Sam Bowen
@justsambowen.bsky.social
Progressive AF (he/him btw), love animals (esp cats), books, TV, movies, animation, science, Detroit Lions, LA Dodgers, LA comedy scene, my family, and my wife (not in that order). I tell all kitties that I love them.
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Sam Bowen
@justsambowen.bsky.social
· Dec 24
It's baffling to me that we use the term "cum gutters" when "The Jism Trail" is RIGHT THERE!
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ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!
I didn't even bring up the fact that trump thinks anything short of fawning praise is "unfairly critical of him"
![An email thread:
RE: Your message to The New York Times
November 26. 2025. 1:29 PM
[From] Aidan Gardiner
"Hey baby, I know I've cheated on you several times before, but I swear I've changed!"
I'm through with media owned by the oligarchy (literally or figuratively), and I'm especially through with media that engages in bothsideserism and anti-trans junk science. You think I "may be interested in" an article about something that anyone who's been paying attention has seen for months, even during the presidential campaign while the paper of record posted numerous op-eds and articles concerning Biden's declining mental health? As far as I'm concerned, the paper of record may as well just post its own obituary.
-------- Original message --------
From: Aidan Gardiner <sources+513007@nytimes.com>
Date: 11/26/25 7:19 AM (GMT-08:00)
To: sam*********.com
Subject: Your message to The New York Times
Good Morning,
Thank you for writing to the newsroom.
You may be interested in this article, which is atop our home page as I type this:
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
President Trump has always used his stamina and energy as a political strength. But that image is getting harder for him to sustain.
For his part, President Trump thought the article was unfairly critical of him: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115615998120894392
We stand by our reporting: https://x.com/NYTimesPR/status/1993697068926239197](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tv7cd7dtl6g6rnvmi5b5z5ur/bafkreifmnwldwjjxf7xd7cusrok4qnymdjzylirbfompp44gni6ur4z2z4@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I didn't even bring up the fact that trump thinks anything short of fawning praise is "unfairly critical of him"
It's not a tough equation: trump is attracted to power and popularity. Mamdami is on his way to obtaining more and more of the former, and is rife with the latter. QED
The simpering fool
The simpering fool
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's not a tough equation: trump is attracted to power and popularity. Mamdami is on his way to obtaining more and more of the former, and is rife with the latter. QED
The simpering fool
The simpering fool
Karoline Leavitt's crowd work is good enough to get her a Netflix special
#TrynaGetMyOwnNetflixSpecial
#TrynaGetMyOwnNetflixSpecial
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Karoline Leavitt's crowd work is good enough to get her a Netflix special
#TrynaGetMyOwnNetflixSpecial
#TrynaGetMyOwnNetflixSpecial
Probably entering the lucrative career of foot modeling
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Probably entering the lucrative career of foot modeling
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Now that we're two-thirds of the way through November, I realized I didn't post my my October stats
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Now that we're two-thirds of the way through November, I realized I didn't post my my October stats
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Here's a thread video of MELIA.
Click on the "X" on the top left and you can watch it. Close to 800 days. 😫 She's sweet, calm. Just needs a quiet adult only home and training. No other dogs. Cats are ok. Info in the link also. She needs a superhero! Where are you?
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www.threads.com/@adopt_melia...
Click on the "X" on the top left and you can watch it. Close to 800 days. 😫 She's sweet, calm. Just needs a quiet adult only home and training. No other dogs. Cats are ok. Info in the link also. She needs a superhero! Where are you?
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www.threads.com/@adopt_melia...
Melia & Friends! 🌺 (@adopt_melia_and_friends) on Threads
Melia has now been at the shelter 798 days 💔
Bio: https://24Petconnect.com/DetailsMain/PP3506/51416338
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter, Wantagh, New York (Long Island.) Email: adoption@hempsteadny....
www.threads.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Here's a thread video of MELIA.
Click on the "X" on the top left and you can watch it. Close to 800 days. 😫 She's sweet, calm. Just needs a quiet adult only home and training. No other dogs. Cats are ok. Info in the link also. She needs a superhero! Where are you?
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www.threads.com/@adopt_melia...
Click on the "X" on the top left and you can watch it. Close to 800 days. 😫 She's sweet, calm. Just needs a quiet adult only home and training. No other dogs. Cats are ok. Info in the link also. She needs a superhero! Where are you?
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www.threads.com/@adopt_melia...
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🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter:
💻[email protected]
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
3.5 years old, 50 lbs of beauty,
Sweet, full of love, and just look at that smile 😊 come on! MELIA needs a calm adult only home, no dogs, cats are ok. Will you be her forever?
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💻[email protected]
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
3.5 years old, 50 lbs of beauty,
Sweet, full of love, and just look at that smile 😊 come on! MELIA needs a calm adult only home, no dogs, cats are ok. Will you be her forever?
⤵️
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter:
💻[email protected]
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
3.5 years old, 50 lbs of beauty,
Sweet, full of love, and just look at that smile 😊 come on! MELIA needs a calm adult only home, no dogs, cats are ok. Will you be her forever?
⤵️
💻[email protected]
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
3.5 years old, 50 lbs of beauty,
Sweet, full of love, and just look at that smile 😊 come on! MELIA needs a calm adult only home, no dogs, cats are ok. Will you be her forever?
⤵️
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🗽 New York friends - MELIA needs you. She wants a quiet forever adult only home for Thanksgiving. She doesn't want to spend another holiday in the shelter. 797 days. No dogs, cats are ok. Only 3.5 years old.
Be her hero
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY 11793
Be her hero
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY 11793
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
🗽 New York friends - MELIA needs you. She wants a quiet forever adult only home for Thanksgiving. She doesn't want to spend another holiday in the shelter. 797 days. No dogs, cats are ok. Only 3.5 years old.
Be her hero
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY 11793
Be her hero
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY 11793
Clay Higgins--the only member of Congress who is both pro-pedophile AND too stupid to change his stance like his repugnican cohort did
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Clay Higgins--the only member of Congress who is both pro-pedophile AND too stupid to change his stance like his repugnican cohort did
Yeah, okay, but she's gonna have to do a lot more than just vote to release the Epstein files. She's still vile on ever other issue
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Yeah, okay, but she's gonna have to do a lot more than just vote to release the Epstein files. She's still vile on ever other issue
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Thinking of giving Peacemaker a rewatch just for the opening dance numbers. Throw your dog the invisible bone, and, oh lord, keep on keepin' on
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Thinking of giving Peacemaker a rewatch just for the opening dance numbers. Throw your dog the invisible bone, and, oh lord, keep on keepin' on
Doin' my part
This needs to get a LOT of traction.
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Doin' my part
I can think of some presidential pairings grosser than trump and Bubba, but not many
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I can think of some presidential pairings grosser than trump and Bubba, but not many
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The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history.
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history.
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
JFC, can we just reach the tipping point already?!
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
JFC, can we just reach the tipping point already?!
Anyone wanna proofread this before chapel? Nah? OK cool
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Anyone wanna proofread this before chapel? Nah? OK cool
What are some songs that are so good and short you play them twice in a row? I'll start:
"Roll to Me" - Del Amitri
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" - They Might Be Giants
"Roll to Me" - Del Amitri
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" - They Might Be Giants
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What are some songs that are so good and short you play them twice in a row? I'll start:
"Roll to Me" - Del Amitri
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" - They Might Be Giants
"Roll to Me" - Del Amitri
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" - They Might Be Giants
While he is technically correct, it amuses me that he thinks *this* bit of damning evidence will convince those who believe in trump's innocence when the dozens of examples preceeding have not
this should be obvious but the reason Trump is working desperately against Epstein transparency is because he's guilty
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
While he is technically correct, it amuses me that he thinks *this* bit of damning evidence will convince those who believe in trump's innocence when the dozens of examples preceeding have not
Thanks, Lions, for beating trump's team this weekend, WITH THE PIECE OF SHIT IN ATTENDANCE! It's been a rocky first half of the season, but that's a good way to start the second half!
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Thanks, Lions, for beating trump's team this weekend, WITH THE PIECE OF SHIT IN ATTENDANCE! It's been a rocky first half of the season, but that's a good way to start the second half!
Mega Millions is up to $900M, or one year's worth of groceries for a family of four!
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Mega Millions is up to $900M, or one year's worth of groceries for a family of four!
Troll level: 15 googol infinities
This is the kind of investigation James Comer was made for…
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Troll level: 15 googol infinities
Well this fucking sucks. One fewer outlet providing good political information. Sigh
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Well this fucking sucks. One fewer outlet providing good political information. Sigh
My mom received a "personal plea" from Erikkka Kkkirkkk and it pisses me off that the cheap pieces of shit don't send a "no postage if mailed from the U.S." envelopes, cuz I have some pubic hairs that TPUSA would love
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My mom received a "personal plea" from Erikkka Kkkirkkk and it pisses me off that the cheap pieces of shit don't send a "no postage if mailed from the U.S." envelopes, cuz I have some pubic hairs that TPUSA would love