Icarus
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justzoethings.bsky.social
Icarus
@justzoethings.bsky.social
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Tech nerd, MTG dork, doer of things, haver of ADHD,

Drink some water, call your mother, hug your family.
Oooooooph…my back hurts…

Go and tell them how you felt about EoE!
August 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’s gotta be either Tivit or The Valeyard, but I would bet The Valeyard.

Either that, or something unplayably, undeniably here to lolz like a Pheldagrif deck.
July 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Oh, not probably. In the past month, me and my team have had to spend about five or six hours explaining why the answer he got from ChatGPT was wrong.
June 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Those colors can easily find a way to make this card *hilarious* too. (God I love Preposterous Proportions 🤣)
April 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m no big city economist either, but I thought in capitalism the lines went up or it was bad.
April 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Probably not as good as what everyone else is picking, but I adore this card. It makes me so stoked to say “swing team”.
March 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Listen…I know why I can’t have Treasure Cruise in Pauper, it’s makes sense.

I still want it though…
March 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Magic card seems relevant 🤣
January 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Highlight. I don’t care what MV this card is at, instant 4-of for my next standard deck and definitely a contender to join Altar of the Brood in my commander decks because no one understands my love of mill.
January 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I could sort and put away my #mtg cards, but hear me out…what if instead I made funny labels for my deck boxes instead and played with the label maker?
January 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
January 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Tonight, I finally did it: Rush of Dread with a Bloodletter of Aclazotz down.

(I may have also Bushwhacked a poor elf player into sacrificing all of their permanents with Phyrexian Obliterator…)
January 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I just can’t stop playing Breach the Multiverse. It’s a minimum requirement Fun-of in any deck I can shoehorn it into.
January 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Accidentally ordered two LEGO sets that were the same for my nephew. This one came late, and after spending four days trying to decide how to send it back, I’ve named it Arthur, so, that’s a thing that happened 🤣
December 26, 2024 at 2:54 PM
STOP ✋

This is a Magic the Gathering checkpoint ✔️

Stop scrolling and post a card you love 💕
December 21, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I don’t know why this is upsetting because…
December 18, 2024 at 2:03 AM