Jodie May Sampson🏳️⚧️🌈
@justjodiemay.bsky.social
British Trans person. Recovering Haribo addict. Current Cava sponge. Countdown is now on to getting the fuck out of Dodge Island before the gammon take over. Apropos of nothing, I'm currently learning Python Coding and Spanish.
Corrected the picture for them. #FuckReform
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Corrected the picture for them. #FuckReform
I have an amazing pair of pleaser heels with a pistol barrel heel. The PU fake leather straps perished/stretched. Became loose and unsafe to wear. Not willing to part with them, I got some leather supplies and fixed them up. The rose pattern is a new touch over a plain black platform too. 👠😁 #skills
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have an amazing pair of pleaser heels with a pistol barrel heel. The PU fake leather straps perished/stretched. Became loose and unsafe to wear. Not willing to part with them, I got some leather supplies and fixed them up. The rose pattern is a new touch over a plain black platform too. 👠😁 #skills
It's a bit breezy here today but still warm and sunny. Enjoy the break.
September 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
It's a bit breezy here today but still warm and sunny. Enjoy the break.
September 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It's simply not worth traveling on a bank holiday weekend in the UK. It's always something. #UK #BankHoliday #Caravans
August 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It's simply not worth traveling on a bank holiday weekend in the UK. It's always something. #UK #BankHoliday #Caravans
Holidaying in the UK is unaffordable. West Mids Safari Park's new lodges. 4 bed for three nights next April. And I thought centerparcs were bad.
August 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Holidaying in the UK is unaffordable. West Mids Safari Park's new lodges. 4 bed for three nights next April. And I thought centerparcs were bad.
The constituencies.
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The constituencies.
Here you go, fixed it for you.
July 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Here you go, fixed it for you.
My wife just came home with this absolutely gorgeous shimmery silver Quiz dress that she got for £5.99 from a charity shop, and proudly displayed it to me.
I'd put it in a charity clothes bag a few months ago when I was having a clear out.
Apparently this is my fault. 🧐
I'd put it in a charity clothes bag a few months ago when I was having a clear out.
Apparently this is my fault. 🧐
July 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
My wife just came home with this absolutely gorgeous shimmery silver Quiz dress that she got for £5.99 from a charity shop, and proudly displayed it to me.
I'd put it in a charity clothes bag a few months ago when I was having a clear out.
Apparently this is my fault. 🧐
I'd put it in a charity clothes bag a few months ago when I was having a clear out.
Apparently this is my fault. 🧐
Behold, our gardens one and only courgette. Growing larger by the day, and frankly I believe it's saying to the other plants "Call me Daddy" whilst simultaneously mocking me with it's phallic energy. #ShreksWilly
July 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Behold, our gardens one and only courgette. Growing larger by the day, and frankly I believe it's saying to the other plants "Call me Daddy" whilst simultaneously mocking me with it's phallic energy. #ShreksWilly
For all those suffering this week who feel my pain. I don't care how comfy your fucking mattress is if I can't physically sleep because of your greenhouse roofs. #ClimateChange #Humour
July 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
For all those suffering this week who feel my pain. I don't care how comfy your fucking mattress is if I can't physically sleep because of your greenhouse roofs. #ClimateChange #Humour
I hear ya, tired little soldiers. X,
June 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I hear ya, tired little soldiers. X,
This week has been...
June 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This week has been...
I'm learning to code in Python using @realpython.com Python Basics book. And as a first, I just completed 2 review exercises and a challenge without anything more than missed closed bracket! It might not be elegant yet, but I'm rather chuffed!😁
June 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm learning to code in Python using @realpython.com Python Basics book. And as a first, I just completed 2 review exercises and a challenge without anything more than missed closed bracket! It might not be elegant yet, but I'm rather chuffed!😁
Sometimes I slate it for it's cheesyness and decay, but I love coming here as I have to admit it has its moments. #Blackpool
June 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sometimes I slate it for it's cheesyness and decay, but I love coming here as I have to admit it has its moments. #Blackpool
This global warming has gone too far. I came to Paris only to find they all speak funny and it's now in danger of falling into the sea. #ClimateCrisis #Gretawasright
June 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
This global warming has gone too far. I came to Paris only to find they all speak funny and it's now in danger of falling into the sea. #ClimateCrisis #Gretawasright
I can't see this prick or his followers on my feeds, because I know how to use moderation tools. I block anyone/posts with their four letter catchphrase in the profile,post body, alt or #. I cannot see his profile and I haven't blocked him individually. Block smart. Details in alt text on picture.
June 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I can't see this prick or his followers on my feeds, because I know how to use moderation tools. I block anyone/posts with their four letter catchphrase in the profile,post body, alt or #. I cannot see his profile and I haven't blocked him individually. Block smart. Details in alt text on picture.
Some very British graffiti in Tesco loos. None of this "Call 077xx xxxxx for a blowjob" or "West Ham R gay" nonsense. It's "I'm going to passive-aggressively circle the improper use of apostrophes in this notice. Dear god does nobody proof read in broken Britain anymore!"🤬 #BrokenBritain #UK
June 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Some very British graffiti in Tesco loos. None of this "Call 077xx xxxxx for a blowjob" or "West Ham R gay" nonsense. It's "I'm going to passive-aggressively circle the improper use of apostrophes in this notice. Dear god does nobody proof read in broken Britain anymore!"🤬 #BrokenBritain #UK
I think that one of the culprits may be called Jason.
May 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I think that one of the culprits may be called Jason.
Burton on Trent, the soap opera that keeps on giving. #JusticeforArchie
April 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Burton on Trent, the soap opera that keeps on giving. #JusticeforArchie
My friend Chris died on Friday in Spain from cancer. Tracy his wife has to say goodbye again today, along with his biker chapter in procession. When I met him and her I never felt judged, and they didn't just make polite but awkward conversation. We just got on.
April 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My friend Chris died on Friday in Spain from cancer. Tracy his wife has to say goodbye again today, along with his biker chapter in procession. When I met him and her I never felt judged, and they didn't just make polite but awkward conversation. We just got on.
Taffy the Chi luvs da KFC #chihuahua #monday
April 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Taffy the Chi luvs da KFC #chihuahua #monday