justintoxicated.bsky.social
@justintoxicated.bsky.social
Well it's a new year and Trump still sucks and the world is on fire but at least I can sit back, relax, and enjoy our family vacation in Puerto Rico...

Wait, whats that?
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Sounds like he's going to have to return his Nabisco Original Saltines Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Vanilla Ice playing Ice Ice Baby at Mar-a-Lago while a bunch of weird old white people dance badly is about as "these people" as these people can these people.
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM