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Maybe she looks really good
In them?
In them?
January 28, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Maybe she looks really good
In them?
In them?
::double-checking my copy of the Constitution:: yup he’s right, it does not say that.
January 26, 2026 at 1:07 AM
::double-checking my copy of the Constitution:: yup he’s right, it does not say that.
He almost got how emails work. Bless his heart.
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
He almost got how emails work. Bless his heart.
You mean the ship that was made obsolete by the advent of the aircraft carrier back in WW2?
December 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You mean the ship that was made obsolete by the advent of the aircraft carrier back in WW2?
I am happy to report I have dove to the depths of the Atlantic and managed to hail the Captain for a word. He says, and I quote, “blrb blrb blrb…” and then we were cut off by a territorial octopus. Back to you in the studio.
December 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I am happy to report I have dove to the depths of the Atlantic and managed to hail the Captain for a word. He says, and I quote, “blrb blrb blrb…” and then we were cut off by a territorial octopus. Back to you in the studio.
I summoned Thomas Jefferson via seance, he’d like a word with you about this “Christian nation” BS. He said to tell you. “No. Never. Stop saying that. Read a book, learn some history.” What’s that Tom (he said I can call him Tom), he suggests the Treaty of Tripoli.
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I summoned Thomas Jefferson via seance, he’d like a word with you about this “Christian nation” BS. He said to tell you. “No. Never. Stop saying that. Read a book, learn some history.” What’s that Tom (he said I can call him Tom), he suggests the Treaty of Tripoli.
If you hold it up to the light you can see through the redactions. Not true but for a second you did think it was possible with this “administration.”
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If you hold it up to the light you can see through the redactions. Not true but for a second you did think it was possible with this “administration.”
100% agree. Prices never go back down once a company finds out people will pay that price.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
100% agree. Prices never go back down once a company finds out people will pay that price.
If he works 21 hours a day it would explain why he sleeps during those three hours cabinet meetings? Now i know why he makes them 3 hours long.
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If he works 21 hours a day it would explain why he sleeps during those three hours cabinet meetings? Now i know why he makes them 3 hours long.
That was the worst effort by team desperate to play another game. 1-14 from your top 3 players. Watching every fastball down the middle of the plate. Dumb base running all series. They need a complete offensive makeover
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
That was the worst effort by team desperate to play another game. 1-14 from your top 3 players. Watching every fastball down the middle of the plate. Dumb base running all series. They need a complete offensive makeover
He wouldn’t be doing his
job if he wasn’t out there in his mascara lying about something. I liked it when we had VPs who we never saw or heard from.
job if he wasn’t out there in his mascara lying about something. I liked it when we had VPs who we never saw or heard from.
September 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
He wouldn’t be doing his
job if he wasn’t out there in his mascara lying about something. I liked it when we had VPs who we never saw or heard from.
job if he wasn’t out there in his mascara lying about something. I liked it when we had VPs who we never saw or heard from.
That’s why you need to make watching it a drinking game. By the end you won’t care what they are saying
August 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
That’s why you need to make watching it a drinking game. By the end you won’t care what they are saying
Why is she in a bulletproof vest in a car? Is it cosplay day again already? Does she know Alligators don’t shoot bullets?
July 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Why is she in a bulletproof vest in a car? Is it cosplay day again already? Does she know Alligators don’t shoot bullets?
Wouldn’t you give anything to have the chance to respond to the group chat after they said all of this, “New phone, who’s this?”
March 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Wouldn’t you give anything to have the chance to respond to the group chat after they said all of this, “New phone, who’s this?”
I would love to make tonight a drinking game for every time he tells a falsehood but, I have to work tomorrow and can’t afford to drink that much. Plus i don’t think the human body can survive the onslaught of alcohol it would have to absorb
March 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I would love to make tonight a drinking game for every time he tells a falsehood but, I have to work tomorrow and can’t afford to drink that much. Plus i don’t think the human body can survive the onslaught of alcohol it would have to absorb
Absolutely a fair and true point
March 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Absolutely a fair and true point
I heard President Biden was gonna be there.
March 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I heard President Biden was gonna be there.
I would love to make tonight a drinking game for every time he tells a falsehood but, I have to work tomorrow and can’t afford to drink that much
March 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I would love to make tonight a drinking game for every time he tells a falsehood but, I have to work tomorrow and can’t afford to drink that much
Looks like the ‘76ers defense tonight
February 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Looks like the ‘76ers defense tonight