I need to do extensive research. Please send a hundred of each and I'll get back to you

I vote for ice cream

That trickle down is going to show up any time now.

My dogs refuse to wear shoes.

Reminds me of the Trump helicopter incident

Set the space lasers to gay.

I'd heard about gay conversion therapy.

Cole slaw always looks and smells like someone ate cabbage and couldn't keep it down.

I'm guessing that you haven't seen The Mandalorian

Now let's start talking about why you might want to make crow friends.

I can't begin to enumerate the reasons, but I'll try. The best one is simply that interacting with beautiful wild creatures with sublime intelligence that recognize us as individuals adds immeasurable beauty to our lives. (19/n)

Most food is gross, if you think about it. Cheese? Fermented modified cow sweat. Apple? A mature ovary. Mushrooms? The reproductive organs of a fungus. Beer? A solution partially digested by fungi and spiked by their pee.

Waiting for someone to skeet about their Mac n cheese jello mold.

Ouch!🥴 They are treat hounds. I've gotten the accidental nipped finger that way. Never went through the skin, much less a nail. Those pointy little needle teeth on doxies. Feel better.