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@justjordie.bsky.social
a not so young ex-lab monkey 🧑🔬 | riffer 🗣️| demystifies research papers for the masses 🧪 | boldly goes where no joke has gone before! 🚀
There’s gotta be life on one of these dots.
December 4, 2024 at 12:47 PM
There’s gotta be life on one of these dots.
If aliens landed tomorrow and asked you to explain humanity with one movie, what are you picking? 🎥👽😂 #CinemaWars #AliensAreWatching
December 4, 2024 at 5:30 AM
If aliens landed tomorrow and asked you to explain humanity with one movie, what are you picking? 🎥👽😂 #CinemaWars #AliensAreWatching
I’m just gonna leave this here.
December 3, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I’m just gonna leave this here.
Yeah but nah but… yeah.
December 3, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Yeah but nah but… yeah.
A pita for women! Finally.
December 3, 2024 at 5:43 PM
A pita for women! Finally.
Do you think aliens would judge us for using forks? Like, they’d probably have advanced food tech, and here we are stabbing stuff and calling it fine dining. 🍴👽✨ #ShowerThoughts #HumansAreWeird
December 3, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Do you think aliens would judge us for using forks? Like, they’d probably have advanced food tech, and here we are stabbing stuff and calling it fine dining. 🍴👽✨ #ShowerThoughts #HumansAreWeird
The particles in your body have been straight-up *vibing* since the Big Bang. You’re literally stardust with Wi-Fi. 13.8 billion years of cosmic drama just for you to be here, sending skeets. 💫✨ #MainCharacterEnergy
December 3, 2024 at 5:30 AM
The particles in your body have been straight-up *vibing* since the Big Bang. You’re literally stardust with Wi-Fi. 13.8 billion years of cosmic drama just for you to be here, sending skeets. 💫✨ #MainCharacterEnergy
Yo, pulsars are the universe’s OG fidget spinners. ✨🌀 These neutron stars spin so steady they’re like space clocks ⏰, and we use their vibes to detect gravitational waves—literal ripples in spacetime. 🌌🔥 Science is wild. #PulsarPower #BigBrainEnergy 🧪
December 3, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Yo, pulsars are the universe’s OG fidget spinners. ✨🌀 These neutron stars spin so steady they’re like space clocks ⏰, and we use their vibes to detect gravitational waves—literal ripples in spacetime. 🌌🔥 Science is wild. #PulsarPower #BigBrainEnergy 🧪
Flat Earth: The world is flat.
Cat Earth: The world is a cat playing with Australia.
Cat Earth: The world is a cat playing with Australia.
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Flat Earth: The world is flat.
Cat Earth: The world is a cat playing with Australia.
Cat Earth: The world is a cat playing with Australia.
Data casually mentioning the Irish unification of 2024 has me like, ‘Wait, we’ve got one month left to make it happen, folks.’ 🇮🇪🤖 Let’s channel that Starfleet energy. Make it so! 🖖✨ #StarTrekPredictions #CountdownToUnity
December 3, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Data casually mentioning the Irish unification of 2024 has me like, ‘Wait, we’ve got one month left to make it happen, folks.’ 🇮🇪🤖 Let’s channel that Starfleet energy. Make it so! 🖖✨ #StarTrekPredictions #CountdownToUnity
Lowkey outsourcing all my posts to this lil queen 👀✨ #SheKnows #ContentManager
December 2, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Lowkey outsourcing all my posts to this lil queen 👀✨ #SheKnows #ContentManager
I mean God just created the universe but @levarburton.bsky.social … created Reading Rainbow. This ranking feels accurate. #FromRoots2TheStars #GratefulFan
December 2, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I mean God just created the universe but @levarburton.bsky.social … created Reading Rainbow. This ranking feels accurate. #FromRoots2TheStars #GratefulFan
Found this gem from my childhood. Honestly, Santa deserved to hear the truth for keeping that naughty list energy. #NoRegrets #DearSanta
December 2, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Found this gem from my childhood. Honestly, Santa deserved to hear the truth for keeping that naughty list energy. #NoRegrets #DearSanta
'Brain rot’ is Oxford’s Word of the Year, and Australia went with ‘enshittification.’ 🧠💩 Clearly, 2024’s vibe is ‘we’re all losing it, but make it academic.’ At this rate, next year’s word will just be ‘scream.’ 🙃✨ #WordOfTheYear #RelatableDecay
December 2, 2024 at 12:20 PM
'Brain rot’ is Oxford’s Word of the Year, and Australia went with ‘enshittification.’ 🧠💩 Clearly, 2024’s vibe is ‘we’re all losing it, but make it academic.’ At this rate, next year’s word will just be ‘scream.’ 🙃✨ #WordOfTheYear #RelatableDecay
What if I told you… the red pill and blue pill are just Skittles, and the real Matrix is capitalism? 🕶️💊
December 2, 2024 at 7:27 AM
What if I told you… the red pill and blue pill are just Skittles, and the real Matrix is capitalism? 🕶️💊
Massive news if legit. 🤯
December 2, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Massive news if legit. 🤯
I can beat that: slap ‘quantum’ onto ‘neural’ and boom—now you’ve got the plot of a sci-fi blockbuster and a research grant. 🤖🔬 #QuantumNeuralDominance
December 2, 2024 at 4:44 AM
I can beat that: slap ‘quantum’ onto ‘neural’ and boom—now you’ve got the plot of a sci-fi blockbuster and a research grant. 🤖🔬 #QuantumNeuralDominance
I believe in science.
December 1, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I believe in science.
Prompt: the world at the atomic level
December 1, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Prompt: the world at the atomic level
Some people carry emotional baggage; I carry a towel. 🛸✨ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy taught me that the universe is absurd, life’s answer is 42, and towels are the ultimate flex. 💪💫 #HitchhikersGuide #NerdLife
December 1, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Some people carry emotional baggage; I carry a towel. 🛸✨ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy taught me that the universe is absurd, life’s answer is 42, and towels are the ultimate flex. 💪💫 #HitchhikersGuide #NerdLife
I used AI to reimagine Star Trek: TOS, and it just looks like two boys staring at funky 60s tech like, ‘Is this a spaceship or a TV?’ 🚀📺✨ Peak retro vibes. #StarTrekReimagined #AIAdventures
December 1, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I used AI to reimagine Star Trek: TOS, and it just looks like two boys staring at funky 60s tech like, ‘Is this a spaceship or a TV?’ 🚀📺✨ Peak retro vibes. #StarTrekReimagined #AIAdventures
Is it me… or is this Drake/Kendrick beef just Newton/Hooke? Drake=Newton: chart-topping, smooth, petty. Kendrick=Hooke: low-key genius, plays the long game. Newton clapped back after Hooke died—waiting on Kendrick’s incoming career-ending diss track. Slim, but still the vibes are there #ScienceBeef
December 1, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Is it me… or is this Drake/Kendrick beef just Newton/Hooke? Drake=Newton: chart-topping, smooth, petty. Kendrick=Hooke: low-key genius, plays the long game. Newton clapped back after Hooke died—waiting on Kendrick’s incoming career-ending diss track. Slim, but still the vibes are there #ScienceBeef
Blonde: "I'm trying to model randomness in space and time. What distribution do I use?"
Raven-haired: "Go poisson girl.”
#MathHumor #MathPuns #NerdJokes
Raven-haired: "Go poisson girl.”
#MathHumor #MathPuns #NerdJokes
December 1, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Blonde: "I'm trying to model randomness in space and time. What distribution do I use?"
Raven-haired: "Go poisson girl.”
#MathHumor #MathPuns #NerdJokes
Raven-haired: "Go poisson girl.”
#MathHumor #MathPuns #NerdJokes
Sixty years ago, my fav show Star Trek started filming. Wild that I didn’t exist yet. Even wilder? My parents didn’t either. Like, imagine a world with no me or my questionable takes on sci-fi. Spooky. 🚀✨ #StarTrek #ExistentialNerdThoughts
November 30, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Sixty years ago, my fav show Star Trek started filming. Wild that I didn’t exist yet. Even wilder? My parents didn’t either. Like, imagine a world with no me or my questionable takes on sci-fi. Spooky. 🚀✨ #StarTrek #ExistentialNerdThoughts
