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@juvenilebum.bsky.social
I’d rather spend my time being close to a bird, than waste time wishing I had wings
Why pay at a theatre when you can see all of her for free by scrolling Adult Video Networks 🤷‍♂️
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Violent nights and pitch-black days are all Trump’s soul have to offer.
February 6, 2026 at 11:34 AM
The children of the Grand Old Party have transformed Trump into their Night King. And picket signs alone are a poor substitute for dragon glass.
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
🤔 A photo-shoot/docu-film on America’s first, completely naked, First-lady?
I thought they did away with those pesky triple-X movie theaters.
February 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
The entire horde of hyenas comprised of the Trump Administration should be airdropped center-mass the of the Nile River among the ruff currents and approaching crocodiles.
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Think Robert E. Lee with nuclear codes.
January 26, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Castration was one of the go-to tactics straight out of the playbook of slavery & Jim Crow eras.
January 25, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Closed casket in an open-carry State. And the NRA & Congressional Majorities remain silent, and ever fearful of Trump.
January 25, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Who knew a daughter’s vote to own-the-libs could condemn her elderly parent to serving the libs:

“Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?”
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Racist Overt Bigoted Extremist Rightwing Trash - Robert for short
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM
The sycophants that make up his Cabinet won’t remove him.
Senate R’s will never vote him guilty following a D-led impeachment.
And we’re just one year into this four year nightmare.
The sky is still falling!
January 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
U.S. citizens simply only have to travel to Minnesota to see for themselves what’s going on in Iran.
January 15, 2026 at 12:59 PM
You can’t tell Trump that he didn’t just capture Osama bin-Laden!
Trump wants to be Barrack Obama soooo bad!
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Obvious face mask penalty against Georgia not called. We’ve reached the point where the refs will try to win the game for Georgia!
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I beg the differ. At the pace sales & stocks are dropping—Tesla is well on its way to being driverless by that target date.
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Cat Confronts Animal-I.C.E.
December 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Wasn’t it Muslims (the Taliban) who Trump-45 extended an invite to Camp David?

Wasn’t it Muslims who gifted the Councilwoman’s cult-leader with a Palace-in-the-Sky?

And isn’t it Muslims who Trump-47 wants to grant a military training base here on American soil?

Follow the money—not the rhetoric.
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM