Justin Ware
@justinware.bsky.social
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Screenwriter, Dad of Eowyn the human and Cholula the dog, Founder/Co-CEO of Find Familiar Spirits and https://questsendwhiskey.com/ and www.macabrespirits.com
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Even in down years (or what qualified for down years then) Wisconsin always seemingly had first or second round OL and second or third round RBs that were fun to watch plus the occasionally draftable TE or LB or CB. Last year was what, 2 players in the 7th? Woof.
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So you've hit your...

...limit

*dodges thrown lawn chair*
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Charna loved her though
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Spelling Bee had a chance for a glorious 13-letter triumph with the very real word FANCIFICATION and it didn't include it? Thousands of word nerds are shaking their heads sadly
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The meeting of the generals was like watching a middle school theater production being put on in front of Broadway actors, and the Broadway actors are being told to emulate the middle schoolers
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People like to compare this current moment to Idiocracy, but that isn't really fair. President Camacho actually cared what was happening to his constituents
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If I never again see the Packers throw that lateral pass to WRs near the sideline, it will be too soon
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I was lying in our backyard looking at clouds a few weeks ago with Wynnie because you do that with 6 year olds and she said "clouds are really good artists" and I honestly teared up a little
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Wow I didn't there was *anywhere* that screened in Vistavision. Can't wait to hear how it looks!
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If Taylor Swift is out, maybe we can finally get the Super Bowl halftime show America needs: Weird Al and the Muppets
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Props to Sarah McLachlan for picking the best night possible to go on Jimmy Kimmel
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I'm so jealous of you getting to watch this show for the first time
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One of the underappreciated reasons for the rise in these weird incel communities IMO. Third spaces are all disappearing or expensive or exclusive, but online rage is free and open to all
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People make fun of Disney adults but you gotta admire how scared the company is of them, to the point they'd rather piss off the President of the United States than Bob and Molly from Ypsilanti who take annual Disney cruises
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He did a game-winning drive yesterday! Or at least it should have been
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Most embarrassing loss of the LaFleur era?
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Jordan Love has made some boneheaded decisions today.
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I still like it but it's pretty clear the obscure threshold is arbitrary and the list is surprisingly geriatric, but maybe that's just hanging out at the New York Times where people talk more about mimeos and minicams than Zaddies
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Not in word list? Okay Spelling Bee-oomer
Zaddy! Come on!
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For a second I thought that was Alan Arkin