Julian
@juulian.bsky.social
he/him | 26 | Boston | this lifelike dream ain’t for me!
We don’t need ai to write music, Matt Farley of motern media has already written every single song conceivable
December 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
We don’t need ai to write music, Matt Farley of motern media has already written every single song conceivable
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn into your dad, that’s what it’s all about!
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn into your dad, that’s what it’s all about!
Steve Martin I know you’re in Boston come to my dispensary oooooooo
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Steve Martin I know you’re in Boston come to my dispensary oooooooo
Being in the cannabis industry is weird because everything is great and chill but sometimes there’s just a dark shadow of will it be outlawed again bc our government fucking blows chunks? Who’s to say
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Being in the cannabis industry is weird because everything is great and chill but sometimes there’s just a dark shadow of will it be outlawed again bc our government fucking blows chunks? Who’s to say
Jarvis Johnson are you romantically interested in men and are you free next week
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Jarvis Johnson are you romantically interested in men and are you free next week
Benny blanco isn’t ugly your beauty standards are antisemitic
September 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Benny blanco isn’t ugly your beauty standards are antisemitic
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they literally want to round us up man. can democrats please get a fucking spine and stand the fuck up for us now? we literally cannot counter this ourselves when they want our voices and rights taken away. please do fucking something
September 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
they literally want to round us up man. can democrats please get a fucking spine and stand the fuck up for us now? we literally cannot counter this ourselves when they want our voices and rights taken away. please do fucking something
I was just wondering if you’ve considered moving to the country to eat a lot of peaches
September 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I was just wondering if you’ve considered moving to the country to eat a lot of peaches
Ha Ha You're Dead
YouTube video by Green Day - Topic
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September 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why do they call it snake eyes when you roll double ones? There are lots of other things with two eyes
September 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Why do they call it snake eyes when you roll double ones? There are lots of other things with two eyes
I hope hideo Kojima is enjoying the current MCR tour
July 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I hope hideo Kojima is enjoying the current MCR tour
Today at work I served a guy with a full Jared Leto joker ha ha ha tattoo sleeve
July 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Today at work I served a guy with a full Jared Leto joker ha ha ha tattoo sleeve
The fact that some trans guys after experiencing sexism pre coming out go wow when I transition I can’t wait to do that to women instead of realizing how fucked up it is and how you as a man should be doing everything you can to make women comfortable because they get so much shit for being women
July 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The fact that some trans guys after experiencing sexism pre coming out go wow when I transition I can’t wait to do that to women instead of realizing how fucked up it is and how you as a man should be doing everything you can to make women comfortable because they get so much shit for being women
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if somebody assigns you a piece where you're supposed to talk to the Grok love chatbot please contact me so I can pay you to not write that piece. I can't afford to be capricious like this but I will crowdfund it and get support. together we can stop you
July 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if somebody assigns you a piece where you're supposed to talk to the Grok love chatbot please contact me so I can pay you to not write that piece. I can't afford to be capricious like this but I will crowdfund it and get support. together we can stop you
Today at work a customer told me he was taking pills that make him taller
July 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Today at work a customer told me he was taking pills that make him taller
We got a new strain at work called golden shower and I’m like guys we can’t call it that
July 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We got a new strain at work called golden shower and I’m like guys we can’t call it that
Men with ADHD will literally build a comically specific inator instead of going to therapy
June 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Men with ADHD will literally build a comically specific inator instead of going to therapy
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Tip: Replace your brain worms with "Doctor Worm" by They Might Be Giants.
June 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Tip: Replace your brain worms with "Doctor Worm" by They Might Be Giants.
Tell ur boys you love them the love of the boys is eternal they play cards with you until 1am and make you laugh til you cry let them know how much they mean to you
June 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Tell ur boys you love them the love of the boys is eternal they play cards with you until 1am and make you laugh til you cry let them know how much they mean to you
There are three types of roommates. The hot dog one, the spider one, and the guy who’s constantly losing his job
June 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
There are three types of roommates. The hot dog one, the spider one, and the guy who’s constantly losing his job
“Dismantle destroy engulf in flames.”
June 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“Dismantle destroy engulf in flames.”
Garphone for @quintonreviews.bsky.social !! #garf
June 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Garphone for @quintonreviews.bsky.social !! #garf
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Im drunk and the wise words of @elysewillems.bsky.social are coming to me. Bread. To soak up the alcohol. But I gotta give someone else my centers
June 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Im drunk and the wise words of @elysewillems.bsky.social are coming to me. Bread. To soak up the alcohol. But I gotta give someone else my centers
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