Jess
@justjessjames.bsky.social
I‘m a disaster, but at least I‘m fun. 🤷♀️
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January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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I had a meltdown tonight after, for the third night in a row, any time I tried to actually finish my homework everyone on earth needed me for stupid shit.
Now we have big boundaries and a focus scheduled on my phone, because fucking nope.
Now we have big boundaries and a focus scheduled on my phone, because fucking nope.
January 8, 2026 at 10:38 AM
I had a meltdown tonight after, for the third night in a row, any time I tried to actually finish my homework everyone on earth needed me for stupid shit.
Now we have big boundaries and a focus scheduled on my phone, because fucking nope.
Now we have big boundaries and a focus scheduled on my phone, because fucking nope.
Started therapy again today, a week after I really needed to.
Sent my friend the journal entry for my therapist explaining what my mental health is like to someone who hasn’t experienced it, and she referred to it as „beautifully and tragically written.“
I’m very broken, y‘all.
Sent my friend the journal entry for my therapist explaining what my mental health is like to someone who hasn’t experienced it, and she referred to it as „beautifully and tragically written.“
I’m very broken, y‘all.
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Started therapy again today, a week after I really needed to.
Sent my friend the journal entry for my therapist explaining what my mental health is like to someone who hasn’t experienced it, and she referred to it as „beautifully and tragically written.“
I’m very broken, y‘all.
Sent my friend the journal entry for my therapist explaining what my mental health is like to someone who hasn’t experienced it, and she referred to it as „beautifully and tragically written.“
I’m very broken, y‘all.
Two rounds with a follow-up of bottled water, chicken tenders, wedges, and ranch delivered to my bed?
I think it‘s safe to say I‘m spoiled.
I think it‘s safe to say I‘m spoiled.
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Two rounds with a follow-up of bottled water, chicken tenders, wedges, and ranch delivered to my bed?
I think it‘s safe to say I‘m spoiled.
I think it‘s safe to say I‘m spoiled.
Woke up to my guy vehemently „uh-uh“-ing repeatedly in his sleep.
I rolled over and wrapped around him and he clung to my arm and snuggled in close, and it feels so good to know I feel like safety even in his sleep.
I‘m awake as shit now, hours early, but I don’t even care. He‘s worth it.
I rolled over and wrapped around him and he clung to my arm and snuggled in close, and it feels so good to know I feel like safety even in his sleep.
I‘m awake as shit now, hours early, but I don’t even care. He‘s worth it.
December 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Woke up to my guy vehemently „uh-uh“-ing repeatedly in his sleep.
I rolled over and wrapped around him and he clung to my arm and snuggled in close, and it feels so good to know I feel like safety even in his sleep.
I‘m awake as shit now, hours early, but I don’t even care. He‘s worth it.
I rolled over and wrapped around him and he clung to my arm and snuggled in close, and it feels so good to know I feel like safety even in his sleep.
I‘m awake as shit now, hours early, but I don’t even care. He‘s worth it.
I‘m starting school next month.
In the mean time, I‘m teaching myself the programming languages and software I need.
It‘s been a lot of fun.
In the mean time, I‘m teaching myself the programming languages and software I need.
It‘s been a lot of fun.
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I‘m starting school next month.
In the mean time, I‘m teaching myself the programming languages and software I need.
It‘s been a lot of fun.
In the mean time, I‘m teaching myself the programming languages and software I need.
It‘s been a lot of fun.
Rex insisted it wasn’t going to rain. I assured him it would about 9. I missed by about 20 minutes with my estimate and am now a drown rat from my walk. 😂
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Rex insisted it wasn’t going to rain. I assured him it would about 9. I missed by about 20 minutes with my estimate and am now a drown rat from my walk. 😂
Ended up being 8 1/2 hours for the tow truck - towing another truck - to come rescue me.
Top Gun Towing & Transport are amazing, btw. Very communicative. Very honest about their times. Very friendly.
My Uber driver was a fucking saint and got a 50% tip on a 30 mile drive.
Now cuddles, and sleep.
Top Gun Towing & Transport are amazing, btw. Very communicative. Very honest about their times. Very friendly.
My Uber driver was a fucking saint and got a 50% tip on a 30 mile drive.
Now cuddles, and sleep.
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Ended up being 8 1/2 hours for the tow truck - towing another truck - to come rescue me.
Top Gun Towing & Transport are amazing, btw. Very communicative. Very honest about their times. Very friendly.
My Uber driver was a fucking saint and got a 50% tip on a 30 mile drive.
Now cuddles, and sleep.
Top Gun Towing & Transport are amazing, btw. Very communicative. Very honest about their times. Very friendly.
My Uber driver was a fucking saint and got a 50% tip on a 30 mile drive.
Now cuddles, and sleep.
While I spend 8 hours on the side of I-10, 30 miles from home, I can’t help but be absolutely livid at AAA for letting me sit for an hour before they even actually filed my request for a tow - followed by repeated “just calling to tell you you’re stuck for hours” calls.
October 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
While I spend 8 hours on the side of I-10, 30 miles from home, I can’t help but be absolutely livid at AAA for letting me sit for an hour before they even actually filed my request for a tow - followed by repeated “just calling to tell you you’re stuck for hours” calls.
Sometimes you get the chance to learn new things about people.
Like today, I learned T is an outside vomiter when given that as an option.
Like today, I learned T is an outside vomiter when given that as an option.
October 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sometimes you get the chance to learn new things about people.
Like today, I learned T is an outside vomiter when given that as an option.
Like today, I learned T is an outside vomiter when given that as an option.
Me: I‘m probably going to need you to touch my ass aggressively later.
T: Okay. -pause- What?
Me: Yeah, I have a cramp in my left ass cheek. If it doesn’t go away I might need you to get a little rough with it. Like bury your elbow in it.
This is the magic that keeps relationships alive, I guess.
T: Okay. -pause- What?
Me: Yeah, I have a cramp in my left ass cheek. If it doesn’t go away I might need you to get a little rough with it. Like bury your elbow in it.
This is the magic that keeps relationships alive, I guess.
September 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Me: I‘m probably going to need you to touch my ass aggressively later.
T: Okay. -pause- What?
Me: Yeah, I have a cramp in my left ass cheek. If it doesn’t go away I might need you to get a little rough with it. Like bury your elbow in it.
This is the magic that keeps relationships alive, I guess.
T: Okay. -pause- What?
Me: Yeah, I have a cramp in my left ass cheek. If it doesn’t go away I might need you to get a little rough with it. Like bury your elbow in it.
This is the magic that keeps relationships alive, I guess.
My friend’s husband printed this guy and several friends for me.
Legitimately carried him in everywhere with me and excitedly showed him off.
Legitimately carried him in everywhere with me and excitedly showed him off.
September 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My friend’s husband printed this guy and several friends for me.
Legitimately carried him in everywhere with me and excitedly showed him off.
Legitimately carried him in everywhere with me and excitedly showed him off.
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Well… if “the Autism Wars” are going to start back up again, I will be joining in on the side of Autism (and Autistic People). ⚔️🏹🧨💣
September 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Well… if “the Autism Wars” are going to start back up again, I will be joining in on the side of Autism (and Autistic People). ⚔️🏹🧨💣
I‘m glad I‘m a safe place for my people, and his people, and that mostly they’re just becoming our people.
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I‘m glad I‘m a safe place for my people, and his people, and that mostly they’re just becoming our people.
“We can set the money aside now. We can try IVF. I want a baby with you.”
If that isn’t love, I don’t know what is.
If that isn’t love, I don’t know what is.
September 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“We can set the money aside now. We can try IVF. I want a baby with you.”
If that isn’t love, I don’t know what is.
If that isn’t love, I don’t know what is.
Maybe the beast drunknthing I’ve every written: 😂
September 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Maybe the beast drunknthing I’ve every written: 😂
Holy fuci I’m drink. Drink. Drunk.
FourLoko does indeewd notnfick aeound.
And autocorrect only kinsa helpszz as.
Hi it’s Terrance I’m kinda drunk too wash You marsupials please 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
FourLoko does indeewd notnfick aeound.
And autocorrect only kinsa helpszz as.
Hi it’s Terrance I’m kinda drunk too wash You marsupials please 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
September 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Holy fuci I’m drink. Drink. Drunk.
FourLoko does indeewd notnfick aeound.
And autocorrect only kinsa helpszz as.
Hi it’s Terrance I’m kinda drunk too wash You marsupials please 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
FourLoko does indeewd notnfick aeound.
And autocorrect only kinsa helpszz as.
Hi it’s Terrance I’m kinda drunk too wash You marsupials please 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
“You look good with ravaged hair” is 1000% the compliment I didn’t know I needed.
August 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“You look good with ravaged hair” is 1000% the compliment I didn’t know I needed.
What is love, if not your man‘s friends calling you in a crisis and waking you up instead of your man, and then getting to tease him about stealing his friends?
August 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What is love, if not your man‘s friends calling you in a crisis and waking you up instead of your man, and then getting to tease him about stealing his friends?
Hormones are bullshit and my brain chemistry sucks.
You know, in case you were curious.
You know, in case you were curious.
August 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Hormones are bullshit and my brain chemistry sucks.
You know, in case you were curious.
You know, in case you were curious.
He said yes.
My brain decided he said yes not because he wanted to but because he doesn’t mind the idea.
I‘m gonna fix that after he brings us our 3:30am snacks. 😂 So glad I have a man who will make us food and I can just be like „hey my brains being a dick and says x“ to, and he‘ll fix it.
My brain decided he said yes not because he wanted to but because he doesn’t mind the idea.
I‘m gonna fix that after he brings us our 3:30am snacks. 😂 So glad I have a man who will make us food and I can just be like „hey my brains being a dick and says x“ to, and he‘ll fix it.
August 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
He said yes.
My brain decided he said yes not because he wanted to but because he doesn’t mind the idea.
I‘m gonna fix that after he brings us our 3:30am snacks. 😂 So glad I have a man who will make us food and I can just be like „hey my brains being a dick and says x“ to, and he‘ll fix it.
My brain decided he said yes not because he wanted to but because he doesn’t mind the idea.
I‘m gonna fix that after he brings us our 3:30am snacks. 😂 So glad I have a man who will make us food and I can just be like „hey my brains being a dick and says x“ to, and he‘ll fix it.
In the next 15 hours, I‘ll be giving him this ring and asking him to marry me.
August 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
In the next 15 hours, I‘ll be giving him this ring and asking him to marry me.
Wednesday, his ring gets here. 12 days earlier than expected.
Saturday, I get to play the best game of Magic in my life, in which I get to play a custom 1-cost artifact and then propose when I tap it.
I hope he says yes, but understand it’s not *me* if he says no.
Saturday, I get to play the best game of Magic in my life, in which I get to play a custom 1-cost artifact and then propose when I tap it.
I hope he says yes, but understand it’s not *me* if he says no.
August 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Wednesday, his ring gets here. 12 days earlier than expected.
Saturday, I get to play the best game of Magic in my life, in which I get to play a custom 1-cost artifact and then propose when I tap it.
I hope he says yes, but understand it’s not *me* if he says no.
Saturday, I get to play the best game of Magic in my life, in which I get to play a custom 1-cost artifact and then propose when I tap it.
I hope he says yes, but understand it’s not *me* if he says no.
My friends moved yesterday.
I’m sad.
I’m sad.
July 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My friends moved yesterday.
I’m sad.
I’m sad.
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