I had a dream I was suddenly bald with only a few strands of hair a la Monstro Elisasue

Really didn’t think I’d ever encounter such a disturbance in the muppet fandom

certified @ryanboyd.bsky.social banger from three years back, courtesy fb memories

Watching the substance with my mom and aunt and my aunt during the opening scene went “that does not look like a color that is found in nature” lmfao

Not to be gay but I married the love of my life and how lucky am I tbh

Demi Moore is so cool wtf

Genuinely worried for the rockettes high kicking in the rain I hope they have on their nonslip heels

What is Charli D’amilio doing at the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade

Tomorrow, be mindful that some people may have traumatic memories resurfacing.

Ask before you put the parade on your TV.

"It's certainly no 'Untouched' by the Veronicas"

- John Paul Brammer, unprompted, on "The Star-Spangled Banner"

Follow for more stress dreams - I’m frequently stressed and it concerns me thus adding more stress to my life

I had a dream last night that I was flying for work and the plane landed in water (very common stress dream for me (the plane crash part not the work trip part)) and when we were allowed to deplane (??) I realized I didn’t have any luggage with me and had to walk barefoot through the snow (??)

What if I make this my dream journal

If I go to a screening of Wicked and I hear even a HUM from randos in the theater with me I will absolutely lose my mind

Feels like YouTube music called me a slur this morning tbh