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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 1h

See also:
The Brides of Dracula from Van Helsing (2004)

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 1h

Fucking hell.

I'm a bloke and looking at these guys made my vagina dry up and seal itself shut.

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 1h

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 2h

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 3h

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 3h

Post a hot vampire! 🩸🦇

IMO… Monica Bellucci from ‘Bram Stoker's Dracula’ 🖤

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 6h

May I also recommend Fight Club. Pretty solid film, elevated by a spectacular scene of Jared Leto getting punched in the fucking mouth.

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 8h

Holidays end soon, thankfully.

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 10h

🎵Eighteen naked cowboys, in the showers at Raptor Ranch🎵

Worst Movies Ever @worstmovies.bsky.social · 11h

Raptor Ranch (2013)
TMDB score 41%

A group of young people stuck in the small Texas town of Fossil Ridge have to fight for their lives against dinosaurs that have been reanimated by a local scientist.

#movies #moviesky #badmovies

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 11h

Turns out they tried to do a version in Australia that only got to the Pilot stage back in '89.

Apparently, since about 2010 the people who made Night At The Museum were trying to get a film version off the ground too.

Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 11h

I'm definitely gonna have to make my kids watch it and see what they think.

I'm amazed I never saw it. Really feels like something that would have been in a programming block with The Goodies when I was younger.

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 11h

Okay. I'm watching an ep of Rentaghost (S6Ep4 Superdobbin) and the Panto Horse getting a parking ticket has me rolling. This is absolutely my vibe.

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 11h

Easily found some Rentaghost... even a channel called Rentaghost Archive. Gonna have to check it out... we'll see if I actually have no memory of it or if it all comes flooding back.

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 11h

Definitely know Round The Twist. It's one that always suprises me how far it reached and that people still talk about it today.

Such a weird mix of surreal, horror and humour.

The ine everyone seems to remember is the "Whirling Derfish" for... obvious reasons 😅🌪🍆

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Just Jonno @justjonno.bsky.social · 11h

In Australia during my childhood we got so much British TV in endless reruns. This one is a complete blindspot. Never even heard of it.

That panto horse, though? Could gave easily starred in The VVItch.