to Defendant Walmart's Ethics Department.”
September 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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finding 450 qualified technicians and engineers in the Spring Hill, TN area who have specialized knowledge of a very specific line of South Korean-made factory production equipment should be no problem
Subcontractors are now being asked to prepare contingency plans and hire local crews, given the mass departure of technicians and engineers, the first person said
September 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Naval Station Great Lakes does not have enough bathrooms to accommodate all the federal agents headed to the Chicago area
The ICE ERO Chicago Field Office requires access to portable lavatory and laundry services to accommodate an influx of personnel at the Naval Station Great Lakes for United States Border Patrol. The naval station facilities currently available cannot accommodate the influx of personnel required for enforcement removals operations. The need for the portable facilities is urgent and was required with short notice to meet the operational needs in Chicago. The period of performance is 28 days and does not include any optional periods.
September 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Alice doesn’t judge. But she sees and hears all.
A little black-and-white rat terrier giving an all-knowing look to the camera
September 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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the best criminal masterminds always keep detailed receipts of their crimes
A piece of lined paper with detailed figures written out for how much the suspect paid in Florida for a batch of illegal guns, how much he sold them for in Canada, and the exchange rate between USD and Canadian dollars, for his overall take
September 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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“Anytime is snack time.”
A hand truck in the NYC subway, loaded down with stacks of packaged snacks in boxes A sign on the snack stack that says: “It’s snack time, everyone. It’s snack time. Anytime is snack time.”
August 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Alice does the same for me, insanely glad she’s here
August 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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neighbor of the beast
A snippet of a court filing that centers on non-payment for a construction job at 665 5th Avenue
August 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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When things get tough, I can always depend on Alice liking my jokes
A little rat terrier, smiling maniacally
August 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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'Doug E. Fresh as administrator to the estate of Arlene Knox and Doug E. Fresh as administrator to the estate of Matilda Knox'
Doug E. Fresh is involved in a property dispute in Manhattan A screenshot of a lawsuit in NYS Supreme Court shows the case title: DOUG E. FRESH AS ADMINISTRATOR TO THE ESTATE OF ARLENE KNOX AND DOUG E. FRESH AS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE ESTATE OF ANNA MATILDA KNOX
August 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Very precise rendering of Obama, though
“Obrack Ofuane,” an AI hallucination of Barack Obama
August 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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a week ago yesterday
August 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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The NYC subway, where anarchy rules and terrified office workers are lucky to get to their destinations alive
A rush hour NYC subway car, with commuters sitting calmly in the pleasant air-conditioning while being whisked safely to work way faster than a car could get them there
July 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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my neighbor Griselda
A white French bulldog named Griselda
July 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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weird, i was told that gas is now under two bucks a gallon
A sign at a Mobil gas station displaying prices from $5.39 a gallon for regular to $6.39 a gallon for premium
July 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM