Grievance Goblin
@justveeyourself.satan.social
"...this one time, at drug court"
she/they
she/they
My next fanfic will be titled "Major Willie's Garand Dick at the Battle of the Bulge"
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
My next fanfic will be titled "Major Willie's Garand Dick at the Battle of the Bulge"
The Tower of Babel was an inside job
December 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The Tower of Babel was an inside job
high blood pressure being a bad thing is a myth propogated by the bourgeoisie.
Enough pressure can make diamonds. Eat that 10th bucket of KFC, eventually you can donate your blood to Kay jewelers instead of the Red Cross. Ascend the market.
Enough pressure can make diamonds. Eat that 10th bucket of KFC, eventually you can donate your blood to Kay jewelers instead of the Red Cross. Ascend the market.
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
high blood pressure being a bad thing is a myth propogated by the bourgeoisie.
Enough pressure can make diamonds. Eat that 10th bucket of KFC, eventually you can donate your blood to Kay jewelers instead of the Red Cross. Ascend the market.
Enough pressure can make diamonds. Eat that 10th bucket of KFC, eventually you can donate your blood to Kay jewelers instead of the Red Cross. Ascend the market.
So my 2025 bingo card is still blank. I'm still waiting for something to happen to Bill Murray within the next 18 days so I can at least mark something off
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
So my 2025 bingo card is still blank. I'm still waiting for something to happen to Bill Murray within the next 18 days so I can at least mark something off
Go drink some water, or I will come to your house and spit in your mouth
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Go drink some water, or I will come to your house and spit in your mouth
Always carry snacks
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Always carry snacks
Due to inflation, tyre prices are increasing
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Due to inflation, tyre prices are increasing
Goddamnit. I got sniped Day One. Serves me right for the #Whamageddon suide-bombing I did last year 🤣🤣
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Goddamnit. I got sniped Day One. Serves me right for the #Whamageddon suide-bombing I did last year 🤣🤣
So it turns out you can just...buy a black belt.
They don't even test you or anything
They don't even test you or anything
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
So it turns out you can just...buy a black belt.
They don't even test you or anything
They don't even test you or anything
So about the Bill Clinton thing...
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
So about the Bill Clinton thing...
Free tax advice:
Don't.
Don't.
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Free tax advice:
Don't.
Don't.
At this point I'm just wondering how terrible Hillary's blowjobs must be
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
At this point I'm just wondering how terrible Hillary's blowjobs must be
Gee, I hope my costume isn't too scary
October 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Gee, I hope my costume isn't too scary
The Simpsons is wild. You telling me this is the same motherfucker wrote the Odyssey
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The Simpsons is wild. You telling me this is the same motherfucker wrote the Odyssey
If the Purge was real, I'd go to mattressfirm and rip all the tags off
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If the Purge was real, I'd go to mattressfirm and rip all the tags off
your ducks will always be in a row if you only have 2 ducks
October 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
your ducks will always be in a row if you only have 2 ducks
My local gas station started stocking century eggs recently and I'm really tempted to try one
October 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
My local gas station started stocking century eggs recently and I'm really tempted to try one
Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes
October 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes
Y'all are a bunch of fuckin posers. You're on the streets screaming fuck the status quo, and preaching a refusal to conform, but the second you hear the Time Warp, guess who's suddenly taking a jump to the left...
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Y'all are a bunch of fuckin posers. You're on the streets screaming fuck the status quo, and preaching a refusal to conform, but the second you hear the Time Warp, guess who's suddenly taking a jump to the left...
It's Spooky Season, time for my annual Twilight binge
October 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's Spooky Season, time for my annual Twilight binge
I just found a whole patch of grey hairs 😭😭
October 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I just found a whole patch of grey hairs 😭😭