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Mister J
@justintotino.bsky.social
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Amateur entertainer. Professional fanboy.

Understand that the relaxed, calm exterior is disguising a maelstrom of concerns and ambitions.
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A few years ago when I was first diagnosed with my condition and eating very little, it helped me rediscover the satisfaction of toast with a bit of butter.
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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7 December

🎮 HOME ALONE: THE HOLIDAY HEIST (2012) 🎮

This is not great but it's not totally terrible. It got some laughs out of me.

My @letterboxd.social review: boxd.it/bYIvan

📽️ #filmsky #film #moviesky #movies #cinema #Christmas #HomeAlone #TheHolidayHeist
A review of Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012)
This is not great but it's not totally terrible. I think our family cast of siblings Finn (Christian Martyn) and Alexis (Jodelle Ferland), and mom Cather (Ellie Harvie) and dad Curtis (Doug Murray) al...
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December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
justintotino.bsky.social
7 December

💸 HOME ALONE 4: TAKING BACK THE HOUSE (2002) 💸

The absolute fucking NERVE of this movie.

My @letterboxd.social review: boxd.it/bYGccP

📽️ #filmsky #film #moviesky #movies #cinema #Christmas #HomeAlone #HomeAlone4
A review of Home Alone 4 (2002)
I saw this only once before, back in 2002 when it first appeared on TV. Is it good? Not really. But the fact that they had the absolute gall to try to say this is the same McCallister family, let alon...
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December 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
justintotino.bsky.social
7 December

🏎️ HOME ALONE 3 (1997) 🏎️

While not as classic as the original two films, I’m still quite fond of this third entry.

My @letterboxd.social review: boxd.it/bYvAQR

📽️ #filmsky #film #moviesky #movies #cinema #Christmas #HomeAlone #HomeAlone3
A review of Home Alone 3 (1997)
While not as classic as the original two films, I’m still quite fond of this third entry. I used to watch it just as often as the first two films, typically watching all three on VHS at back-to-back-t...
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December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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6 December

Donald Trump and Rob Schneider jump scares.

🗽 HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK (1992) 🗽

My @letterboxd.social review: boxd.it/bYqYuF

📽️ #filmsky #film #moviesky #movies #cinema #Christmas #JohnHughes #MacaulayCulkin #JoePesci #DanielStern #HomeAlone #HomeAlone2 #LostInNewYork
A review of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
You better not wreck my trip, you little sour puss, your dad's paying good money for it. Oh, wouldn't wanna spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate. Yeah, no, Kevin (Macaulay Culkin)’s family really sucks, hah...
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December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
justintotino.bsky.social
6 December

🏠 HOME ALONE (1990) 🏠

Kevin's family sucks, dude, haha.

My @letterboxd.social review: boxd.it/bYqnjl

📽️ #filmsky #film #moviesky #movies #cinema #Christmas #JohnHughes #MacaulayCulkin #JoePesci #DanielStern #HomeAlone
A review of Home Alone (1990)
All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage. Yeah, Kevin (Macaulay Culkin)‘s a bit of a brat, sure. But he’s a product of his environment and his family sucks, dude, for real, haha. Brilliant fil...
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December 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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5 December

🟡 THE LOST CHAPTER: YUKI'S REVENGE (2025) 🟡

Played after KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR (2006)

My @letterboxd.social review: boxd.it/bYnBLH

📽️ #filmsky #film #cinema #QuentinTarantino #UmaThurman #KillBill #Fortnite #TheLostChapter #YukisRevenge
A review of The Lost Chapter: Yuki's Revenge (2025)
Played after Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (2025), which I did not review for but I did work on a write up about something I saw at the cinema that brought a smile to my face. You can read my ini...
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December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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5 December

This is not a review. This is a diary entry of my observations at the cinema while going to see...

🩸 KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR (2006) 🩸

My @letterboxd.social write up: boxd.it/bYb905

📽️ #filmsky #film #cinema #QuentinTarantino #UmaThurman #KillBill #TheWholeBloodyAffair
A review of Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (2006)
This is not a review of Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair. This is a diary entry of my observations at the cinema while going to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair. I need Japanese steel. Why do ...
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December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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a teenage mutant ninja turtle is holding a slice of pizza in his hands
ALT: a teenage mutant ninja turtle is holding a slice of pizza in his hands
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December 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Hell yeah, dude. Waiting on mine to arrive. Hopefully this week!
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My Christmas marathon is just getting started! #LastFourWatched

🏙️ DIE HARD (1988): boxd.it/bVkNgD

🤖 CHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS (2022): boxd.it/bW3QaN

🍸 A VERY MURRAY CHRISTMAS (2015): boxd.it/bWbscV

🎤 A NONSENSE CHRISTMAS WITH SABRINA CARPENTER (2024): boxd.it/bWvCIn
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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5 December

🎤 A NONSENSE CHRISTMAS WITH SABRINA CARPENTER (2024) 🎤

Much like A VERY MURRAY CHRISTMAS (2015), this is amusing, the songs are well performed but I don’t think I’d rewatch it.

My @letterboxd.social review: boxd.it/bWvCIn

📽️ #filmsky #Letterboxd #Netflix #SabrinaCarpenter #Christmas
A review of A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter (2024)
…but instead you’re here: half-watching a big screen while scrolling social media on a smaller screen. Joke’s on you, Carpenter. When I’m watching something I’ve never seen before I’m phone down and l...
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December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
justintotino.bsky.social
4 December

🍸 A VERY MURRAY CHRISTMAS (2015) 🍸

Not what I was expecting and I don’t think I’d ever watch it again, but the music was well performed.

My @letterboxd.social review: boxd.it/bWbscV

📽️ #filmsky #Netflix #BillMurrary #Christmas
A review of A Very Murray Christmas (2015)
See you at the next one, Bill. Not if there’s a god above. Review. Starts out a little dry and awkward, which is normal for a deadpan Bill Murray performance when it’s on purpose and comedy gold, howe...
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December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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3 December

🪓 CHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS (2022) 🪓

Terminator in a Santa suit! I had a lot of fun with this one. Excellent lighting and original score by Steve Moore.

My @letterboxd.social review: boxd.it/bW3QaN

📽️ #filmsky #film #horrorsky #horror #cinema #Letterboxd #Christmas #ChristmasMovie
A review of Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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2 December

🏙️ DIE HARD (1988) 🏙️

It’s a Christmas movie, dammit.

My @letterboxd.social view: boxd.it/bVkNgD

📽️ #filmsky #film #moviesky #cinema #Letterboxd #Christmas #ChristmasMovie #DieHard
A review of Die Hard (1988)
Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho. - Set at Christmas. - Has a happy ending. - Snows at the end of the film. - Christmas music throughout. - About a man trying to reunite with his family over the hol...
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December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Can’t forget the OG.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Finally, a reason to travel to France.
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM