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AndyNgoInspiresMassShooters {bird cult aficionado}
@justsomefucker.bsky.social
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Here for a long time, not a good time. Anti-fascist. Snatch Van owner. Weaver. More stubborn than you are. Very funny to my target audience [me].

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It is likely that Saturday will be a ruckus in many cities. It is likely that it will be totally chill in other places. This is good information to have no matter which city you're in, because it is better to know unnecessary information than to not know necessary information.

MAKE SUDECON WIPES.
POLICE CHEMICAL MUNITION DECONTAMINATION WIPES Combine the following: 1[one] gallon warm water 9[nine] cups white granulated sugar 2[two] tablespoons citric acid Stir until dissolved. To the previous mixture, add 21 fl oz [twenty-one fluid ounces] unscented baby shampoo. Mix gently until combined. Soak napkins or paper towels in the solution. Squeeze out a majority of the excess, and fold two or three of the saturated paper towels together at a time, placing each bundle in a single use ziploc bag. To use them, tilt head back with face towards the sky, close eyes tightly, and squeeze remaining solution from towels directly over CLOSED eyes [DO NOT PUT THIS SOLUTION IN OPEN EYES], then wipe from the inner corner of the eye outward and wipe away residue from the skin, unfolding the material as you go to consistently have a clean surface. Flush eyes thoroughly with WATER. If dry eye irritation persists, flushing eyes with sterile saline afterwards might help. NOTES: -Do not wear contacts if you might be exposed to chemical munitions. -If you rely on a rescue inhaler, keep it in a sealed bag until you need it to avoid contamination of the mouthpiece- chemical weapons residue can and will collect inside the mouthpiece if it is not bagged, and it will shoot directly into the back of your throat when you attempt to use the rescue inhaler. 0/10 stars.
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Something like this with some Dawn dish soap, water, and vinegar in it would allow the soap to suds up as it was sprayed, and the suds would theoretically prevent powder from rising in reaction to contact with water, and the soap would bind to the powder.

At least, I hypothesize. Scientific method!
A generic hand pump garden sprayer.
October 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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This video shows the powder residue from the failed instantaneous blast canister, as well as highlighting a very significant reason that we should try to neutralize the chemicals before washing them away- the water runoff from this street goes directly into the river. NOT SAFE FOR AQUATIC LIFE.
October 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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The cloak of darkness will not protect the roof cops from my eagle eyed snoopy ass.
Two roof cops stand on top of the ice building in front of an American flag staring down at a gaggle of a couple dozen people with signs and bubbles [not shown]
October 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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I'm very pleased that there have not been many munitions. Mostly because I've been eating pizza, as one does when law enforcement decide to go wildin' out. Year gas ribs? Pretty aight. Tear gas pizza? Not so much. It's the cheese I think.

NO ONE OUT 'TIFAS THE HUT.
[I think I'm very funny]
Two slices of pizza, one of which is half eaten, sitting on top of a Pizza Hut box.
October 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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www.defense-technology.com/product/mili...

Expiration label burnt, thusly expiration date unknown
October 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
justsomefucker.bsky.social
I do not have the words to express how absolutely fucking phenomenal this entire album is. Miss Black America by KIRBY was released August 29th of this year and I regret every second that I was unaware of its existence.

Find it on your preferred listening platform here: kirby.lnk.to/mba
The album art for Miss Black America by Kirby. Photograph of a black woman in a floor length white gown with a long train, walking through a field of grass in front of a hill of shrubbery and trees at a time when the natural light has a blue hue to it, either right before sunrise or right after sunset, with the words Miss Black America across the top of the image.
October 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Except it didn't get bad. That person in bloc, who was at the head of the charge pushing Joey Gibson out, was not a comrade. He climbed into the backseat of the truck and they took off together.

That entire incident was orchestrated.
September 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
justsomefucker.bsky.social
✨lol✨
Screenshot of a Newsweek article from April 6th 2023. "Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth It To Keep Second Amendment"
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Tunisian authorities claim that the explosion originated inside the boat. Footage from another boat in the flotilla proves this to be a lie.
September 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
justsomefucker.bsky.social
Here is footage of the aftermath of the attack.
September 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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This evening, an Israeli drone carrying an incendiary device attacked the Family Boat, one of the main boats of the Global Sumud Flotilla, carrying members of the steering committee. The crew was able to put out the fire and all crew and passengers are safe. The boat has returned to Port in Tunisia.
September 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I hate to do this but desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm sorry to be asking for help again.

Recovery is kicking my ass. They put me back together crooked, like visibly crooked, and it is affecting EVERYTHING.
Mutual Aid Request I am once again kinda fucked Recovery is kicking my ass. They put me back together crooked and it has fucked me up more than I ever could have guessed. I've been working as much as I can and half of what I make doing Uber deliveries goes directly back into my gas tank. Are desperately tried to avoid needing to ask for help again so soon, but I have been unsuccessful trying to pawn things and I can't sell plasma again until November. Bills I urgently need help with, in no particular order. Electricity $213.13 Phone $54.55 Car insurance $971.06 Please share this around if you can. I promise I'll earn my key when I'm back on my feet. Cashapp $pazwell Venmo @justsomefucker GoFundMe link [I'm not going to make your screen reader read a long ass URL at you, the link will be in the thread]
September 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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This man just parked his semi near ICE, yelled at protesters, ran back to his truck and brought out a baseball bat and a fire extinguisher, and started attacking everybody until DHS came out when he ran back and drove off the wrong way down a one way.

He drives for S&M Truck Lane 503-463-6818
August 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
justsomefucker.bsky.social
I MADE AN EYE-CATCHING FLYER SO MORE PEOPLE WILL NOTICE.
Attention! Multnomah County will be testing a wireless emergency alert system on Thursday, August 14, 2025 at around 2 pm. This alert is expected to reach phones in the following counties in Oregon and Washington: Multnomah, Washington, Clackamas, Columbia, Hood, River, Clark, Cowlitz, and Skamania. Anyone utilizing a secret second phone in an effort to escape domestic abuse or another unsafe situation? Should be sure to have their phone off at that time, because silencing it might not be enough to prevent the alert from sounding on that device.
August 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
justsomefucker.bsky.social
I made a flyer. Maybe that'll help.
Mutual Aid Request I'm completely FUCKED I'm $200 shy for my car insurance payment. I have absolutely nothing to put towards rent. Everything still hurts. I haven't been useful and I know that. I'm sorry. I don't know what to do. I should have been begging harder but it's so demoing and I just don't have it in me. Cash App $Pazwell Venmo @justsomefucker GoFundMe [link in linktree in bio] Please donate if you can or send me any resources you might have for rental assistance Picture in the middle of the flyer of my still swollen abdomen with a 7-in midline incision that is not done healing, splotches of inflamed skin from negative reactions to various bandage adhesives, and a still open hole from a drain that was removed yesterday.
August 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
justsomefucker.bsky.social
I wrote a poem last night.
there are two cats asleep on top of my feet right now it's a nice reminder that life ain't all just teargas and scalpels sometimes it's pretty alright but I need to pee and it seems unfair that I never have enough control to put an end to the bad times but I have to make the choices that end the good ones
July 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Here's a pic of my midline incision, for folks who wanna look at kinda gross shit. I get it. This is my body now.

N e a t o .
My stomach, two small 1 inch bandages attached, one on each side, with a cut down the midline center of the stomach through the belly button, approximately 6 in in length, crooked, held closed by a series of staples.
July 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
justsomefucker.bsky.social
Tear Gas / Impact Weapon
Rubber Ball Blast Grenade CS (confirmed)
Defense Technology
Part No. 1097SC

Rubber Ball Blast Grenade OC (suspected)
Defense Technology
Part No. 1095SC
Tear Gas / Impact Weapon Rubber Ball Blast Grenade CS (confirmed) Defense Technology Part No. 1097SC Rubber Ball Blast Grenade OC (suspected) Defense Technology Part No. 1095SC Fuse heads and safety pins, presumably from rubber ball blast grenades.
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
justsomefucker.bsky.social
Impact Weapon / Chemical Irritant
Barricade Penetrating Projectile
40mm OC Powder Ferret Round
Defense Technology
Part No. 2290
Impact Weapon / Chemical Irritant Barricade Penetrating Projectile 40mm OC Powder Ferret Round Defense Technology Part No. 2290
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Impact Weapon
40mm eXact iMpact Sponge Round
Defense Technology
Part No. 6325

NOTE: This munition has a shelf life of 5 years from the date of manufacture. This round was manufactured in 2019 and has been expired for 1 year.
Impact Weapon 40mm eXact iMpact Sponge Round Defense Technology Part No. 6325 NOTE: This munition has a shelf life of 5 years from the date of manufacture. This round was manufactured in 2019 and has been expired for 1 year.
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
justsomefucker.bsky.social
Impact Weapon / Marking
40mm Direct Impact Marking Round
Defense Technology
Part No. 6326

NOTE: This munition has a shelf life of 5 years from the date of manufacture. This round was manufactured in 2017 and has been expired for 3 years.
Impact Weapon / Marking 40mm Direct Impact Marking Round Defense Technology Part No. 6326 NOTE: This munition has a shelf life of 5 years from the date of manufacture. This round was manufactured in 2017 and has been expired for 3 years.
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
justsomefucker.bsky.social
Impact Weapon / Marking
FN303 Indelible Paint Marking Round
Fabrique Nationale Herstal
Part No. Unknown
Impact Weapon / Marking FN303 Indelible Paint Marking Round Fabrique Nationale Herstal Part No. Unknown
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Impact Weapon / Chemical Irritant
Pepperball Live-X
Pepperball
Part No. unknown

5% PAVA powder.
Impact Weapon / Chemical Irritant Pepperball Live-X Pepperball Part No. unknown 5% PAVA powder.
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Impact Weapon
40mm Stinger 60 Cal Rubber Ball Smokeless Powder Round
Defense Technology
Part No. 6097
Impact Weapon 40mm Stinger 60 Cal Rubber Ball Smokeless Powder Round Defense Technology Part No. 6097
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM