Justin Scaife
@justinscaife.bsky.social
I doubt I'll be any better at this than I was at Twitter, but it's worth a shot
President Trump reinstitutes the draft so Penn State can have a coach
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
President Trump reinstitutes the draft so Penn State can have a coach
Yeah though it's nice when it works out with the schedule that it's the Thanksgiving Teams
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Yeah though it's nice when it works out with the schedule that it's the Thanksgiving Teams
Yes, and it was a mistake to give those two guys as much time as we did. We should try to do better this time.
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Yes, and it was a mistake to give those two guys as much time as we did. We should try to do better this time.
Also that's a big "if". Not every QB gets better. There are plenty of Justin Fields out there too.
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Also that's a big "if". Not every QB gets better. There are plenty of Justin Fields out there too.
Young reached middle of the pack in his third year as a starter. So if McCarthy follows the same trajectory we'd expect him to be around the 5th worst QB next year, then middle of the pack in 2027.
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Young reached middle of the pack in his third year as a starter. So if McCarthy follows the same trajectory we'd expect him to be around the 5th worst QB next year, then middle of the pack in 2027.
I'm just terrified that the Vikings will bring McCarthy back for 2026, he'll be the 27th best QB in the league instead of the 32nd, and they'll drag their feet on 3-4 years of bad QB play before they realize he'll never be what they actually need
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm just terrified that the Vikings will bring McCarthy back for 2026, he'll be the 27th best QB in the league instead of the 32nd, and they'll drag their feet on 3-4 years of bad QB play before they realize he'll never be what they actually need
Young feels like a cautionary tale for McCarthy. He was so terrible early on that simply being a slightly below average QB feels like major progress. So the team tricks themselves into sticking with a bad QB far longer than they should.
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Young feels like a cautionary tale for McCarthy. He was so terrible early on that simply being a slightly below average QB feels like major progress. So the team tricks themselves into sticking with a bad QB far longer than they should.
Had this thought before about the tennis court in Dubai
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Had this thought before about the tennis court in Dubai
The video series they did was great. Some of my favorites:
"Anonymous hero donates 200 human kidneys to local hospital"
"Supreme Court rules death penalty is 'Totally Badass'"
"Study finds multiple stab wounds may be harmful to monkeys"
"Anonymous hero donates 200 human kidneys to local hospital"
"Supreme Court rules death penalty is 'Totally Badass'"
"Study finds multiple stab wounds may be harmful to monkeys"
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The video series they did was great. Some of my favorites:
"Anonymous hero donates 200 human kidneys to local hospital"
"Supreme Court rules death penalty is 'Totally Badass'"
"Study finds multiple stab wounds may be harmful to monkeys"
"Anonymous hero donates 200 human kidneys to local hospital"
"Supreme Court rules death penalty is 'Totally Badass'"
"Study finds multiple stab wounds may be harmful to monkeys"
His personal info on the team website is very too the point
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
His personal info on the team website is very too the point
2010 is a little weird because there was that interim boost from Frazier. Started the year 3-7, finished 6-10.
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
2010 is a little weird because there was that interim boost from Frazier. Started the year 3-7, finished 6-10.
I'm definitely planning to run out to Crumbl later. Need to finance Penn State's ruin.
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm definitely planning to run out to Crumbl later. Need to finance Penn State's ruin.
The crazy thing is he did this to himself. No one made him say, "I've discovered a brand new way to kick a field goal"
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The crazy thing is he did this to himself. No one made him say, "I've discovered a brand new way to kick a field goal"
What stock should I invest in?
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
What stock should I invest in?
Okay but even if you limit it to "nonconference opponents from a powe conference played in September" their winning percentage over that time is 67%
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Okay but even if you limit it to "nonconference opponents from a powe conference played in September" their winning percentage over that time is 67%
Has to be Samuel L Jackson. A massive library that includes massive blockbusters (Star Wars, Marvel, Pixar), a huge chunk of Spike Lee and Quentin Tarantino's libraries, and also arguably the best movies of both Scorcese and Spielberg
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Has to be Samuel L Jackson. A massive library that includes massive blockbusters (Star Wars, Marvel, Pixar), a huge chunk of Spike Lee and Quentin Tarantino's libraries, and also arguably the best movies of both Scorcese and Spielberg
If the journey starts with you tripping over your own feet, falling flat on your face, and impaling yourself on a pencil, you'd probably be justified to just call off the journey. Even if it gets better from here, it's still going to suck.
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If the journey starts with you tripping over your own feet, falling flat on your face, and impaling yourself on a pencil, you'd probably be justified to just call off the journey. Even if it gets better from here, it's still going to suck.
At this point why bother? Anyone you hire is just going to piss off the fans. Better to just avoid that whole storyline. Drift into next year without a coach and no one will even notice.
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
At this point why bother? Anyone you hire is just going to piss off the fans. Better to just avoid that whole storyline. Drift into next year without a coach and no one will even notice.
They also really wanted Drake Maye
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They also really wanted Drake Maye
A good thing to understand as a football fan is that "it can't get worse than this" is incorrect 100% of the time
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A good thing to understand as a football fan is that "it can't get worse than this" is incorrect 100% of the time
Okay but you can't blame them for not remembering. It's been a whole two years since the last time we did this with Jaren Hall.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Okay but you can't blame them for not remembering. It's been a whole two years since the last time we did this with Jaren Hall.
Okay but the high when you're an offensive player and it actually works is like nothing else. The Steelers literally won a game on it last year, and I've seen actual game winning TDs celebrated with less exuberance
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Okay but the high when you're an offensive player and it actually works is like nothing else. The Steelers literally won a game on it last year, and I've seen actual game winning TDs celebrated with less exuberance