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Rie Merritt
@justrie.bsky.social
Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her
Will not be tolerating your foolishness today
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That turkey only released moisture. It definitely did not absorb any.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So she put cheese on the cauliflower but not the macaroni? Make that make sense. 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Then what's stuck you the sides of the serving dish? But if there's no potatoes, maybe that explains the lack of gravy.
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My husband asked what's that stuff in the top left corner? I confidently said mashed potatoes. He asked was I sure it wasn't potato salad. I zoomed in & turned out I'm not sure at all. It's either very sad potato salad or the lumpiest mashed potatoes ever. Which I guess could be the same thing.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think the turkey was carved by a bear with a dull knife
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's almost here. Listen while you can.
#Whamageddon
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
At no point during this post did I know what was coming next.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Not too late. Mine came last week and it's still in the box. I was a little busy with Ignite and then playing catch up from Ignite.

So glad you like it!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is the kind of content that keeps me on the internet. Thanks for the positive vibes, Governor.

Also, here is what I'm picturing will happen.
a man is holding a boombox above his head in front of a car .
Alt: a man is holding a boombox above his head in front of a car .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
So it's like moving a picture in a word doc?
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That's exactly what someone who knew it didn't exist would say!
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just answer the question, Greg!
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
They're born to it
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Something you pretend to be... Secure
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
To the Italian authorities, the monarchy or the Hague?
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A friend's daughter in law has a small business that makes those. They're best around a bowl of soup, stew or pasta on a cold day when you want to hold your bowl to eat while sitting on the couch.
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
OMG that's amazing!
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Just tell people it's AI
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He's had a bit of a glow up.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM